Embarassing Admissions & Confessions

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Wed, 06/18/2008 - 20:12

rainbowsheeps

Manly Man Extraordinaire

From: new york

Joined: 05/23/2008

If there's a thread like this, I didn't find it.

I cannot whistle or blow a bubble of bubblegum. I never have been able to.

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I am the ghost that haunts my dreams. It's pathetic, really, to be the monster of my own nightmares. Next to you is the only time I feel safe...

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Wed, 06/18/2008 - 20:18

bearchaser

naked for your pleasure

From: Purgatorio

Joined: 03/02/2006

I'm . . . . . I'm . . . . . I'M GAY!!!

*sobs*

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Wed, 06/18/2008 - 20:30

phlegmatics

From: Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

Joined: 09/06/2004

I didnt realize i wasnt gay until i had a dude pretty much molesting me getting frustrated because i wasnt getting "turned on"

Wed, 06/18/2008 - 20:30

succotash moon

From: Forest of a dream

Joined: 07/04/2003

My body is covered in stretch marks and I have booty acne...

Wed, 06/18/2008 - 20:31

succotash moon

From: Forest of a dream

Joined: 07/04/2003

...and I love arm-pit smell.

Wed, 06/18/2008 - 20:43

Payne

Mark_James

From: Michigan

Joined: 05/22/2008

Hey! I have arm pit smell.

Wed, 06/18/2008 - 20:45

glamhoth

agog

From: The Hand Mitten. of my heart.

Joined: 03/27/2003

I have arm pits

Wed, 06/18/2008 - 20:50

rainbowsheeps

Manly Man Extraordinaire

From: new york

Joined: 05/23/2008

I'm not a shallow person, but sometimes I think I'm looking mostly for physically pretty girls to date because writing runs my life, and I might be looking for a muse more than I'm looking for a girlfriend...

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I am the ghost that haunts my dreams. It's pathetic, really, to be the monster of my own nightmares. Next to you is the only time I feel safe...

[ click! ]

Wed, 06/18/2008 - 21:06

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7S_afcpaEU

Wed, 06/18/2008 - 21:18

damien_mayfair

Dear Leader and Benevolent Light Bringer

Joined: 08/20/2006

glamhoth wrote:

I have arm pits

ew.

Wed, 06/18/2008 - 21:36

#10

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The land of salt and pepper and honey and cinnamon and ginger. Peace and love for all.

Joined: 07/07/2007

I like Flyleaf.

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Wed, 06/18/2008 - 21:42

#11

Mricpx

Ride the walrus

Joined: 05/28/2007

I like the movie The devil wears prada.

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Wed, 06/18/2008 - 21:57

#12

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

I never saw it but I might cuz i like Anne Hathaway... a lot.

Um, I pull my nose hairs out and I do it frequently.

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Police

Wed, 06/18/2008 - 21:59

#13

Odegrar

Joined: 03/01/2008

I like to chew candles.

Wed, 06/18/2008 - 22:13

#14

Mricpx

Ride the walrus

Joined: 05/28/2007

Smartazboy wrote:

I never saw it but I might cuz i like Anne Hathaway... a lot.

It's on HBO constantly so I've caught parts of it tons of times.

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Wed, 06/18/2008 - 22:50

#15

Caligula7

Howard's boy. You know, ol' Wallace's gran'son.

From: No, I can't tell you how to get back to 85.

Joined: 02/12/2007

I'm totally into the Goo-Goo Dolls.

(I know...)

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Wed, 06/18/2008 - 22:52

#16

#6495ED

King Crow

From: Ravenholm

Joined: 02/28/2007

I love myself so much that I needed to be my own signature

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Wed, 06/18/2008 - 22:59

#17

alx

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Joined: 05/24/2008

I'm pretty fucking terrible at writing.

Wed, 06/18/2008 - 23:23

#18

bearchaser

naked for your pleasure

From: Purgatorio

Joined: 03/02/2006

all my writing is about my inability to write.

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Thu, 06/19/2008 - 02:40

#19

rainbowsheeps

Manly Man Extraordinaire

From: new york

Joined: 05/23/2008

I let my ex-girlfriend dress me up in makeup once.

I didn't hate it.

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I am the ghost that haunts my dreams. It's pathetic, really, to be the monster of my own nightmares. Next to you is the only time I feel safe...

[ click! ]

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 02:46

#20

casen

Joined: 01/11/2008

I'm bald............ *puts face in hands and cries heavily*

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 02:47

#21

casen

Joined: 01/11/2008

lmao...

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 09:08

#22

stonecoyote

Why? Cos it's fun.

From: Anywhere I shouldn't be.

Joined: 01/11/2008

Imao ? come on baldy, enlighten me, I eel like I'm left out on something highly amusing or perhaps enlightning.

Seriously though, don't let the sun roof on your head get you down, it's a sign of fertility. Your just too manly to grow hair that needs combing, washing etc. Fuck I wish I was bald now.

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Thu, 06/19/2008 - 09:15

#23

aaron_m

I suck cock

Joined: 06/14/2008

I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT STAR TREK CANCELLED.

I AM ALSO THE LINDBERGH BABY.

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 09:22

#24

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The land of salt and pepper and honey and cinnamon and ginger. Peace and love for all.

Joined: 07/07/2007

I don't grow hair on my chest and back. But I'm not embarassed about that. Infact, I'm glad. I don't want that shit.

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Chuck Palahniuk wrote:

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Thu, 06/19/2008 - 12:01

#25

labelleza

[instrumental break]

Joined: 09/23/2007

I don't grow hair on my chest or back either.

And sometimes, when things happen to me I think, 'This would be a good pointless announcement.' And sometimes, when I write them, I think, 'This would not be a good anything.' So I delete it, and send a condensed version to people I haven't talked to in a while in the version of text message.

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 13:36

#26

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

casen wrote:

I'm bald............ *puts face in hands and cries heavily*

Do you tell people that you're not going bald, that you're just getting more [i]head![/i]

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 13:47

#27

bearchaser

naked for your pleasure

From: Purgatorio

Joined: 03/02/2006

I dont know how to whistle either and Im jealous of people who can.

when people around me start whistling I just want to rip their lips off.

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Thu, 06/19/2008 - 14:37

#28

rainbowsheeps

Manly Man Extraordinaire

From: new york

Joined: 05/23/2008

bearchaser wrote:

I dont know how to whistle either and Im jealous of people who can.

when people around me start whistling I just want to rip their lips off.

dude, me too. me too.

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I am the ghost that haunts my dreams. It's pathetic, really, to be the monster of my own nightmares. Next to you is the only time I feel safe...

[ click! ]

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 14:45

#29

twinbug@hotmail.com

Joined: 05/22/2008

My ex was an asshole, so one day after having sex with my new boyfriend (spooj involved)...he came over to "get some" I said he could only do oral on me (mind you this is within minutes of my new boyfriend leaving.)..his comment is wow you're so wet...I told him why as he left...the look on his face was priceless...HEE HEE

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13twins

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 14:50

#30

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Nice first post.

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Police

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 15:13

#31

Adelaide.Alexa

Ultra Brawlic

Joined: 04/23/2008

Years ago, I met a man that was very friendly and nice.

"Hi dear! My name is Dick!"

I laughed for ten minutes just because he said dick out loud.

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Thu, 06/19/2008 - 15:24

#32

twinbug@hotmail.com

Joined: 05/22/2008

I teach high school English...I have a Kyle Dick and a Courtney Cockshots in one of my classes...

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13twins

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 15:25

#33

Adelaide.Alexa

Ultra Brawlic

Joined: 04/23/2008

Cockshots...priceless!

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Thu, 06/19/2008 - 15:28

#34

twinbug@hotmail.com

Joined: 05/22/2008

It's even more hilarious that she's this really mousy holy roller church girl...

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13twins

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 15:37

#35

rainbowsheeps

Manly Man Extraordinaire

From: new york

Joined: 05/23/2008

A few years ago I was working in a grocery store, a job I hated so much it made me really crazy. I was particularly "out of it" while working one day around Christmas and my horrible cunt manager walks up to me, this like 60 year old bitchy horrible woman, and informs me "i'm going to give you two girls for Christmas." I was in a daze, turned around and said... "... um. Okay. I have a girlfriend, though." She stared at me. Said, "no, I'm giving your department two Mexican girls to work." I said, "... oh."

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I am the ghost that haunts my dreams. It's pathetic, really, to be the monster of my own nightmares. Next to you is the only time I feel safe...

[ click! ]

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 15:39

#36

phlegmatics

From: Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

Joined: 09/06/2004

I pee in gas station sinks at one specific gastation everytime i am in the area. I used to work at that gas station & then i worked down the street so i peed in that sink atleast 400 times

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 16:21

#37

alx

∴

Joined: 05/24/2008

I find masturbation boring and have no girlfriend.

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 16:29

#38

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

alx wrote:

I find masturbation boring and have no girlfriend.

WHAT?

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Thu, 06/19/2008 - 17:08

#39

phlegmatics

From: Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

Joined: 09/06/2004

alx wrote:

I find masturbation boring and have no girlfriend.

Agreed

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 17:58

#40

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Beloved By All. Loved By None.

From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.

Joined: 07/24/2006

I'm 20 and have never been kissed on the lips or anywhere else but the cheek and forehead.

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Tuffy wrote:

"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 18:04

#41

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

I also like the Goo Goo Dolls, very much.

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— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 18:05

#42

phlegmatics

From: Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

Joined: 09/06/2004

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:

I'm 20 and have never been kissed on the lips or anywhere else but the cheek and forehead.

When you were younger you never even had kissing cousins?? or the agressive fat tomboy girl with the golf ball boobs who always wants to play doctor??

I didnt loose my virginity till i was 18, and since then ive been with 7 women

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 18:07

#43

Mricpx

Ride the walrus

Joined: 05/28/2007

phlegmatics wrote:

I didnt loose my virginity till i was 18, and since then ive been with 7 women

Prostitutes don't count.

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Thu, 06/19/2008 - 18:11

#44

phlegmatics

From: Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

Joined: 09/06/2004

Mricpx wrote:

phlegmatics wrote:

I didnt loose my virginity till i was 18, and since then ive been with 7 women

Prostitutes don't count.

Well then tell your dad i want my money back...WITH INTEREST!

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 18:11

#45

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

I lost my virginity to a teacher.

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thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 18:18

#46

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Beloved By All. Loved By None.

From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.

Joined: 07/24/2006

Call me picky but I'm not so desperate for human touch that I need to pay for it. Odd thing is I don't even find myself remotely ugly. Most of my inspiration for my "outsider fiction" comes from never receiving validation of any kind except from great friends and my family. Alas I am greedy. I want MORE than friends who would do anything for me.

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Tuffy wrote:

"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 18:20

#47

phlegmatics

From: Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

Joined: 09/06/2004

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:

Call me picky but I'm not so desperate for human touch that I need to pay for it. Odd thing is I don't even find myself remotely ugly. Most of my inspiration for my "outsider fiction" comes for never receiving validation of any kind accept from great friends and my family. Alas I am greedy. I want MORE than friends who would do anything for me.

Never pay for sex, well in the sence of prostitution. Easy women you might have to buy dinner for...which i guess could be seen as paying for sex. But yeah no one i dont care who the fuck you are should ever have to pay for sex in the sence of prostitution. With a little bit of social skills anyone can meet someone.

I get upset Whenever i feel an overwhelming urge to masturbate (i dont like the idea of being completely taken over by my urges and loosing my free will).

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 18:39

#48

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Beloved By All. Loved By None.

From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.

Joined: 07/24/2006

Another embarassing confession:

phlegmatics has 1992 posts at the moment and I have always associated that year with the Ninja Turtles. Probably because that's the year they return to in Turtles 4: Turtles in Time for SNES.

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Tuffy wrote:

"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 18:59

#49

Mricpx

Ride the walrus

Joined: 05/28/2007

phlegmatics wrote:

Mricpx wrote:

phlegmatics wrote:

I didnt loose my virginity till i was 18, and since then ive been with 7 women

Prostitutes don't count.

Well then tell your dad i want my money back...WITH INTEREST!

Did you just call my dad a woman? Good one. You'll get nothing back and like it.

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Thu, 06/19/2008 - 19:08

#50

Oukvekpwv

Newb for Life

From: The Garden State

Joined: 06/18/2008

ive once in my life owned pop cds such as britney spears' first cd and the spice girls, but they have met their timely demise.. the cds not the people.. i also like some chickflicks, not all of them just a few including but not limited to, when harry met sally, sleepless in seatle (meg ryan back in the day was hot) 10 things i hate about you and chasing amy i consider a chickflick.. =D