Dress Down Thread! NSFW

HAHAHAHAHAH. also now the picture is on the previous page so I feel a little less shy.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Bad Boys
Bad Boys
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do
When they take the pressure off you?

Oh Cammie, I approve of the second picture.
but not my face? that's discouraging.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I always approve of your face, babez.

I approve of all the things. The gentle plains that merge with wondrous hills...
Oh, don't mind me. I just had to come back for another look. I'll be over here, you know, being in awe, and stuff.

Is it racist if my mind read this in a Samuel L. Jackson voice?
"...by a mutha fuckin' lizid?!"
Yeah, that's very racist towards grammar.
You're all just gonna let this whole paragraph slide-by unremarked.
Am I the only twelve year old boy left on the whole internets?
Seriously.
Don't gonna let the opportunity slide-by. All sorts of teenage girls gonna show you there goods.
I bet there's all sorts of forty year old boys left on the whole internets. Not just you.
ox
writer of American Control * released by Lulu in 2012
Seriously
I can't make head or tails from that.
he is true
Aristophones is a philosophor.
writer of American Control * released by Lulu in 2012
Aristophones was a big fat phony.



http://s1144.photobucket.com/profile/robertbales2012/uploads
Because photos are always preferable to bblahblah.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
What thread is this?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I don't know anymore.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
The naked one with all the text and changes of subject. I welcome the change.

I tried to take a picture of my gloriously fuzzy butt but it's hard to take a good picture of your ass with a low-res webcam that's built into the monitor.
PS. Go away Giggan.

PS. Go away Giggan.
Way back in the days of the drunken digi cam days I tried doing that. I even had a hand held camera, (a really shitty low resolution one, but still.)It's hard as hell to take a picture of an ass. Arms just aren't long enough.
Yeah. I always take naked pics of myself. Then I realize, there's no freaking way I'm going to post it on the Internet which is forever.
I don't mean to come off as a prude or anything, but what the heck's with kids these days taking all the naked pictures of themselves with their ePhones and whatnots? It's on your PHONE! Something designed specifically for connecting with anyone all across the globe. Don't put your naked pictures on something that could so easily be lost or stolen, you stupid kids!
I don't take pics with my phone. Not like that anyway.
You're not prude, you're sensible.
But I have no technology that DOESN'T link me to the rest of the world.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I'm naked on the internet. at first I was like OMG I GOTTA TAKE THESE DOWN and then I realized the millions upon millions of people naked on the internet and stopped caring as much. it's just a body.
also, z is naked in an entire website.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
So don't put any of your naked pictures on any of those devices!
also, z is naked in an entire website.
If someone doesn't have a problem showing off their body, then more power to 'em.
The whole predilection for what I'm saying is that someone would become upset or embarrassed for just anyone that they didn't intend to see their pictures. They should have something like that under lock and key, not just casually laying around in a memory card.
Also, what's this about a Z website, now?

+++ participating in the blurry-phone-butt-pics challenge!!!
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
I just had, like, a CSI moment or something. Where I yelled at my screen, "enhance, ENHANCE!"
lawl. would "enhance" reveal butthole? because i really don't think i'm prepared to share that
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
It was just a reflex response. I really don't know what it would do. Now that I think about it, it should have been something like "Zoom out!"
cute booty lofikate
lol. way too many have been removed tho... and lots of guys... this smacks of a chuck novel in the making.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnhanceButton
Still not enough wang in this thread.

Oh man, this was The. Best.
I was gonna put this in the health and fitness thread but it felt too weird.
It's raining over here but I'm ready for summer.

I got a new swimsuit.
Hubba hubba
That photo gives me very bad ideas. You should know that.
Christopher! You rascal, you!
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
I love you! And stripes.
Christopher! You rascal, you!
A rascal I am. No shame do I have. But oh, much longing.
I can't believe nobody has said
anchors away!!!
yet...
My ship's in full sail.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
In response to Jaz: This was me for like 3 minutes.
Nice Bod Jazz!
Whatever Whore!
Thanks you guys and that cat is hilarious.
Just thought I'd leave this here...
I couldnt decide between this thread or one of the food ones.

As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
¡Cool queso!
There's a Food Porn thread for that very kind of picture Noah! But it's buried under the many food threads somewhere. You look like a lil boy with out your half blond hair.
I miss my Two tone, but it time for a change, I needed to find a job, but god I do miss it. Plus that is a strange angle.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I want to do something new with my hair too but this is the first time in a long time I've kept my hair natural and long for as long as I have. (what a strange sentence)
Also it's good to have you back. Your drawings and awesome pics always spice up this place.

