Dress Down Thread! NSFW
Dammnn, Oh hey grrrl. Looks like we got you all wet.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
teehee
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
No
I haven't received a PM on here for over a year.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Bought over-the-knee socks. This is what they look like on a very short person.
Thank you for this.
Don't be creepy, Chris.
Seriously?
I'm not sure what you think I was saying, but I wasn't being gross.
Let me translate: Thank you for show us your nice legs.
Nothing more than that.
Geez, Chris! Why you gotta be so crass!?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Talkin' 'bout legs and whatnot...
Si vis pacem, para bellum
"Thank you for this." just feels so desperate or like something you've been longing for. It seems like the response you'd get after having the perfect day with someone who was planning on killing themselves, or giving a homeless person a new house.
It's a thank you not a kidney.
If I give your homeless ass a house, you better say more than that.
Like... Would you like me to start peeling the next pile of grapes, Your Majesty?
I don't know, people try to give me houses all the time, so the effects kind of worn off.
Chris wasn't being creepy or desperate.
^
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Whatever.
I think Irina knew that. She ribbed him, and he got defensive. Which... makes me think... there may be some truth to this faux creepiness/desperation. 
Jes, buy me a house, and I'll peel as many grapes for you as I possibly can for a week. Hell, make it two weeks. Or Mricpx, whose real name I keep forgetting, can just send one of these obnoxiously generous house-givers my way.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Oh god, I'm so confused. I've been thinking that Irina is Jaz this whole time she's had that new avatar. And I looked at that picture thinking "But I thought Jaz was taller than that."
Jaz isn't very tall, either. But taller than me.
Our deathhugs are more or less at the same height 
Come back from a shit few days and the dress down thread is back. Whoow. I might get drunk and naked soon. No stockings though.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
am I allowed to dress down now that I have a boyfriend? this is a conundrum.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I am single so I can dress down all I want.
And just have your boy dressdown with you.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Even saying something as big as "This is the greatest thing ever!" would be less creepy than "Thank you for this."
You didn't mean it that way, I know. Moving on.
Heh.
This is why we can't have nice things.
It's very interesting how one misconstrued sentence can cause such weirdness.
Thanks to the people who seemed to understand I didn't mean anything by it.
I'm sorry to anyone who was weirded out by it. My bad.
Thank you for this ^
Thank you for this.
Thank you for this.
Thank you for this.
Gracias por este.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Thank you for this.
Thank you for this.
Honestly 22 posts of this?^ and how creepy desperate it is? Boo!
Show me your tits!!!!
I named this painting Blasé Holes and Revelations
Jes, buy me a house, and I'll peel as many grapes for you as I possibly can for a week. Hell, make it two weeks. Or Mricpx, whose real name I keep forgetting, can just send one of these obnoxiously generous house-givers my way.
It's Nick, and no, they're all mine. I was totally joking, but chris is creepy nonetheless. I can feel his eyes following me around the room.
Also, very cool painting. I found it interesting enough that it took me a long time to figure out why it was in this thread.
merci pour cette
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
*esto, *cela
Fuck all y'all; I'se nekked!
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm in a blue hoody/pants combo, which I was wearing under jeans and another hoody, which I took off, so I did literally dress down.
I need to start eating and working out again.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I miss my piercing.
I don't think I've ever commented in the Dress Down before. I just wanted to do it. Yay for naked.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
You did. 
Wait what did you have pierced?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Aw really?! I bet I was witty.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Something you don't have.
I see, I thought about getting my junk pierced but decided that my bits are good enough. Why did you loose it?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Because walking became too pleasurable.
...damn.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Posessing pierced junk is no picnic.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Ya i like the idea of standing to pee. Plus I play with it too much to have to wait for it to heal.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
