Dude! That head would make an excellent bong!

i like to think they were being "obsessive" about their love of arts and crafts

hell if martha stewart did it first every house wife in america would have decapitated childrens heads candelabras in every room of the house.

 Now I would have assumed of all the bodily appendages to make a bong out of, the head would not be the best option.  This clearly shows a lack of proper bong craftsmanship. And isn't that really the worst crime of all?

No, no it isn't.

Reefer madness.

Oh and Franc will not dig this thread title all up on the front page. The word bong turns his stomach.

fish

 Now, this is just lazy.

I mean.. they call it Bong Vodka. 

In your autobiography [The Long Hard Road Out of Hell], you talk about smoking human bone. How does one acquire powdered human bones for the purpose of getting high?

Go to New Orleans. When it rains down there, you can find bones in the poorer cemeteries. We broke into one of the cemeteries and dug up some bones, and we carried them around in a shopping bag for quite a while. And when we toured through L.A., we were staying at the Sunset Marquis hotel. I saw some Hollywood types that I didn't like then, and I still don't like now, and I convinced them to smoke the human-bone chips I put in their pot pipe. It made a terrible smell, and I was greatly amused. I took a little puff of it myself. It's not good for you--I got a terrible headache. But why not try? If someone ever asked me, "Why smoke human bones?" I would quite easily respond by saying, "Why not smoke human bones?"

--I read this interview in Spin Magazine a few years ago...before Marilyn's Golden Age of Grotesque album hit stores. Which, by the way is an excellent buy.

What you do first is, you stuff the eye sockets with cotton balls and then you duct tape the eyes closed. You then place the head on it's skull. Next you measure the size of the nose hole and cut out a thin piece of screen to cover it up.  You then place the screen inside the hole, just deep enough to have enough room to stick some pot in the nostrils. Having the skull still upside down, you pour in some water. Using an everyday snorkle, you cut the mouthpiece off of it and shove the remaing tube where the neck used to be. While lighting the weed with one hand, cover the skulls mouth with the other. Start taking big pulls from the snorkle tube and when you're ready to let some of the pressure out of the skull, open the skulls jaw.

Puff, puff, pass.

Apples don't impress my stoner friends, though, Damien.

man, frank, I think you may have too much time on your hands.