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Thanks, you guys! <3

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Wow! You look fantastic, Alicia. I would literally have to workout and diet for months to get to the point that you are at right now.

I am so jealous of your stomach and thighs.

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Fuck losing those lovely curves!!!!!!

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Yeah honestly Alecia you don't want to lose much more. You look really good.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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complete agreement.

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
Alecia, the curves stay! Curves are good, always.

+2.

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
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I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
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Haha Alecia, you sexy bitch! You look so damn good, girl!

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I appreciate all the nice compliments, y'all! I really do!

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Irina Marina wrote:
*dies*

You're stunning!

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I need to make another contribution to this thread soon...

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.......are you Justin?

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That is definitely Justin in all his merlot glory.

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*hides under a table*

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Alecia
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Yeah, I got the "mini", which eliminates all the junk that's at the pubic line (like where they cut you for a C-Section). I kind of wish I'd gotten the full deal, because when you do that, you pretty much have abs without even trying. It costs way more than I was willing to spend, though.

Fano, what are you hiding from?

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Also, I had it done in November and it huuuuuuurt. The good thing about the smaller procedure is that it's got nice results without the invasiveness and about 1/4 of the healing time.

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Alecia wrote:

Fano, what are you hiding from?

I see new member randomly asking you about a cosmetic surgery, and I thought it was someone trolling or being rude or something. Didn't wanna get hit with a flying chair.

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Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.
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It is kind of weird that they join to make that comment...

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Alt alert!

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If I'm fucking you, it's because I want to merge my soul with yours; regain, however briefly, the divine unity that was lost when we descended from glory and manifested into these clumsy flawed sexes.
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Oh wow, no way.

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
Alt alert!

That's the first thing I thought when I read that post then Fano's. I was like "Why is Fano making it so obvious that this is him?" But now it could be anyone.
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Yeah, I had no idea you'd had a wee tuck. And I know you've been working hard on your wedding dress body. I think it's a bit odd this person knew and mentioned it.

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"You're far too trusting..."

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Aww, come on guys! I bet it was just a really, really good guess!

Also, I didn't know about it either and I keep up pretty well in the GD section.

Still, I'm jelly, but I don't want to hurt.

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God knows I've considered elective surgery.

I was always a big kid, had to run every night to stay at 290 pounds. Got sick and dropped to 155 (I'm 6'3") in the space of 11 months. I've got better since, mostly, but even after the massive loss and working out, there are still bits that refuse to obey orders.

Dumb body.

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
Tuffy wrote:
I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
Alecia
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It's something I wanted for a really long time, after I realized there wasn't anything I could do about it on my own. I'd been pinching pennies for that specifically for seeeeveral years - took me forever to save up. It's half the cost of a full nip/tuck, but I wasn't so bad that I needed to go that route. If anyone's considering any kind of surgery like that, make some serious research, and lose weight and start getting healthier before you go under the knife. Recovery is a shit ton easier when you're in shape.

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Alecia wrote:
It's something I wanted for a really long time, after I realized there wasn't anything I could do about it on my own. I'd been pinching pennies for that specifically for seeeeveral years - took me forever to save up. It's half the cost of a full nip/tuck, but I wasn't so bad that I needed to go that route. If anyone's considering any kind of surgery like that, make some serious research, and lose weight and start getting healthier before you go under the knife. Recovery is a shit ton easier when you're in shape.

no doubt. im pretty fit now, but previous years of bigness left me with some annoying stubborn spots.

i'm glad your operation went so well. i always see the horror pictures with bad surgeons and cringe, run away.

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
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I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
Freemena
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You are my new hero, Alicia!

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Feeling extra generous today and remembered Monday was my nudie time. Happy Halloween!

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That's a helluva mane of hair you got there.

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How am I first? Cult guys are fucking slacking.

Anyway, I'm glad I'm finally in the I-Got-To-See-Irina's-Boobs-Club. Yay!

EDIT: Thanks Nate for reaffirming my faith in this forum and also making me look silly.

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Just imagine my avatar turned around and facing that photo. That's what's going on right now.

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Nipple!

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All I could think when I was setting the clocks ahead was "Hey, Monday gets here an hour earlier!"

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DST ended a week earlier in Europe. And I'm not going back to nudie Mondays, but maybe someone else will step forward.

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You only do it during daylight savings time? That's fine, I can wait till the Spring Forward.

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hehehehe. nudie monday. spring...

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
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I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
Irina Marina
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Well it was spring when I first did it. How do you think wifey and I found love? :3

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i hiatus'd all the way through naked mondays Sad(((

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
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I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
Irina Marina
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But you said Cammie... you know...

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yea... she did.

but still. just the fact that i missed something called naked mondays Unsure

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
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I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
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subby socks wrote:
All you guys posting pictures then taking them down are complete pussies.

Since I finally deleted my old photobucket account and the "Merlot" picture is now gone, I guess this makes me a hypocrite.

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subby socks wrote:
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All you guys posting pictures then taking them down are complete pussies.

Since I finally deleted my old photobucket account and the "Merlot" picture is now gone, I guess this makes me a hypocrite.

It totally does. So why do people still post here if no one has even posted a pic in like a year. Everybody chicken?

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someone posted a pic last week! where the hell were you?

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I keep seeing new posts, but a very disheartening lack of nudity.

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audreythirteen wrote:
someone posted a pic last week! where the hell were you?

I was in hiatus in the Caymans dammit.

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Noah, it wasn't anything new. Besides, you're around naked people all the time, you should be immune.

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Oh I saw the boobs and I was pleasantly surprised, don't worry.

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ZacksWastedLife wrote:
subby socks wrote:
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All you guys posting pictures then taking them down are complete pussies.

Since I finally deleted my old photobucket account and the "Merlot" picture is now gone, I guess this makes me a hypocrite.

It totally does. So why do people still post here if no one has even posted a pic in like a year. Everybody chicken?

You just summed me up! Everyone knows I'm wayyyyy too chicken to let anyone see my "goodies".

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Z wrote:
ZacksWastedLife wrote:
subby socks wrote:
subby socks wrote:
All you guys posting pictures then taking them down are complete pussies.

Since I finally deleted my old photobucket account and the "Merlot" picture is now gone, I guess this makes me a hypocrite.

It totally does. So why do people still post here if no one has even posted a pic in like a year. Everybody chicken?

You just summed me up! Everyone knows I'm wayyyyy too chicken to let anyone see my "goodies".

I see what you did there.

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Smile Big

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Irina Marina wrote:
'Hey, can you show me where the ladies' room is? I mean, take me there?'