Dress Down Thread! NSFW
i think i've seen matty naked more than anyone else.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
he and ted are tied in my mind. but my memory is bad, and i don't particularly make a point of remembering the fellas.
speaking of, where the fuck is ted?
How about Irina's pics?
Deleted.
burned into my retinas and hard drive forever
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
burned into my retinas and hard drive forever
^5.
No, I was asking Berto if he was around for it.
Can't say I was.
Just popped back in today for the first time in a very long while.
Please stay, ok?
No one wants to see me naked...
aww, i missed ya señorita. i'm not sure how long i'll be around, but you're always welcome to facebook me 
how's the fam?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
'Berto knows.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Did Janes leave? What little poking around I've done, the posts have been seriously Janes deficient. 
mhm. jane isn't here :c
I'm so sad, she was going to be coming to visit Fayetteville next week and I won't be here. so devastated, I would have loved to see her.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
She was the reason I stayed. I had such the crush on her.
I liked Jane a lot too. I miss her a lot.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
25 new posts and nothing. I mean, aside from the quoted boobies, which are always very nice. But still, I was expecting more. Oh well. Now where is the Actual conversations thread. I just came home to the best status comments of my life.
Seriously.
You're all just gonna let this whole paragraph slide-by unremarked.
Am I the only twelve year old boy left on the whole internets?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I talked to Jane on the phone yesterday. She's doing awesome. Her voice has gotten deeper too. No, that last part is a lie.
Seriously.
You're all just gonna let this whole paragraph slide-by unremarked.
Am I the only twelve year old boy left on the whole internets?
No, I saw it, but for some reason, I didn't really reeeaaad it. I'm tired.
Thank you Tuffy, Jesus. I set that up and it just slid by.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I waited and waited.
I didn't want to be the one to do it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm so sad, she was going to be coming to visit Fayetteville next week and I won't be here. so devastated, I would have loved to see her.
I was supposed to be there next week too! Too bad I won't be.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I guess some of us come here for pics, and others for blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah tee-hee blah blah blah blah blah...
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
How's the weather in YOUR area?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
weather in my area is breezy. but i haven't gotten out of bed yet and sleep pantsless.
I feel bad, I was doing some spring cleaning and found a letter Jane had written me that I'd never got around to responding to. I should text her sometime.
I KIND OF DID A FULL FRONTAL PIC AND THE ONLY REACTION I GOT WAS NATE VOMITING!
IT'S CAUSE I'M FAT ISN'T IT? IT'S BECAUSE I'M FAT!
FATTY FAT FAT FAT!
/sobs, shovels handfuls of cake in mouth
No, it's because you are furry.
<3 U, but... just sayin'.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Just because I like the porn doesn't mean I am one!
I like straight porn too! You going to say I'm straight now?
/sobs
No, no, no... I meant you look like a member of Bear Force One! If you can sing and dance... you should apply!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Ugh, the short guy is the only one who looks halfway doable.
The others look like extras from an episode of Star Trek, like those super-intelligent, humanoid aliens they have in all those crappy science fiction shows that all have big foreheads and can melt you with their minds.
I feel bad, I was doing some spring cleaning and found a letter Jane had written me that I'd never got around to responding to. I should text her sometime.
You should, I'm sure she'll appreciate it
Berto, we're all doing well here. Hope you are too! I miss you!
I love 'Berto as much as anyone. But he needs to get naked in this thread.
Berto! You've been away too long. We're all gay now!
This is why we can't have nice things.
So gay. Berto, show me your man-bits!
Sorry gents, El Cubanito doesn't do public shows.
Select appearances for individuals or groups who can find their way to the VIP list are another matter...
Surely I'm on that VIP list. Surely. I'm sure I jumped over some velvet rope a while back, and I've been standing in this line in the cold waiting for something. I just wasn't sure what it was. Everyone's dressed nicely and it's making me nervous. I hope they let me in.
Drew said I could do this. 
Gimme a year, and I'll be buffer than buff. I'm busting ass to reduce a lot of this curve, but I've got age and genetics working against me. I'm reaaaaly determined, though.
And some advise to all the younger wimmins - always wear a bra....if you don't, your fun bags will pay dearly. And don't let yourself go once you've had babies because the older you get, the harder it is to work that shit back off.
On behalf of the Gentlemen of the Cult, thank you, Drew.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yes. Just yes. Nice thighs.
I was going to type "nomnomnom", but in the interest of living, I won't.
Wow Alecia! You look fantastic! Good on you. Your curves a beautiful btw.
All that advice is good, but too late!
Alecia, you are truly smokin.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
All I can say is "Wooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
*dies*
You're stunning!
You look great Alecia. Drew is one lucky guy and we're lucky he gave you permission to share.
Thank you, Drew you amazing and confident man. Truly lucky to be snuggling up to Alecia every night.
Alecia, the curves stay! Curves are good, always.
The nakedness seems to come in spurts. Everyone gets exited, throws some stuff up there then gets all bashful again. Lets see more nakedness people.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy