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I MEANT IF I WAS DOING ONE

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fsdghcamel wrote:
I MEANT IF I WAS DOING ONE

I just have to quote this just because.
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And it is gone.

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I think I am on love with you.

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oh my god. you're beautiful.

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She is.

also, I wrote ON love, instead of IN love. lol

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^What those guys said.

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Nice bod Chenoa!

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¡Ay, caramba!

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Good golly.

In the words of a great philosopher:

Hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot!

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beautiful.

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WOOOOO GURL

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You're beautiful, Chenoa, and that haircut looked great on you.

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Thanks peoples. Smile
I might have to go back to short hair again after winter.

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Maybe one day I'll chime in on here with a recent pick with my workout progress.

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chenoa wrote:
Thanks peoples. Smile
I might have to go back to short hair again after winter.

It'll sure help with the kids, I guess they're always pulling it.

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Maybe one day I'll chime in on here with a recent pick with my workout progress.

Yes, where there used to be a lack of lady bits, now there's a lack of man bits.
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chenoa wrote:
Thanks peoples. Smile
I might have to go back to short hair again after winter.

It'll sure help with the kids, I guess they're always pulling it.


Yeah, I chopped it off immediately with my first, but I've been hesitant this time. I like long hair, I just can't do much with it.
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chenoa wrote:
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Thanks peoples. Smile
I might have to go back to short hair again after winter.

It'll sure help with the kids, I guess they're always pulling it.


Yeah, I chopped it off immediately with my first, but I've been hesitant this time. I like long hair, I just can't do much with it.

I know the feeling. I've had shorter hair than the one you're sporting in the picture for most of my childhood, so as soon as I was able to decide for myself I let it grow a lot, then had it cut on a whim to 4 inches, let it grow again and had it cut just below my ears in 2007, so when I needed to do something about my split ends this autumn I asked the hairdresser to cut just the necessary. I'm still yearning for super long hair though.

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I am very attracted to you Chenoa. You are beautiful.

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LOL, Chen, you gave Mike a boner.

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Shocked

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wooooooops!

Should I not have said that?

Lo siento!

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Fano wrote:
LOL, Chen, you gave Mike a boner.

Don't you have some studying to do, young man?
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It's only the first day of school! NO!

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yes. shut up. Sad

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Are boners (man or lady) prohibited here? Or something we just not talk about?

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Boners are a go, or limp, we had this conversation a while back. So I did both, they are someplace around here. Someone else can take the spot light.

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Can't find my balls out pictures, but you can settle with these. I might have posted them in a picture thread..?

Photobucket

Photobucket

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you lucky fuck

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I have a strange group of friends and we all get naked more often than we should. We find any excuse really. But no one seems to get laid more than usual.

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Noahrm23 wrote:
Boners are a go, or limp, we had this conversation a while back. So I did both, they are someplace around here. Someone else can take the spot light.

Oh no. I meant reactionary boners. Boners in reaction.
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redacted

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Nice glasses!

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THANKS!

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You're wearing glasses?

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redacted

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I'd have said more, but Kate already knows I want to have her babies.

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legs

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Wow. Love the pink and black LofiKate.

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i totally staged my own little photoshoot in the victoria's secret dressing room. the lighting is stellar.

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can I just come out and say that I'd bang lofi and then make her breakfast?

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awesome. i'm totally down. can you make an omelette julia childs' style?

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lofivinyl wrote:
One more

Keely? Is that you?

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seriously, those were both hot. i want to wear them after i strip them off you. that was not creepy lesbo sounding at all.

Anyway

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WOW!

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hi.

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Hi yourself Wink

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bubbies everywhere.

You ladies are fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!

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seriously, those were both hot. i want to wear them after i strip them off you. that was not creepy lesbo sounding at all.

Anyway

oh my god I remember that commercial

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