Dress Down Thread! NSFW
clicking on this thread is like playing a slot machine or something. it's like you got a 5% chance of seeing some beautiful naked woman in an elegant pose(Win), a 5% chance of seeing some dude in a raunchy balls out pose (Lose) and like 90% chance of it just being someone replying to someone else with no posing(Draw).
Here, I'll clarify:
P.S. Ivy, is that your natural hair color? If yes, do you wanna be my girlfriend?
Check plz:
[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
im considering posting my junk in the state it is in, currently, which is swollen and bruised, cuz i pulled my groin at work.
also, i have no morals for i am on painkillers.
love,
tom of the fjords
was there supposed to be more to that quote or were you just dittoing it?
i tried to think of something to say, too, but really, that said it all. i mean, no carpet?! good golly miss molly!
I thought no carpet was pretty much the norm nowadays. personally, i don't care for it that much. that being said though. i'd still lick it like it was a stamp to the fan club.
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I thought no carpet was pretty much the norm nowadays. personally, i don't care for it that much. that being said though. i'd still lick it like it was a stamp to the fan club.
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
im seriously laughing pretty hard
i'd still lick it like it was a stamp to the fan club.
it's kind of one of those lazy, hazy kind of friday nights. I really feel like just sitting down and reading a whole book throughout the night. I really want to finish up this Book of Lost Things Derek sent me. I haven't been able to get into it yet, but I just finished neil Gaiman's fragile Things and I think I just needed to get through that and get the feel for a more fantasy-related book before I could get the other one rolling.
The only problem is this thread. I know there's hasn't been a whole lot of activity picture-wise lately, but still, i don't want to miss anything in case there is. Now I don't want to ask for any pictures or anything but if anyone (kate) is planning on posting anything anytime during the night could you just post that you either are or are not considering it here beforehand? It would really help me out in how I plan out the rest of the evening. much obliged.
Who's Kate?
lofivinyl
just for the record, i would have specified a few others. but they're either married or have a significant other nearby and I don't wanna start any shit, ya know? also, I would have said ivykins except I think she might be a little crazy. still good looking though...
Ivykins gets my vote for Cult Rookie of the Year! Crazy=fun=good!
Lofi is in the race for one of my all-time favorite cultist (hi Nate!), but yeah, Ivykins = holyshitithinkimin<3.
I'm gonna write a letter to Vice and ask them for a journalist or photographer job. I'm not sure if they're a magazine or whatthefucknot because I've never seen one but somebody had a book once and they seem to do a lot of journalistic work (I haven't read any but I will after I'm done with the Do's and Don't's). I basically want to see if I can convince them with just one simple, honest to bits letter, to hire me for work. Whether this be a one-time two-paragraph three dollar deal or a full blown gig with an article and soul binding contract, I don't care because I just wanna see if it's possible.
Suggestions, lol?
VICE is a pretty cool magazine. I remember liking the drug issue they would do. Tons of real life fucking letters of people whacked out on shit.
Ivykins gets my vote for Cult Rookie of the Year! Crazy=fun=good!
Ivykins rocks my cock, da girl has class n one helluva an ass, the no carpet comment jus made me swoon. guts, savvy n sass, marriage material I tell ya. Well if I believed in marriage she would be.
There are no pacts between lions and men.
Ivykins gets my vote for Cult Rookie of the Year! Crazy=fun=good!
Ivykins rocks my cock, da girl has class n one helluva an ass, the no carpet comment jus made me swoon. guts, savvy n sass, marriage material I tell ya. Well if I believed in marriage she would be.
Thanks for the love!
I don't believe in marriage either for many reasons.
Monogamy for instance, why the hell would anyone want to be monogamous with one person their whole life when you have the choice not to be, why even put that limitation on yourself. Putting binderies on love or sex, is taking away from being able to experience all that it has to offer and I couldn’t imagine existing without fully experiencing something as wonderful as love and sex to the fullest. I’ m also not religious and repel my self away from anything that is.
How about you stonecoyote, why don’t you believe in marriage?
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
so are you...as they say..."loose in the caboose?"
Here, I'll clarify:
P.S. Ivy, is that your natural hair color? If yes, do you wanna be my girlfriend?
Check plz:
[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
Heheh, that doesn't leave me with much of an option, yes or yes.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Ivykins you're a beautiful woman.
I like how since that update all the threads seem to have broken videos or picture links except this one. It's like it's got the protective hand of God over it!
Um, nope my caboose is actually quite tight.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Um, nope my caboose is actually quite tight.
meh. You're pretty dressed down here, I guess. Judges?
Who's hounding? She reminds me of my new favorite pornsite! http://www.themetart.com/
All the porn is all arty nshit! I love it!
meh. You're pretty dressed down here, I guess. Judges?
I disagree. Spike and Vitaly gave us all out genitalia. We have yet to see a boobyshot unobscured by shower steam or photobucket's evil policies. Caesar demands!
I feel the need to comment, then I think, all this hounding of a pretty woman, it's a bit weird. Then I swoon and want to declare my love for you, Ivykins.
That is very nice of you to say allot nicer then things you've said to me in the past..."this bitch PMS get your bleeding cooch out of my face you crackpot"
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
it's not the Take a Picture of Your Junk thread. it's the dress Down thread. the only criteria is to not have much in the way of clothes on.
I feel the need to comment, then I think, all this hounding of a pretty woman, it's a bit weird. Then I swoon and want to declare my love for you, Ivykins.
That is very nice of you to say allot nicer then things you've said to me in the past..."this bitch PMS get your bleeding cooch out of my face you crackpot"
I have a boob shot, but I don’t much care for the pose, so I haven’t posted it.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Don't worry about it, your pictures have been great so far.
I feel the need to comment, then I think, all this hounding of a pretty woman, it's a bit weird. Then I swoon and want to declare my love for you, Ivykins.
That is very nice of you to say allot nicer then things you've said to me in the past..."this bitch PMS get your bleeding cooch out of my face you crackpot"
Life is funny, so I laugh.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
I drink sometimes, also. I find rudeness very funny. Don't be too offended by me, just ignore me.
I'll think about it.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
I never get offended.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
it's not the Take a Picture of Your Junk thread. it's the dress Down thread. the only criteria is to not have much in the way of clothes on.
Boobs are not junk! How dare you suggest such a thing!
All the porn is all arty nshit! I love it!
also see www.yummy-cummy.com
the name is deceiving.
love,
tom of the fjords
Ivykins, in response to your question about marriage, I just don't see it as necessary and its just a waste of useful cash. I agree with what your saying about love and sex but true love is a creature that is capable of turning two lives into one and then the monogamy becomes natural. However, love like all beasts can change, age, weaken and sadly die and then your back to the eternal search for happiness which at the end of the day is what I want. Its all good and each time I've fallen in love has been different but so far I haven't found the one person that I will happily end my days with forsaking all others.
The search for the one is fun and the journey so far has given me more pleasure than I would have thought possible, shit life is good even at its worst but the idea of gambling my future happiness by entering a legal arrangement aint for me.
For others it seems necessary to enter the next plain of there lives together and that's great if it takes them further and I understand it helps with the tax?
There are no pacts between lions and men.
The search for the one is fun and the journey so far has given me more pleasure than I would have thought possible, shit life is good even at its worst but the idea of gambling my future happiness by entering a legal arrangement aint for me.
For others it seems necessary to enter the next plain of there lives together and that's great if it takes them further and I understand it helps with the tax?
I can appreciate everything you just said and I agree when you say that love can change. I’m just on the stand point that all things are in constant change because every moment is something new and every new moment is a death of the present. I mean that’s how everything works in life something is born, life, a feeling, an idea then it will inevitably die and may have small deaths along the way. Death isn’t an end it’s just giving birth to something new. Everyone’s journey is unique to them and what they need to learn and teach others in life, but if you have unconditional love then you have everything in life and all things become silly and unimportant in comparison to the feeling of being totally excepted for everything that you are and are not. I speak from experience about this because as a child I was led to believe that I was worthless by the very people who bought me into this world so I was never able to feel like a whole person. I was lacking unconditional love which then in turn gave birth to all kinds of feelings of inadequacy that lasted for a large part of my life, but I was very fortunate to have met someone that loves me unconditionally. Now because of that unconditional love he gives me, every moment of every day makes me feel free to be everything that I am and am not and that make me a whole person any problem in life no longer becomes a problem just something along the journey that is life. In the end unconditional love just makes life livable.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
I was expecting boobs.
Snooch to the nooch!
I'm Don Juan de la Nooch, and this is my tubby manservant Guthrie.
ha ha. theres almost a boob in there. mostly though im just naked
I'm working on something for this thread. I don't have the photos right now though.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.