Embarassing Admissions & Confessions
Now you're talking.
Yes, I want to play. I really, really do.
The other day I tried to throw a bottle cap in a garbage can and I... well I... I missed. Somehow. It's never happened to me before.
I love to eat paste.
I like to eat my boogers.
I had all the 90210 episodes on VHS
and I miss the collection kinda.
I experimented with another neighborhood kid when I was around 6 (he was 6 too). we just put each others genitals in our mouths. no erections or anything. then we went to sleep. later that night I woke up to find that he'd vomited everywhere, almost on me.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
You just...you just...I don't know. Just, you just.
yeah that's a bit much.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
"A bit much" would be admitting that I've masturbated to this very NSFW piece of art on multiple occasions.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Before you edited that post, it looked quite a bit like you were talking about your experience with 6 year old testicles
that is not as disturbing compared to a six year old you know what...
So...We are still going to die. Right?
God dammit. I sat here, telling myself, "don't click on the link, monkey, don't do it. You can see Hellboy in the url, you know whatever it's gonna be is gonna be awful. But really, how awful could it be? Surely it's just a crude drawing of Abe Sapien getting sodomized by Hellboy while Liz watches. Why would you think that was better? Why would you even type it? Did you really think all this stuff before clicking on the link, or are you trying to be elaborately labyrinthine? Well, whether all of the preceding was actually thought, you should click anyway, because really how bad could it be?"
Dammit. Stupid inherent homoeroticism in SuperHeroes.
I know, right?
Do you refer to yourself as monkey in your head?
I joined this site and post on threads, just so I can feel like there's a chance that Chuck will read a post by me one day. Even though he never looks at this site (much less random forums full of insipid comments by lonely fans). How sad am I?
Still my guitar gently weeps...
You sure have a long username.
Well you have to admit it was drawn well.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Dammit. Stupid inherent homoeroticism in SuperHeroes.
I wasn't going to bother to click on it either until I read this and was like "Oh, Hell naw! Now I gotta see what the hell it is!" and then I clicked on it and was like "That's it??" I mean, the picture is so huge to begin with that you can't really even see all of it at once. And then once you realize what is going on it's just like "It's just Hellboy getting tentacle raped." pretty much what I would have expected.
Dammit. Stupid innernet ruining my moral sensitivities.
I know, right?
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Batman is NOT gay. Yall can go fuck yourselves.
There is hope, but not for us.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Oh come on, we all know Alfred molested him after his parents died. That's why he's into kids.
You know, I've never seen any gay Hellboy porn that wasn't of him getting tentacle raped.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Is it too late for a "Super Heroes you think are Gay" thread?
So...We are still going to die. Right?
No, go for it.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
i'm convinced the she-chick and he-man are the same person.
also, i watched twilight on dvd last night.
poor old MossMan back there. You just know they make him dress up as the grinch every year.
it's kind of a given.
Damien! Sup.
Damien pops out of nowhere and slam dunks!
yo frank, not much man, just crawling out from under my rock. i heard it's summer now.
Good to see you around. Better wear some sunscreen. This summer sun is a biatch.
yo frank, not much man, just crawling out from under my rock. i heard it's summer now.
edit: EDDY
Confession: About 2 years ago I had developed a cultie crush on Jane S. It was childish.
Who hasn't?!
I haven't.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Well, pff at you!
*sigh* But she's all smart and stuff. She'd never go for a Joe sixpack like me...
I tried watching Reservoir Dogs but found it boring.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Seriously, who the hell shot Junior at the end there in the stand off? He just gets shot out of nowhere!
Yeah, man. I wanted to bring disclosure to a maximum with that, to give the kids something to talk about leaving the theatre. I wanted to kinda get inside your mind with a katana and display a horror show of blood and guts and pent up repression from the 60s. I don't know what happened to Mr. Pink and the diamonds. Twelve year old kids don't know. Maybe you know Mr. Critic Man, but I don't...
I don't even know where I thought I was going with that.
Fuck you, Mr. Pink!
I have a slight crush on Morgan Freeman.
I also managed to endure a Disney film today without vomiting :l
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
i see nothing wrong with disney films, particularly animated ones (i care less about live action though) especially now that they own pixar. i'm sure you can see a lot more of them without regurgitating your meal.
I have been meaning to watch The Lion King again for like, the past 14 years. Never got around to it.
I'm waiting for them to release Song of the South on DVD.
http://www.theonlyclassicmovies.com/songofthesouthdvd.html
problem solved!
I would, but we hardly ever post in the same topics anymore.
Ohnos, I'm stuck!