Dribbles from lunacy
so she said that my texting was to frequent while she was at work which brings me to I had some humor sprinkled in there should Mention that I am not really that funny or that's the story I tell. Now it wasn't a big deal when the guy she was fucking the week before last was doing it. Seems like I I won as far the girl is concerned I mean its pretty obvious that I get to fuck tomorrow so long as I don't text
What were you texting so much about? I don't understand, did you continue and pepper your texts with bad jokes or did you stop texting completely?
If you went the joke route, first of all I think you chose wrong, and second of all I need to know which jokes you used and the exact way you typed them.
Get back to me.
Come on now jess. My jokes aren't that bad. I'm probably better at them when texting, even.
I'm really not that funny and I never text... I guess I get to fuck tomorrow!
I like your jokes. But that's why we need to know how he wrote them to make sure he cited his sources. Otherwise he's getting an F and kicked out of relationship school.
Update did not go well because a conversation regarding trust lead me to cross the boundary of trust, to be point blank I looked at messages on her Facebook now I make terrible life decisions one of which was telling her about my ninja activities of course after some prodding of why I was now pissed after her being in the shower after 20 seconds. Now we both have our dirt, my affections for this young lady are beyond that which I have experienced in life, most of which I spent in stupor of booze, cocaine, and heroin the worst of all were the delusions of grandeur. So I am an a little behind with relationships with people you want to be around I can still be a complete sketchball.
Damnit! Well good luck with that. It's hard to balance ninja skills and relationships. Just ask Dan. And then you're adding cocaine and heroin into it too! Keep your plate full, my friend. Sometimes distraction is exactly what you need.
P.S. - That's bullshit how she took a shower longer than 20 seconds. How the fuck are you supposed to trust a skeez like that?
Always good to start a relationship out with stealthily acquired dirt on the other person.
How else are you going to have leverage to get your way?
Good point, Amber!
I like to show a girl that I'm trustworthy by peeking into her diary to see what she likes. And then I display those qualities. It's the easiest way to show her that you're a good guy.
Also, setting up video cameras in her house to see what kind of things she likes and does. That way, you always have the right answer for her.
It's the little things that show her how much of a good guy you are.
Keep the upper hand my friend!
And if she discovers your activities a good moody guilt trip about how she has hurt you with her actions and you only want please her so bad and know you alone are her man, works wonders.
I love you for this.
oh, good.