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alx
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Huge lack of nipple there, show us them properly you sexy woman.

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Great picture Megan. But I love redheads so...

Anyway, I don't think there has been any nipple yet, has there?

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I showed my nipple.

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My nipples dont have an attention span long enough to be photographed.

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This is such a sexy thread! And I'm not just saying that because I'm a total sexual creep. I really sexually looked through every single page and became sexually and spiritually aroused, sexually.

So here's a recent photo of me*, hopefully something that'll "soak the seats" if you will, ladies and gentler men . . .

*model portraying me

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That isn't safe around your penis dude.

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That's a shitton of ammo, and a Guitar Hero guitar? How un-badass.

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PocketFives wrote:
That's a shitton of ammo, and a Guitar Hero guitar? How badass.
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TheJudasCow wrote:
ha ha. theres almost a boob in there. mostly though im just naked

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Holy yellow bathroom, Batman!

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Yeah, we call it "The Yellow Bathroom"
It was like that when we moved in. Ive always figured it to give you a hint in case you forgot why you went in there.

But really its just the tiles in the tub.

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Ivykins, may the utopia you search for be yours and never forget to be yourself, no compromise is workable on that one, especially within a relationship. Too many of us come to believe that we are happy living someone else's ideals.

Supremo, that is without doubt one of the saddest things I have ever witnessed.

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Stonecoyote

There is this very old play and there are two versions of it one is the original the other is the edited version where all the true knowledge was taken out so it could be seen as just some ordinary play. Apparently the reason it was rewritten was because it divulges the meaning of life and some people where afraid that sharing that kind of knowledge could really fuck some shit up. When I read it I got some wow moments and I felt more enlightened. Anyway, I have a copy of the original and you seem like someone that may appreciate reading it. If you are interested let me know.

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Cheeks

1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.

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Ivykins,I'm always open to knowledge and ideas that may lead to knowledge, so yes my appetite is wet, how do we do this, keep it simple cos I'm the kind of guy who loves the lakes n howls at the moon. What I'm trying to say is I'm basically computer illiterate but I was trying to make my lack of computer skills sound good.

You strike me as an interesting girl, have you considered the Euro invasion by the Cult next year.

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as pornographic as I get without gettin' paid! Damnit! I know I got me naked with some palahniuk books saved somewhere!

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I found a survivor one but the nakey ones are still hidden damnit! I think they are on my ex's computer, she said she zipped them for me!

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Coyote, Ivykins, take the philosophy into another thread, or finish each of these sappy searching-for-love things with a pic of you bicycling naked down the street or soemthing. You're changing the vibe in here, man, harshing our mellow...

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Brother Supremo, Mmm. Let me wax you.

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Alexa made me do it.

Thats the most skin I'll evah show you guys.
& sorry it's not artistic...It's just steamy Wink

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This picture looks illy-gotten!

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The girl taking the picture, is she a Cultie too?

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Nope.

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Upon a second look, I think that picture can be explained by the fact that you have a sink full of beer.

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Hahah yeah,
I was showering and my bestie just came in with her cam and started whoring.
Goes to show how much she knows about manners!

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who the heck takes a shower with a towel on? that's kookoo!

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I had just finished taking a shower.

duh.

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who the heck takes a shower with glasses on?

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Perhaps they're swimming goggles?

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peroxxide wrote:
Alexa made me do it.

Thats the most skin I'll evah show you guys.
& sorry it's not artistic...It's just steamy ;)

ANGEL! You're too cute, girl. (:

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Xk3zofrenik wrote:
who the heck takes a shower with glasses on?

i think this is the real question

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ejrathke wrote:
Xk3zofrenik wrote:
who the heck takes a shower with glasses on?

i think this is the real question

It's "candid" I think.

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Guys...I'm having a serious inner struggle right now. I don't know what to do. I'm torn.

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At first I thought that said, "I'm tom" and you were getting all deep on us. Then I realized it said "I'm torn" and that you are reaching out to us.

How can we help, friend?

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jane s. wrote:
Upon a second look, I think that picture can be explained by the fact that you have a sink full of beer.

Exactly, Jane. You should see the kitchen sink...
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tom9d wrote:
Guys...I'm having a serious inner struggle right now. I don't know what to do. I'm torn.

when in doubt, get naked.
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also see www.yummy-cummy.com
the name is deceiving.

I say, one of those young ladies appears to have lost something inside of her vagina and is reaching her hand in to get it. Or perhaps she's shaking hands with her fetus, one can never tell...

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peroxxide wrote:
Alexa made me do it.

Thats the most skin I'll evah show you guys.
& sorry it's not artistic...It's just steamy ;)

What about bottles? Do you have party?

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monkeywright wrote:
aphonicmessiah wrote:

also see www.yummy-cummy.com
the name is deceiving.

I say, one of those young ladies appears to have lost something inside of her vagina and is reaching her hand in to get it. Or perhaps she's shaking hands with her fetus, one can never tell...


sometimes its good. sometimes it great.
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I love hairy people. I only wish I could achieve this level of hairyness. Fuck waxing. Hairy everything needs to come back.

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Smartazboy wrote:
At first I thought that said, "I'm tom" and you were getting all deep on us. Then I realized it said "I'm torn" and that you are reaching out to us.

How can we help, friend?

I, too, thought this said "I'm tom."

I'll do whatever I can to help. (:

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wait a sec. Is he really having a rough time and in trouble? I thought he was kidding around. Why would you post a cry for help like that in the dress down thread? weird! that's much more a pointless announcement thread kind of thing.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
wait a sec. Is he really having a rough time and in trouble? I thought he was kidding around. Why would you post a cry for help like that in the dress down thread? weird! that's much more a pointless announcement thread kind of thing.

this struck me as funny. tom needing help goes in the pointless announcement thread.

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ejrathke wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
wait a sec. Is he really having a rough time and in trouble? I thought he was kidding around. Why would you post a cry for help like that in the dress down thread? weird! that's much more a pointless announcement thread kind of thing.

this struck me as funny. tom needing help goes in the pointless announcement thread.


it goes for pretty much everybody.
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so, when are titties showing up here?

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hahaha. sorry for worrying you guys. i'm 100% cool and there was never anything wrong. i appreciate your concern though...it was both amusing and quite touching Smile

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I'm just glad that we are at a new page and we don't have to see that hairy bastard that Bro Sup posted. I don't think I have seen anyone as hairy as that person that was not a werewolf. I like how he has a patch of skin on the small of his back that isn't as hairy. If he wants to get a tramp stamp tattoo in the future, he wouldn't need to shave that area much.

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that guy was in the George "The Animal" Steele territory.

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he`s not freezing in winter...definitely

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This thread sucks. What the fuck.

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scrotes or get the fuck out!

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Jill's Tit wrote:
This thread sucks. What the fuck.

Your pictures are still quite amusing.