Dress Down Thread! NSFW
They're called beards/hags.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
And every guy in this picture has a lady friend.
My brain went: Cannot decide if he told us this so that we keep the ravenous lust in check or so we don't ask about the sword fight they were having just before the picture was taken.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
Well the fellow with the beard we do wonder about and The kid with the dark hair does try to make out with me when he is drunk...
But there was no sword fighting.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Mr Brown on the left ! With hair !
For years I haven't been here and this is what I come back too?
for years you haven´t been here and the first thread you check out is dress down?
Hilarious!
Mifune called me out by name. Browsed threads before, felt obliged to reply.
I've seen this porn before. Three Guys, One Big-Ass Bucket or somesuch.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Mifune called me out by name. Browsed threads before, felt obliged to reply.
How you doin', Baris ?
Mifune called me out by name. Browsed threads before, felt obliged to reply.
i thought he´d called you out by chest hair.
Doing good, film business is slowly taking off. Still long ways to go but these things take time.
Sight and Sound has a new decade top 10 out. Some interesting choices. TOKYO STORY tops the director's choice top 100.
Holy shit a Mr Brown!
Tell me about your new job. Did you take it?
Tell me about your new job. Did you take it?
Job? Definitely not. The working thing just doesn't appeal to me. I'm much more interested in basically just being a nuisance or, as Alec Baldwin puts it, "A lazy, shitless bastard."
Alec Baldwin was on Jerry Seinfeld's new show, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. These episodes are about the general laziness of comedians, which I find admirable; the episodes are only ten minutes long and they're about nothing at all, as Larry David puts it when he's the guest on the first episode, "You've finally made a show about nothing."
Ten minutes long, and the script goes exactly like this each time:
-Jerry introduces the car he's taking out, while showing images of it driving around
-Jerry calls someone: Alec Baldwin, Brian Regan, sometimes but not always a comedian. He asks if they want to go for coffee
-In Jerry's annoying, nasal voice, he says, "I'm Jerry Seinfeld, and this is COMEDIANS in CARS getting COFFEE."
-He picks them up, asks them what they think about the car
-They go get coffee
-The show ends
This is brilliant. This is what I want to do: I want to sit on millions of dollars and spend it all doing ridiculous things.
I'm just not lazy enough, though. I work out, I write volume upon volume of bullshit, I watch four slashers in a row and write reviews for them that no one will ever read, I work out again, I walk, I read a Faulkner novel, I practice martial arts in abandoned buildings, nunchuck in the back yard. I've helped remodel my brother's house this summer and he's paid me in beer, to clean his pool and cut his lawn and take down drywall and insulate a garage and whatever else.
This is the only time I really get to be lazy, is when we're just drinking in the yard. We don't do a goddamn thing either. We get wasted and talk about movies and we listen to music, maybe my cousin will play some guitar.
But you can't enjoy being lazy, I've realized, unless you have actually accomplished something. This is the peril of Dankind. And that's really what I'm after is justified laziness. I want to just sit there, and make light of the world and all its problems and all the silly things people do, but I want to do that while being a millionaire, even though I probably don't even have anything to spend the money on, other than the usual, you know, let's pay that guy 500 dollars to go up and shake his cock at that old lady.
Nihilism, man. Remember the slasher-ish short film you made that time, THE MAN WHO KILLED, or I can never remember the title--he stalks a woman in her apartment as a means of practicing for an audition he's supposed to make? I think I would enjoy having a video camera. I would make a video right now called NIGHTRIOUS EATS AN APPLE which would be three minutes of me eating an apple and saying nothing, thinking about stuff, and then for the last two seconds I would say, "What the fuck did you expect?" and that would be it.
Have you seen the Roast of Charlie Sheen? I don't know--what's going on out there in the world from your perspective? I have to run but I'll come back here, I'm a slasher like that, it's slasher nation. What do you think about all this shit?
Tell me about your new job. Did you take it?
Job? Definitely not. The working thing just doesn't appeal to me. I'm much more interested in basically just being a nuisance or, as Alec Baldwin puts it, "A lazy, shitless bastard."
Alec Baldwin was on Jerry Seinfeld's new show, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. These episodes are about the general laziness of comedians, which I find admirable; the episodes are only ten minutes long and they're about nothing at all, as Larry David puts it when he's the guest on the first episode, "You've finally made a show about nothing."
Ten minutes long, and the script goes exactly like this each time:
-Jerry introduces the car he's taking out, while showing images of it driving around
-Jerry calls someone: Alec Baldwin, Brian Regan, sometimes but not always a comedian. He asks if they want to go for coffee
-In Jerry's annoying, nasal voice, he says, "I'm Jerry Seinfeld, and this is COMEDIANS in CARS getting COFFEE."
-He picks them up, asks them what they think about the car
-They go get coffee
-The show ends
This is brilliant. This is what I want to do: I want to sit on millions of dollars and spend it all doing ridiculous things.
I'm just not lazy enough, though. I work out, I write volume upon volume of bullshit, I watch four slashers in a row and write reviews for them that no one will ever read, I work out again, I walk, I read a Faulkner novel, I practice martial arts in abandoned buildings, nunchuck in the back yard. I've helped remodel my brother's house this summer and he's paid me in beer, to clean his pool and cut his lawn and take down drywall and insulate a garage and whatever else.
This is the only time I really get to be lazy, is when we're just drinking in the yard. We don't do a goddamn thing either. We get wasted and talk about movies and we listen to music, maybe my cousin will play some guitar.
But you can't enjoy being lazy, I've realized, unless you have actually accomplished something. This is the peril of Dankind. And that's really what I'm after is justified laziness. I want to just sit there, and make light of the world and all its problems and all the silly things people do, but I want to do that while being a millionaire, even though I probably don't even have anything to spend the money on, other than the usual, you know, let's pay that guy 500 dollars to go up and shake his cock at that old lady.
Nihilism, man. Remember the slasher-ish short film you made that time, THE MAN WHO KILLED, or I can never remember the title--he stalks a woman in her apartment as a means of practicing for an audition he's supposed to make? I think I would enjoy having a video camera. I would make a video right now called NIGHTRIOUS EATS AN APPLE which would be three minutes of me eating an apple and saying nothing, thinking about stuff, and then for the last two seconds I would say, "What the fuck did you expect?" and that would be it.
Have you seen the Roast of Charlie Sheen? I don't know--what's going on out there in the world from your perspective? I have to run but I'll come back here, I'm a slasher like that, it's slasher nation. What do you think about all this shit?
What's that thing they said in OFFICE SPACE, something along the lines of "you don't need a million dollars to do nothing all day".
I like how I'm back and right instantly I'm inspired again by you. The whole 'talking about nothing' videos is something I'll check up on, seems interesting. Seinfeld though has perfected the 'talk about nothing'. It's his thing. Though it definitely has (the show SEINFELD) a certain aesthetic. It looks easier. The missed connections, the shyness about approaching a subject head on and solving it in an instant, instead, talking AROUND the subject up until a breaking point.
I am reminded of a coffee table book project I still will do at one point, a book of interviews with film directors. But also just general people that interest me. Thing is now, I just wanna focus on my film project. Things are slow and well is all I will say about that at this time.
I think if you wanna do something like those things, main thing is just to do it. Start it, because it will grow and it will show YOU have to approach it better the next time. Make a video of you eating an apple (fucking phone cameras are good enough almost) and after that, watch it, review it for yourself and then make another video of something else.
This shit takes time, costs effort. I am CRAZY about Louis CK's show LOUIE. It is an amazing piece of art in my opinion. The best thing on TV at the moment. What that guy is doing, didn't come overnight. He worked his ass off. But the style, the aesthetic, it don't come overnight.
Watch DADDY'S GIRLFRIEND PART 2 from season 3 (the season that is airing now). Better yet, watch part 1 and 2 back to back. Louis doesn't know EXACTLY THE MESSAGE, the direct connection he's trying to make, but he offers up the QUESTIONS and a nudge of guidance and it's... bliss.
The world over here is crazy and I saw the roast of Sheen and I loved the crude jokes it made me laugh, but there is something so perverse and wrong about putting that man on a pedestal.
I don't know. It's weird.
It's like all your anecdotes, your long posts about your jobs, your life, the way you see things, the "No, nothing eats babies". I can really see, really really see, a LOUIE type anthology show.. which can be.. 10 minutes long per episode. About you. Nightrious. And hell, you can even let someone else play Nightrious.
It's good to hear from you again Night.
Make NIGHTRIOUS EATS AN APPLE and then record a review of NIGHTRIOUS EATS AN APPLE, where it's Nightrious eating another apple while thinking about what he thought about NIGHTRIOUS EATS AN APPLE.
I'm starting a YouTube Channel.
Can I use your apple idea?
Yeah go ahead.
Tell me about your new job. Did you take it?
Job? Definitely not. The working thing just doesn't appeal to me. I'm much more interested in basically just being a nuisance or, as Alec Baldwin puts it, "A lazy, shitless bastard."
Alec Baldwin was on Jerry Seinfeld's new show, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. These episodes are about the general laziness of comedians, which I find admirable; the episodes are only ten minutes long and they're about nothing at all, as Larry David puts it when he's the guest on the first episode, "You've finally made a show about nothing."
Ten minutes long, and the script goes exactly like this each time:
-Jerry introduces the car he's taking out, while showing images of it driving around
-Jerry calls someone: Alec Baldwin, Brian Regan, sometimes but not always a comedian. He asks if they want to go for coffee
-In Jerry's annoying, nasal voice, he says, "I'm Jerry Seinfeld, and this is COMEDIANS in CARS getting COFFEE."
-He picks them up, asks them what they think about the car
-They go get coffee
-The show ends
This is brilliant. This is what I want to do: I want to sit on millions of dollars and spend it all doing ridiculous things.
I'm just not lazy enough, though. I work out, I write volume upon volume of bullshit, I watch four slashers in a row and write reviews for them that no one will ever read, I work out again, I walk, I read a Faulkner novel, I practice martial arts in abandoned buildings, nunchuck in the back yard. I've helped remodel my brother's house this summer and he's paid me in beer, to clean his pool and cut his lawn and take down drywall and insulate a garage and whatever else.
This is the only time I really get to be lazy, is when we're just drinking in the yard. We don't do a goddamn thing either. We get wasted and talk about movies and we listen to music, maybe my cousin will play some guitar.
But you can't enjoy being lazy, I've realized, unless you have actually accomplished something. This is the peril of Dankind. And that's really what I'm after is justified laziness. I want to just sit there, and make light of the world and all its problems and all the silly things people do, but I want to do that while being a millionaire, even though I probably don't even have anything to spend the money on, other than the usual, you know, let's pay that guy 500 dollars to go up and shake his cock at that old lady.
Nihilism, man. Remember the slasher-ish short film you made that time, THE MAN WHO KILLED, or I can never remember the title--he stalks a woman in her apartment as a means of practicing for an audition he's supposed to make? I think I would enjoy having a video camera. I would make a video right now called NIGHTRIOUS EATS AN APPLE which would be three minutes of me eating an apple and saying nothing, thinking about stuff, and then for the last two seconds I would say, "What the fuck did you expect?" and that would be it.
Have you seen the Roast of Charlie Sheen? I don't know--what's going on out there in the world from your perspective? I have to run but I'll come back here, I'm a slasher like that, it's slasher nation. What do you think about all this shit?
What's that thing they said in OFFICE SPACE, something along the lines of "you don't need a million dollars to do nothing all day".
I like how I'm back and right instantly I'm inspired again by you. The whole 'talking about nothing' videos is something I'll check up on, seems interesting. Seinfeld though has perfected the 'talk about nothing'. It's his thing. Though it definitely has (the show SEINFELD) a certain aesthetic. It looks easier. The missed connections, the shyness about approaching a subject head on and solving it in an instant, instead, talking AROUND the subject up until a breaking point.
I am reminded of a coffee table book project I still will do at one point, a book of interviews with film directors. But also just general people that interest me. Thing is now, I just wanna focus on my film project. Things are slow and well is all I will say about that at this time.
I think if you wanna do something like those things, main thing is just to do it. Start it, because it will grow and it will show YOU have to approach it better the next time. Make a video of you eating an apple (fucking phone cameras are good enough almost) and after that, watch it, review it for yourself and then make another video of something else.
This shit takes time, costs effort. I am CRAZY about Louis CK's show LOUIE. It is an amazing piece of art in my opinion. The best thing on TV at the moment. What that guy is doing, didn't come overnight. He worked his ass off. But the style, the aesthetic, it don't come overnight.
Watch DADDY'S GIRLFRIEND PART 2 from season 3 (the season that is airing now). Better yet, watch part 1 and 2 back to back. Louis doesn't know EXACTLY THE MESSAGE, the direct connection he's trying to make, but he offers up the QUESTIONS and a nudge of guidance and it's... bliss.
The world over here is crazy and I saw the roast of Sheen and I loved the crude jokes it made me laugh, but there is something so perverse and wrong about putting that man on a pedestal.
I don't know. It's weird.
It's like all your anecdotes, your long posts about your jobs, your life, the way you see things, the "No, nothing eats babies". I can really see, really really see, a LOUIE type anthology show.. which can be.. 10 minutes long per episode. About you. Nightrious. And hell, you can even let someone else play Nightrious.
It's good to hear from you again Night.
I like that even though there's a conversation going on in here, everyone is kinda hoping with each new post that there's gonna be some tits.
Louis CK is great. "If you don't want to have sex with me, and I can't rape you, then how in the hell am I supposed to have an orgasm in your body?"
I'll check out his show. You're not missing a whole lot with Jerry's show but the episodes are only ten minutes, it's worth watching.
Seinfeld kinda considers himself a one trick pony. He says to Alec Baldwin, "When you look at me, you don't see any hidden, untapped talent. You know that what I have has been tapped." It's his thing, for sure, the shows about nothing, and he realizes it.
Charlie Sheen on a pedestal gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. It makes sense that Mike Tyson would be there, "Your jokes were so bad, I wanted to bite my own ears off." It's nice knowing that these people can go insane in public and still be let off with it, still be redeemed. That broader sense is in sync, too, with the people and their jokes--they're all insulting each other so much, holding nothing back, even bringing diseases and addictions and marriages and bad parenting all into the mix and you get this feeling at the end of the show that these people, after that insulting, are a million times more comfortable than they were when they showed up in the room with a bunch of half strangers. All those pink elephants, the things their significant others and their friends and family won't say to them, but everyone knows, all of those things have been said and it seemed like everyone found relief in that.
I've been here long enough to know when there are only one or two new posts, it's just words, not boobs.
Funny thing is, I would never do this because the Internet is forever. Even if I take down my pic, what's to stop some trouble maker from taking it and posting it somewhere else? I don't want my grand kids to google my name and find my naked pics.
The funny part is that I am in the process of starting a YouTube channel. I have tons of ideas for sketches and bits. I'm just having trouble coming up with an Internet handle.
When I was younger I never got the concept of Internet handles. I thought, why don't they just use their names? Now I get it. I don't want future employers seeing me being a jackass.
This sausage party isn't nearly naked enough for this thread. Sheesh.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I actually don't think noah owns any clothes
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
He owns several costumes from what I've seen.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I have plenty of clothes. I am wearing pants right now. I just happen to also be naked a good amount of the time.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
aw man, I missed Mr. Brown? sadface
I am a unicorn GOD
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
My life is a mess right now so I sat down and painted.
At first I wondered why this is in the dress down thread, and then... wow.
Yeah, I have a new thing of painting in my underwear or naked so I don't ruin anymore of my clothes.
Love the painting. Think that's my favourite of your pieces.
Thanks Hattie. It has way more texture than the picture shows too.
The painting is beautiful. I want it on my wall.
You're going to make the thread melt if you keep telling things like that.
That painting should be in the art thread, young lady. So could you please push it a liiittle more out of frame?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Thanks Pep. I'm actually surprised at how it came out. I have two canvases that I felt like I had destroyed by muddying all the colors together but I had it in my head for a while that I was going to paint over the texture with white and other light/bright colors. Last night I couldn't sleep so I decided to paint.
Well done. On the art and lack of dress. I to like to do art half naked. Keeps my clothes clean.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
If I painted half naked or fully naked I'd just end up painting myself on purpose. Kudos to you for staying focused. 
Lovely painting and body, by the way.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Love the painting Jazz 
and OOO LA LA on that BOD. Such beautiful skin from what I'm seeing
Whatever Whore!
Thank you ladies.
Here.
Now will you stop asking?
Sheesh, you guys and your odd requests.
This is why we can't have nice things.
That is one fine looking rooster
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I was about to say something very similar, near word for word, but thought better of it.
cock
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Oh man, my cock is so much bigger.
i wish i had a huge penis too.
i mean cock!
fuck! rooster. i mean rooster!
Mine's black, and yearns for freedom.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
hahahaa
You guys got the PM, too?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Whelp, You can go naked at Bagby, But this is all you kids get.
And every guy in this picture has a lady friend.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy