Dress Down Thread! NSFW
Yes, Irina is pretty swell.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Tried to come up with the appropriate words to express how I feel about that picture. Incapable.
You're beautiful. Clothed or not.
You're beautiful. Clothed or not.
I have three.
"I'm turned on"
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
You're beautiful. Clothed or not.
I have three.
"I'm turned on"
Indeed.
I demand more guys dress down.
Fivehundred channels, nothin' but bras.
I'd forever pick the bigger boobies I get before my period if only I could lose the pain that comes with them.
Seriously, my boobs feel/look huge right now. I keep staring at them because it's foreign to me to have these filled out boobs.
Sorry, no pics to prove it. Yeah, I'm a tease, get over it.
Boobs are a tease. I could do with that extra centimeter all the time, but nooo... body decides to add inches to the waist, not where I want them to go.
Drink more beer....I'm sure a cultie will back me up on this. I remember seeing something about it in the beer thread. I could be lying though.
Careful now, you're starting to sound like me!
Fano, your penis doesn't grow two days a month and tricks you into thinking you're better endowed, only to get back to its normal size afterwards. Boobs do that and it's really a tease.
Drink more beer....I'm sure a cultie will back me up on this. I remember seeing something about it in the beer thread. I could be lying though.
I am pretty sure that beer mostly makes the belly grow.
I could be wrong.
I didn't get to tell you, but I love your new avatar, Amber.
Drink more beer....I'm sure a cultie will back me up on this. I remember seeing something about it in the beer thread. I could be lying though.
I am pretty sure that beer mostly makes the belly grow.
I could be wrong.
Yeah I'm pretty sure it only gives you a gut too. I just remember someone posting somewhere here that beer was good for boobies...it was a strange conversation about boobs, I can't seem to remember details of what was said but boobs and beer...what more do you need to know?
You don't know that!! Maybe I only get a boner two days out of the month. Hmm? Soooo quick to judge! >:(
You realise the convo involved centimeters right Fano silly?
Irina, I was thinking I'd change it back because for some reason I keep getting yours and my new one mixed up and thinking your posts are mine! ...wait a minute... I didn't write that... did I?
Jaz, I think beer has a lot of health benefits (alcohol in general does) so I wouldn't be surprised if it was something to do with that, good for breast health or something. It is just unfortunate how easily those benefits can be cancelled out by the damages of over indulgence (something I am poor at keeping in check but much better at than a few years ago, so I give myself a break about).
Yes, Amber. Are you implying something? Huh? What are you trying to say? You mocking me? After I spent a whole 10 seconds rendering you artistically, you're implying that my johnson is inadequate? Unbelievable.
I can't believe it.
I can't even belieb it.
What a bunch of penis.
PENIS I TELL YOU!!!
I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
GOODNIGHT CRUEL WORLD! YE FOUL TEMPTRESS WHO DARE NOT STRIP FOR ME! WHO DOTH DEPRIVE ME OF PLEASURE!!
Oh, woe is me. What wicked storm of my loins undoes me? Pray gods it be not the Clap, for I have nay even laid mine eyes on a poisoned vag dragon! Let alone impaled her with my sword!!
I feel the need to say so much more, and an equal need to stop now and drift into the land of nod. Whatever shall I do? What... ever.... I love you all.... I feel good... nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.... like I knew that I would now.... nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Fano is the bestest bestest. 
I don't know if you women know this, but penises (my penis anyway) have more sizes than just erect and unerect.
Don't know what it's like?! Pff...
Yes, Amber. Are you implying something? Huh? What are you trying to say? You mocking me? After I spent a whole 10 seconds rendering you artistically, you're implying that my johnson is inadequate? Unbelievable.
I can't believe it.
I can't even belieb it.
What a bunch of penis.
PENIS I TELL YOU!!!
I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
GOODNIGHT CRUEL WORLD! YE FOUL TEMPTRESS WHO DARE NOT STRIP FOR ME! WHO DOTH DEPRIVE ME OF PLEASURE!!
Oh, woe is me. What wicked storm of my loins undoes me? Pray gods it be not the Clap, for I have nay even laid mine eyes on a poisoned vag dragon! Let alone impaled her with my sword!!
I feel the need to say so much more, and an equal need to stop now and drift into the land of nod. Whatever shall I do? What... ever.... I love you all.... I feel good... nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.... like I knew that I would now.... nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
I read this in Robyn William's voice and it was the best thing ever.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
now I am too.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Big boobs. Ah, the gift and the curse.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I'm going to need an explanation of said curse, accompanied, of course, by photographic evidence...
Back pain, the unwanted attentions of rough men with rougher ideas...
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I actually don't have this dreaded back pain. or maybe since I've had boobs since I was like 13 I don't notice anymore.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
It's a matter of posture and modesty.
"Swell." I get it! har har har !
Nice to look at and they're only slightly bigger than my body type should have. But downsides include all things listed above and always having to get larger shirt sizes unless you want tummy showing, major bounce-age during any kind of physical activity (and while this might appeal to some of you fellas, it can get quite painful), major cleavage in most tops (whether you want it our not), no going bra-less because it's just not cute or attractive like it is with small breasts, etc... Anywho... Boobs.
Point of view (I'd put this is one of the art threads where it belongs, but we'd have to make that NSFW, so it's going here.). I've drawn this from the same angle too, but on the other side.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Anywho... BOOBS!
The darkness from below has crept upwards and consumed a nipple!
But... there's only one
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I love the POV on the second photo, Chenoa.
But... there's only one o_O
Wait, what?
But... there's only one o_O
Wait, what?
It's a left breast and left shoulder shot, not a two breast shot.
But... there's only one o_O
Wait, what?
It's a left breast and left shoulder shot, not a two breast shot.
This.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Speaking of boobs, I just got back from the gym and I have some serious under-boob sweat going on that I'm not going to take pictures of and post because it's disgusting.
But... there's only one o_O
Wait, what?
It's a left breast and left shoulder shot, not a two breast shot.
This.
Okay, but you do, in fact, possess two nipples. There wasn't some bizarre mishap in the kitchen that tore one off or anything?
I do possess two nipples. No mishaps here, thankfully.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I, too, possess two nipples. Unfortunately, they're both on the same boob!
budumtching!!!
I, too, poses two nipples. Unfortunately, no boobs. T___T
Because there is nothing over the rainbow… - http://theunsunnyvalley.wordpress.com
You ever see that picture of that gal that had a nipple growing on the heel of her foot? Gross!!
Thankfully I didn't!
Because there is nothing over the rainbow… - http://theunsunnyvalley.wordpress.com
I did, and it was gross.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
what the heck was that a dancing ghost
everybody get naked and artsy.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
sidenote: I forgot to take off my eye makeup last night and I look like a raccoon.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I'm feeling artsier already.
you are perfection. nom.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
