Dress Down Thread! NSFW
That last line made me laugh.
I'm severely disappointed in missing this. Unless I've seen it before. In which case I'm only regularly disappointed in missing this.
Didn't you have the cereal bowl episode in this thread somewheres?
Why yes... yes I did.
Merry Christmas!
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Oh.
My.
Fuck.
That's hot. You've got a hell of a pair, Chenoa.
Agreed. Is this the start of a Christmas themed nude-athon?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
*blushes*
And I'm totally cheating, by the way. They have to be held up to look that good.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
God I hope so.
For the record, I've never hated bows so much.
Let's hope it is. Join in!
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Early Christmas presents for the cultie boys and girls Woohoo!
God I hope so.
For the record, I've never hated bows so much.
Well, if you weren't hating the bows, you'd be hating my hands. Haha, can't be too naughty this time of year, right?
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
No.
Edit: As in, you are so very wrong! 
No.
Edit: As in, you are so very wrong! :(
Then how about... "Do NOT open until Christmas!"
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Is this foreshadowing for a great christmas event?
See, this is what happens when I get back to feeling normal. Boobies fascinate me.
I think we should all unwrap our presents at the same time. It's only fair, right?
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I have no adequate response that wouldn't be either embarrassing or... well, just embarrassing.
I shall simply content myself with lamenting what might have been and enjoying what is. Merry titsmas!
^like
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Go Chenoa!
I'd bite, but I can't post here anymore. They're beautiful, Chenoa!
'Tis a shame.
can't?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
can't?
I've learned my lesson.
Uh oh. That doesn't sound good...
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Haha, funnily enough, so have I.
Gotcha!
can't?
I've learned my lesson.
Sorry if I'm bring thick, but can you elaborate?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
It coincided with the time I started posting more, so I can't be sure who liked/likes me because of being the full-frontal lady or because I'm just nice.
Well, I like you and I didn't see those pics!
I like Melody too and I didn't get to see her pics!
In fact, I'm not sure I've ever seen any real nudity in this thread...
I liked you before and after the pics, Irina. You are more lovely on the inside than out.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I like Melody too and I didn't get to see her pics!
You didn't get that zipfile I sent?
This is why we can't have nice things.
haha I'm sure I would remember something like that.
There are still pics of me in this thread, they just don't show nipples. They make me want to diet harder.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I'd post a Christmas themed pic but I'm too paranoid.
And because taking a good picture with a shitty webcam is a pain in the ass.
I love you Justin, but please don't.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I'm not, don't worry. My nudie pic days, at least on here, are over.
wait fuck, what did I miss? I found all my naked pictures with swarms of other naked folks but I feel my bits have been out far to often without some contrast.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
hot bod
Yeah, nice tits, Noah! 
On this thread the "Jump to Bottom" tab makes me go teeheehee!
I love your cane, if you know what I mean.
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THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
That bra belongs in the girly thread! So sexy!
victorias secret had a sale todayyyy
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
Very pretty.
Woohoo Lofi!
Well, that was very nice. I thank the dress for falling, and I thank you for being lovely.
hehehe. dress down thread. you're clever. and I wish I had thought of that.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
That is a cute bra. Lovely. 
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
...
Nope. Not gonna say it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Since I finally deleted my old photobucket account and the "Merlot" picture is now gone, I guess this makes me a hypocrite.
It totally does. So why do people still post here if no one has even posted a pic in like a year. Everybody chicken?
You just summed me up! Everyone knows I'm wayyyyy too chicken to let anyone see my "goodies".
Oh yeah, I don't think anyone here or even on the whole internetz has ever seen you completely naked or even your nice boobs.
You know this thread did make me think about you Z.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche