During the Average...

find out how much time we will spend masturbating

...spend two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
...spend 7 years of your life in the bathroom.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DoNotTrip [/i]
[B]find out how much time we will spend masturbating [/B][/QUOTE]
Way. Too. Much.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I doubt they would find a correct masturbating stat because there are too many variables, and people probably lie about it anyway. Not to mention it being a pretty strange question to appear outside a porno mag.

I am in touch with myself often, sometimes several times a day even. *wink*

Correction. Change it to American lifetime.

Most of the world is in poverty. That would crush the life expectancy, eating, and anything to do with technology.

lol. Them Africans in Ethiopia sure spend a long time on the phone and internet and on the toilet.

Oh wait...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ill Rich [/i]
[B]Correction. Change it to American lifetime.

Most of the world is in poverty. That would crush the life expectancy, eating, and anything to do with technology. [/B][/QUOTE]

Ok, fuck. Always have to spoil the fun dont you.

Here, take this then smart-ass.
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Subject: Something to think about....
If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following:

57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south
8 Africans

52 would be female
48 would be male

70 would be non-white
30 would be white

70 would be non-Christian
30 would be Christian

89 would be heterosexual
11 would be homosexual

6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.

80 would live in substandard housing

70 would be unable to read

50 would suffer from malnutrition

1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth

1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education

1 would own a computer

When one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and education becomes glaringly apparent.

The following is also something to ponder...

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week.

If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation...you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.

If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death...you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep...you are richer than 75% of this world.

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace ... you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.

If your parents are still alive and still married... you are very rare, even in the United States and Canada.

mastering factiods
statisticians dream of ideal
worlds without real life

a pole up his ass
ill rich can complain always
as if we do care

awesome, dead bear dude.

rock on toothy condom man, should you get your company started, the one making the haikus, you can use that one...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ill Rich [/i]
[B]Correction. Change it to American lifetime.

Most of the world is in poverty. That would crush the life expectancy, eating, and anything to do with technology. [/B][/QUOTE]

Correction: Change it to Western Lifetime.

Believe it or not- theres more to the West than your ancestral swamp home, of the US. Heard of Europe, Canada and Australia fuckhead?

Zing.

~~the ULTIMATE ZING~~

That's what qualifies as a zing in these parts?

ZANG BITCHES!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]Correction: Change it to Western Lifetime.

Believe it or not- theres more to the West than your ancestral swamp home, of the US. Heard of Europe, Canada and Australia fuckhead? [/B][/QUOTE]

I'VE HEARD OF AUSTRALIA! WORD FOR MENTIONING US WES! WOOOOO THE AUSTRALIANS WITH THIER HUGE NEED FOR AN INDEPENDENT IDENTITY AND RECOGNITION!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rip_Purr [/i]
[B]I'VE HEARD OF AUSTRALIA! WORD FOR MENTIONING US WES! WOOOOO THE AUSTRALIANS WITH THIER HUGE NEED FOR AN INDEPENDENT IDENTITY AND RECOGNITION! [/B][/QUOTE]

yeh, like a hole in the head- and non-conservative politicians. that would be nice.

um, a ZING- i guess, is where you burn someone--
and the ~~the ULTIMATE ZING~~ is a Sealab 2021 ref.

Alls i can say is that convicts made us tough as nails and as unable to relate to our mothers as an orphan with down syndrome.

kinda funny how we starting as- and essentially still are a penal colony.

you're aussie also?

Yes, and even WE think we would not make it as an independent nation.

yeah, theres only a few of us.

You
Me
Rohan
Jen BRMC ( is honorary Aussie as she is visiting from Scotland)
um, CostaVargas or something-- is too--

and i think theres a New Zealander ( cue: *roaring laughter* )
> Manik_Munkey

Righty oh. Well then, perhaps you can answer me this question 1.

Where in the hell did the Simpsons writers get the Booting as a tradition idea? Was it something they pulled from the nether regions of imagination or is there some obscure anchor in our history that they brought up? I've never heard of it.

no idea.

yeah, that episode is funny the 1st time
then gets progressively more insulting each time after.

i hate it now.
its lame.

...and we will spend a combined year of our lifetime on message boards.

eight months of that year will be spent flaming one another.

can't we all just get along?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]...and we will spend a combined year of our lifetime on message boards.

eight months of that year will be spent flaming one another.

can't we all just get along? [/B][/QUOTE]

1. yeah, i wonder how much time we do/will/might? spend it on msg boards- how interesting!
2. haha, yeah, mostly likely. now... wheres Ill Rich?....
3. mmm.............. no.

[SIZE=1]Kitty, ive missed you, i want to have your cyber-babies *heart*[/SIZE]

i think ill Rich is kind of proving his own point tho, with the way we jump all over him...i dunno. he's a douche bag tho, i have to say.

which point was that precisely?....

--?when you annoy people...expect to get flamed?

ADDED:

[URL=http://www.eabsinthe.com/present/wedding.htm]Holy Shit, i didnt realise they were seeing each other let alone getting hitched...[/URL]

This being slightly-relevant as Black Box Recorder - got me started on this whole thread.

whoa, touched a nerve there w/ wes...as sad as this is, i dont' think he's actually attempting to annoy people. i think he actually believes his own bullshit.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]whoa, touched a nerve there w/ wes...as sad as this is, i dont' think he's actually attempting to annoy people. i think he actually believes his own bullshit. [/B][/QUOTE]

nerve? not with me luv, you must be mistaken...

and on Ill Rich- perhaps its his tone that aggravates people- not so much the content of what he posts...

right, but i don't think he's taken that tone on purpose...is what i'm saying...eh, never mind. i don't know what i'm saying.

shit, man, i was hoping to touch a nerve...

hehe, not over such an issue. try harder. pass go, but do not collect 200 quid....yet.

hee hee quid.

*touches wes' nerve* you like that baby?

yes, i rather fancy it- as a matter of fact.
keep on pushing my buttons... i implore you.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]Correction: Change it to Western Lifetime.

Believe it or not- theres more to the West than your ancestral swamp home, of the US. Heard of Europe, Canada and Australia fuckhead? [/B][/QUOTE]

Correction, you're wrong.

According to the Prime Meridian, which seperates the East from the West - parts of the United Kingdom, France, all of Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands, Italy, Qatar, Kuwait, Saudia Arabia, Japan, Australia, and China are in the East.

Know what else is in the West? Chile, Peru, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, Hati.. etc... Canada is also as not as rich as you think.

So, are you trying to tell me you dont consider that to be part of the 'Culturally' Western world? thats what we're talking about here- culturally western- get it? got it?... good.

yeah, and America isnt that fucking rich either ill 'rich'. the US did make 'war' to kickstart their economy?--- im hearing 35% unemployment and becoming bankrupt airlines-- hmm, i wonder.

We only started calling it the Culturally Western world once you were wrong.

America is the wealthiest country in the world, even with the "bankrupt airlines".

Somolia has no "bankrupt airlines", I guess they're doing great!

yes, of course it wasnt implied to be 'Culturally Western' when YOU said and i quote [b]Correction. Change it to American lifetime.[/b]. Kiss my ass, labeller.

why do you persist on arguing rich? you know you're wrong, so shut up.

not so much 'wrong' just one of those people that thinks-- [b]by irritating people they will be more open to listening to him[/b], yknow the type. eg.

'oh yeah, im just a messenger, youre actions define your label'

(*masturbation noises*)

you get the idea

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]no idea.

yeah, that episode is funny the 1st time
then gets progressively more insulting each time after.

i hate it now.
its lame. [/B][/QUOTE]

disparagement of the boot is a bootable offense!

i'm sorry that episode offends you, wes and rip purr...i hope you know that not all of us dumb swamp-land americans think that's typical of life in austrailia. just like we don't think of canada as america jr., or of canadians as our retarded cousins to the north.

a word of advice: just as you should never get into a battle of wits with a sicilian when death is on the line, you should never argue geopolitics with someone who bends statistics/rules of the game to suit their ill-formed opinions. in my line of work, we call 'em spin doctors, or asshole for short.

oh not so much offended- its just not even funny after time.

Just ignore him Wes. The guy thinks he has all the answers.

Hey wes at the risk of sounding stupid i have to ask, what exactly is absinthe? I know it is something you drink and its not alcohol, or is it? i dont know. Please enlighten me o' wise one.

yeh it is alcohol, it's green and it's got like a million% alc content

how many gallons of aloe juice will the average korean drink in a lifetime? does anyone here drink aloe juice? it's great for stomach disorders.

"Absinthe is a strong herbal liqueur distilled with a great number of flavorful herbs like anise, licorice, hyssop, veronica, fennel, lemon balm, angelica and wormwood (the flavor of anise and/or licorice, at least in contemporary forms of the liquor, tends to predominate). Wormwood, the one that's gained the most notoriety, is Artemisia absinthum, an herb that grows wild in Europe and has been cultivated in the United States as well. Much of the liquor's legendary effect is due to its extremely high alcohol content, ranging from 50% to 75% (usually around 60%), plus the contribution of the various herbs. It has been assumed by many that the so-called "active ingredient" in absinthe is wormwood, although that is apparently not really the case."
anywhere from 100 proof to 150 proof depending on how strong it was made.
"the United States banned absinthe in 1912. Interestingly, however, the current U.S. Customs restrictions on the importation of absinthe only date to 1958. The USDA and FDA regulations also ban the sale or importation of any beverage containing wormwood."
wormwood having the ability to get you high is the reason for the ban on sale or importation of any beverage containing it.