Embarassing Admissions & Confessions

There is not one part of this that didn't make me laugh. 

those things arent embarrassing. especially 10 things i hate about you. that shits classic.

if the lights are off in my basement while im leaving it i always think i see monsters and then run up the stairs and close the door really quickly to make sure they stay in my basement.

i also keep pieces of writing i find from anyone. i found a grocery list on my walk to school last fall and still have it. also, a bookmark that someone wrote 'thank you' on. the thank you wasnt for me because, well, it wasnt my bookmark and i dont know who wrote it. but i haves its nows.

I had a nightlight on in my room every night until I was sixteen years old.

I agree with ethr.. some of you don't grasp the term 'embarrasing.' That or I'm much more embarassing than most of you.

apparently people have trouble wit my name...you guys can call me eddy if you remember. if not, you all can suck it and keep calling me ejrathke. i dont care how hard and awkward it is to type. i can type it lightning fast.

i think people look cool when they smoke cigarettes, including me. but thats not embarrassing because its just plain true.

im protective of my pens and dont share them if people need something to write with. i also cant grow very patchy, shitty facial hair and im twenty. all i can really get is a very thin gross looking neck beard.

All you are is letters to me.

its all i was ever meant to be

ive been calling you Earth Jake in my head

anagram

cept you'd be missing an 'a.'

I'm afraid to drive.

I didn't lose mine till I was 22...I'm not embarrassed about it either. I don't see why people are like, ashamed by that kind of thing.

the second 'a' is silent

is your name Jake? My brother's name is jake too!!

I get jealous of people whose threads do well while mine just peter out after ten posts, half of them from me.

Me too. The thought terrifies me. I'm hoping one day I'll have a chauffeur.

I also have a fear of seeing someone's face outside a window on a floor above the ground floor. Specific I know, but if it's dark and the blind isn't closed so you can see reflections of the room it freaks me out that I'm gonna see someone's face outside. Grinning.

Oh god, me too! Sometimes if I notice my blinds are open at night, I just leave them. Because closing them would mean getting right up close to it and...you know.

I'm also afraid of the ocean.

post that song bowie and nin did together, i'm afraid of amerkans

Sometimes I see pictures and I want to turn the people in them into characters without changing a thing.

Holy crap totally. I end up avoiding full focus on the window, switching the light off and leaving the room very quickly. If the face was there it would be in the corner.

I'm not generally nyctophobic, but I find dark stairwells scary. I go up and down them really fast. Sometimes it hurts (especially going down).

if you're bleeding after, you're doing it wrong.

I watch this silly TV cooking show only because there's this really cute girl who I secretely adore.

Masturbation is not supposed to be fun. It is a psychological need only. When you masturbate (and especially when you have an orgasm) you're satisfying a mental/emotional necessity. As simple as that.

So you believe nothing that is a mental or emotional necessity should be fun? What SHOULD be fun? Mindless wants? Can't masturbation be that? I love masturbating. I'm all over the room with some biting and growling and what have you, pictures rattling off the walls, neighbours calling the police, the cat running and hiding behind the couch.

I masterbated while driving down the freeway...

 you know how you think someone is waving at you, so you wave back and then realise they weren't waving at you...yeah...

I was once walking down the street when this girl drove by slowly and blew a kiss. I smiled at her but then realised it was to the guy walking behind me.

Chasing Amy is not a chick flick! I love that movie!!

thats not embarrassing. thats just strange. you fucking freak.

i have more fun talking to five year old about disney movies, hannah montana, race cars, and skittles than i have talking to anyone near my age about anything. even subjects i bring up, i usually get bored with and just want to talk about ninja turtles or pokemon. and, yea, i love pokemon. played red for the gameboy just last year. well, i loved pokemon till they started adding all sorts of new pokemon. fuck those stupid creatures.

i don't get jerking off in a sock. it's very abrasive.

I can't go into any threads anymore without hearing phleg talk about his body parts!!!!!

i, too, have noticed this trend. maybe every one should start talking about their body parts

Maybe if you masturbated you wouldn't sound like a perv all the time, and then you'd be able to get a girlfriend. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FGk63Fv7t4

You're Welcome.

Me too. And I can tell it kills my father a little bit inside, him being a chaueffer and all.

I am a driving extraordinaire! Except that one time that I tried to make a turn, but there wasn't a turn there and I drove off the road.......

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I had to have the concierge escort me to my room last night/this morning.

 One day, I was late to class. So I started to run up the stairs with books in my hands. I tripped UP the stairs, only one person saw it.

He laughed, and I've been tripping up stairs ever since. 

what?

what?

exactly.

hahaha. yeah, i know.