Embarassing Admissions & Confessions

See kids, this is what we call "ironic".

If one god damned person says one thing about that bullshit song i'm punching them in the fucking throat!

Like Rai... Oh no, my bad, lets move along.

I came in here to admit that I love the show "What Not to Wear." That's probably crush-killing material.

He's embarrassed about that crush though.

I use pop culture references from films/tv shows I've never seen and music I've never listened.

I know. Also I wish now that I'd said "crush-crushing".

still applies.

I can't stand John C. Reilly even though I'm not allowed to not like him because he's suppose to be god's gift to the film industry or some shit like that.

That's the beautiful thing about crushes. You see past the other person's faults.

And I'm embarassed because it's seen as weird to have a crush on a nonfamous person whom you've never met.

I don't have a crush on Reilly, I just loathe him and can't stand the sight of him which sucks because he's in a lot of my favorite films.

I'm not gay but I've always thought that John C Reilly was ugly as sin.

that's because he is.

I make out with guys at parties. Sometimes I feel bad because I lead them on and they'll call me the next day wanting to hang out. Usually, when I'm with friends and we go to a party with a good girl guy ratio,if there is a gay dude I'll hang out with him all night and fool around. My buddies poke fun,but seriously I hate flirting and I hate having to listen to what school a chick goes to,her last boyfriend,her last period,her thoughts on life. Having conversations that go like..
Her: so,you like metal?
Me:well,I like punk rock and stuff too but yeah I mostly listen to metal
Her: I love metal
Me: have you heard that new High on Fire album?
Her(with confused look): I like Metallica,Linkin Park,Avenged Sevenfold..
Me: Where did Lance go off too..?
See while a dudes taste might not coincide with yours concerning music and whatnot he knows why you're talking to him and usually accepts or denies advances from "hey" or "hello"

Then getting the female's drunk- selves to kiss me. I'm not trying to unlock Pandora's box and you don't have platnium between your legs,let's get drunk and hump. It's just easier to by pass all that and find a dude as lonely as you are. Plus,I've been in relationships with girls that make dudes seem more appealing everyday. I know this post might get snickers. Yep,I'm a fag.

I am against all forms of cockteasing.
You,sir, are a terrible person!

This is kind of embarrassing to admit. But I am completely spent tonight after watching that movie. Every muscle in my body has been all tensed up today in rage and now I feel like I've been run over by a truck. I hate that I let a movie do that to me.

I hate this generation. I constantly complain about how i wish i had lived in the 60s or 70s.

oh yeah, and im contemplating buying the box set of Boy Meets World....

mostly molded lips snake eyes mask syndrome.

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Yep,I'm a fag.

Top or Bottom?

A little from column A and little from column B

i know what you mean. Tonight I fucked my wife while she rammed me with a dildo.

See man,that's EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Variety! It's the spice of life!

I sense a burnout.

I'm not embarassed. I'd like to think my post falls under the "confessions" part of the title of this thread. Of all the things I'm embarassed of about myself my gayness dosen't put a blip on the radar of that list.

I'm downright ashamed of never having seen Indiana Jones though

Whatever, no one cares that you're gay.

I can't think of a good embarrassing thing about me right now. Pretty much everything i do is a little bit embarrassing. Or should be, rather. Oh, i thought of one: Freshman year of college, i listened to Michael Jackson and George Michael's greatest hits pretty regularly. Like, at least once a week, if not more.

I didn't sleep in my own room because there's a spider there. To me, that's pretty embarrassing, but I just can't sleep there knowing there's a fat spider watching me.

I'm not sure how long it'll be before I find the spider and am able to kill it. I miss my room!

Oh, too, Imke, i don't sleep in my room when i find bugs there either.

My mom gave me a little safe to keep my "toys" in. She didn't ever want to run the risk of running into them again or god forbid a friend or relative discovering them.

Currently said safe contains:

-toy
-bottle of lube
-unopened box of condoms
-cash

I don't sleep in my room when there are geckos or frogs in it. F Florida.

I managed to pour coke down my dress instead of drink some once. I was watching tv at the same time.

Here's one,
I work at Border's Books and if we sign and date this sheet of paper with the title,were allowed to borrow books. I caught on that my manager dosen't really give a shit and never pays attention about a year ago. So, I never sign and just take books I want. Some people would call that "stealing" and they'd be right! If my collection gets to massive I'll redeem myself by donating them to the library.

Also,I can vegetate for hours watching Brooke Knows Best on Vh1. I am not proud

I'm sure you've seen that Chuck Palahniuk video on youtube of him showing how to stop shoplifters at Borders.

Yeah people,speaking as an employee of Borders. If you want something just take it, there are too many hoops to jump through to prosecute,and honestly(unless you get one of those uptight people that take pride in their stupid retail job) nobody gives a shit. Just don't be TOO obvious.

eh. 90% of my book collection is pilfered goods. i was an expert book thief for a while. i stopped doing it out of maturity mostly. borders was actually the hardest place to steal from because there always seemed to be plenty of employees. barnes and noble? that was just silly. it got to a point where i was walking out the side door by starbucks with a handful of books.

also, i always suspected that a lot of gays were just bad with women, not actually gay. this thread proves my theory.

I accidentally stole a book from Barns and Nobel once. I had been walking around with a little paperback copy of The Catcher in the Rye for about half an hour, and then we got some coffee, and by the time we went to leave I had completely forgotten I still had the book and hadn't paid for it. Were going out the doors and my one friend quietly asks me if I'm stealing the book. I'm completely unaware so I raise the book in the air and turn around back towards the cashiers. One of them just sort of smiles and waves at me so I just kept walking. I figured it'd be a lot more trouble to go back in and explain what happened.

Nobody cared because it was Catcher in the Rye and that kind of behavior is expected from kids who read that.

You fuckers should stop stealing books. It hurts more than just the store when you do that.

If I worked in a bookstore and someone was stealing books, it would depend on which book they took if I busted them or not. If i liked the book I'd let them slide but if some goon had Catcher in the Rye i'd come down on them like the wrath of God!

What do you guys have against that book? I didn't even mean to steal it.

On a shoplifting sidenote : I have a buddy who shoplifts all the time,he told me about a neat trick he learned about Wal-Mart. To detour shoplifting most buisnesses rely on the customer's fear. Most buisnesses,like Wal-mart,do not have a law enforcement officer on duty. They have store security. And store security CANNOT physically detain you,they have to call real cops. Ok, so my buddy was stealing DVDs from Wal-mart,he said he'd grab 4 or 5 take them to the bathroom and pop open the boxes,then stuff the discs in his hoodie pouch or pockets,or whatever. As we all probably know the DVDs have an electronic security strip that triggers an alarm at the front door. He did this a few times that day and was stopped by security as he was getting into his car. Wal-mart security asked him to "come with me" he just said no and drove off. The theory is police response time is generally 4 to 7 minutes(unless you live in a poor area and the response time is whenever the hell they feel like it) it'd be really easy to get to safety with stolen merchandise in 4-7 minutes. Make sure the store dosn't have cops in it before you steal just to be safe,if they do you're screwed. If you are stopped by store security,just refuse to comply with them and leave. They won't get physical because of store policy or for fear of a lawsuit.

Personally,I don't have the balls to steal from anywhere except for work,and those soul sucking bastards owe my ass!

On the last day of work, I stole and drank a bottle of POM juice.

I should have taken more and smuggled it out in a coke bottle or something.

Support your local bookstore.

But, but, but..... thats steeeeeaaaaaaaling.