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Freemena
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Save as -> rotate right -> delete

Repeat.

Repeat.

Repeat.

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Hahahaha, Mena!

Tuffy, I should sig that. Hilarious, mate.

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I agree. It is totally sig worthy.

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Crick-worthy.

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well I'm not going into work now.

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Yeah, fuck. I just went and masturbated for over 9000 hrs straight. Nah but seriously, I'm howling at the moon.

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Yeah, fuck. I just went and masturbated for over 9000 hrs straight. Nah but seriously, I'm howling at the moon.

I'm really REALLY loving the Cult lately.

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Penis.jpg

EDIT: too slow!

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Fano wrote:
morning_alcoholic wrote:
Yeah, fuck. I just went and masturbated for over 9000 hrs straight. Nah but seriously, I'm howling at the moon.

I'm really REALLY loving the Cult lately.

it is filled with people who are both sexy and horny. No good can come of this...

oh yes, yes it can. plenty of good can come of this

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There are quite a few precedents.

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Precident Lincoln. Precident Washington. Precident Oldwhiteguy... And a whole lotta others.

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All right, so, no word of a lie, I've had a good few cracks at getting a mid-orgasm shot, but it's not fucking easy. I tried doing it with the webcam, filming it, and then taking a screencap of it, but even then, it's crappy quality, and the angle is less than desirable. I may just post one of the not-so-good ones. I may not. I really need someone with a decent camera to just get up close and personal with it.

I'm 100% not joking.

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You don't get out often, do you, Mr. Odonnell?

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Nope. Spend most of my time in bed having sex with young women. It's a hard life.

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If I'm fucking you, it's because I want to merge my soul with yours; regain, however briefly, the divine unity that was lost when we descended from glory and manifested into these clumsy flawed sexes.
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Nope. Spend most of my time in bed having sex with young women. It's a hard life.

This, too, has been one of the dark places of the Earth.
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Too? As well as what?

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
Too? As well as what?

I thought you'd read Heart of Darkness!
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The horror! The horror!

Oh, shit. I have, I HAVE! A million times. I can't believe I didn't pick up the reference. Man, I feel like a dunce right now.

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it will only be up for a short period of time. posting shortly.

edit: actually, I'm chickening out for now. Irina's seen it and approves though!

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Is it cause of the spooky peeper guy with no avatar?

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Ritt wrote:
Is it cause of the spooky peeper guy with no avatar?

partially. also I'm just bein' shy.
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PM it to me then! Irina said it was cool!

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postitbreakup wrote:
been here since 2005. i did have an avatar but it got eaten in the site redesign or something. thanks

You're welcome. It was delicious.

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Minerva wrote:
PM it to me then! Irina said it was cool!

she did? I DUNNO ABOUT THIS, GUYS

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fsdghcamel wrote:
Minerva wrote:
PM it to me then! Irina said it was cool!

she did? I DUNNO ABOUT THIS, GUYS


I think I deserve a pic PM please! Tongue
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Maybe a nice picture for me to remember you by.

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audreythirteen wrote:
fsdghcamel wrote:
Minerva wrote:
PM it to me then! Irina said it was cool!

she did? I DUNNO ABOUT THIS, GUYS


I think I deserve a pic PM please! :P

done.

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Maybe a nice picture for me to remember you by.

DON'T GO

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I wish I had a better camera but this is the best I could do with what I have...

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Once I sober up enough to find my Camera I will post some more. Why not its the internet and no one knows who I really am.

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Aw, now I'm sad. Of course, if she decides to post it today, I'll be at work. Sad Somehow I doubt she'll send me some eyecandy. Oh well...

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Is it cool if I make a dress-down/sandwich thread. Naked people eating their favorite sandwiches. Like a Monte Cristo or a grilled cheese melting on my chest.

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there's already a similar thread that noah made, I believe.

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The place where ideas die

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Jacks_Username wrote:
Is it cool if I make a dress-down/sandwich thread. Naked people eating their favorite sandwiches. Like a Monte Cristo or a grilled cheese melting on my chest.

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/there-is-a-shocking-lack-of-nudi...

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Oh I seen that one, I think my short term memory is diminished.

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"I have seen...."

or

"I saw...."

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I'm from Louisville so I could use worse grammar.

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I'm from Alabama, no excuses.

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Alright well I can't argue with that one.

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I seent it!

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Albaamos

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God damn That was a good sandwich.

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fsdghcamel wrote:

*stretch*
good morning
I think we need more dressed down people
so everyone start undressing
now

dammit i go on vacation and miss things like this.

o'donnell, i shoulda taken you seriously when you told me i needed to pop in more. you were not clear enough in expressing why i should. not even close.

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Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
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I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
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OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO QUOTE IT *blush*

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it deserved to pop up again :3

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
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I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
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Dude you missed A LOT of full frontal.

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
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no, i saw fano's nip and odonnell's everything.

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Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
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I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.