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ScribblingDes wrote:

 mirka!!!

 

see what happens when you go away?  We all get bored and entertain each other by taking off our clothes.

Ha!  Hi Des! just hope Bear turned 18 while I was gone.  I loved how you just happened to have some semi nude artful shots of yourself laying arounds the house (so to speak) ;)

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Wtf? Mirka's picture and Cassun's comment just gave me MAJOR de ja vu.

 

uuugggggh that was strange.

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Ritt wrote:

Wtf? Mirka's picture and Cassun's comment just gave me MAJOR de ja vu.

 

uuugggggh that was strange.

 

It's not polite to say ughhhhh in connection with a ladies feathered bosom! ;)

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Feathered bosom!!!! Oh man.

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jane s. wrote:

Feathered bosom!!!! Oh man.

To maintain some propriety I did not post my matching feathered fanny. ;)

Hi Jane <3

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mirka wrote:
ScribblingDes wrote:

 mirka!!!

 

see what happens when you go away?  We all get bored and entertain each other by taking off our clothes.

Ha!  Hi Des! just hope Bear turned 18 while I was gone.  I loved how you just happened to have some semi nude artful shots of yourself laying arounds the house (so to speak) Wink

 

hehehe.  you caught me.

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mirka wrote:
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Feathered bosom!!!! Oh man.

To maintain some propriety I did not post my matching feathered fanny. Wink

Hi Jane <3

 

Do it! {please?}

 

Booo propriety!

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um...if you're for SURE not going to the wedding...can we have boobies please? ha - please, you'd post something so artfully shot that it wouldn't cause a ripple

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lofivinyl wrote:

Sexy outfit is sexy.

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mirka wrote:

Jill you are very imaginative. Solar crotch sets the standard. This thread ALMOST tops your I am realz (sp?) thread.

 

Cassun, maybe I missed something, but did you post your ass and I somehow missed it?

 

 

Aww, you're like the bitchin' hippie/gypsy aunt who sends me brittles for my birthday with strange russian folkloreXpunk music + nuggets of pot and fully supports my ridiculous adventure-seeking endeavors. Smile Big

 

 

P.S. Jane, is that my photo in your avat - oh shit, lofi's definitely violating herself. Right, er, this thread just went from nudity to straight up porn.

 

*sigh* FINE.

 

I'll get the camera...

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What do you mean "just went to" porn? I posted porn three pages ago!

 

/"Straight up" porn. Heh.

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Patience, young padawan. It'll come with time.

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alx wrote:

Patience, young padawan. It'll come with time.

i am no padawan, and how dare you write at me as if i was? i am a sith lord, and you will address me as such.

photobucket.com/aphonicmessiah will this help speed the process? im the bald guy with the huge honkin nose.

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wickerkat wrote:

um...if you're for SURE not going to the wedding...can we have boobies please? ha - please, you'd post something so artfully shot that it wouldn't cause a ripple

shower shot. the blur is actually steam on the lens.

 

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Jill's Tit wrote:

 

P.S. Jane, is that my photo in your avat - oh shit, lofi's definitely violating herself. Right, er, this thread just went from nudity to straight up porn.

 

Yes and omg, lacy undergarments. I think that if I tried to ever even purchase something that fancy, the salesgirl would ridicule me.

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 nice job pica, you tease!

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aphonicmessiah wrote:
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Patience, young padawan. It'll come with time.

i am no padawan, and how dare you write at me as if i was? i am a sith lord, and you will address me as such.

photobucket.com/aphonicmessiah will this help speed the process? im the bald guy with the huge honkin nose.

 

 

Oh god, you're SUCH a little turbo-nerd.  p.s. Abney Park is doing a show in Seattle soon...if you like steampunk you would like them.

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he looks like if trent reznor and christopher guest had a baby.

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nathaniel parker wrote:

he looks like if trent reznor and christopher guest had a baby.

FACT!

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Jill's Tit wrote:

mirka wrote:

Jill you are very imaginative. Solar crotch sets the standard. This thread ALMOST tops your I am realz (sp?) thread.

 

Cassun, maybe I missed something, but did you post your ass and I somehow missed it?

 

 

Aww, you're like the bitchin' hippie/gypsy aunt who sends me brittles for my birthday with strange russian folkloreXpunk music + nuggets of pot and fully supports my ridiculous adventure-seeking endeavors. :D

 

 

I am SO that aunt! I even send the brittles! :) But  no pot, and  books more often than folk music. And I support any and all ADVENTURE no matter how ridiculous it may seem! :)

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lofivinyl wrote:

This is sexy. Even my wife thinks this one is sexy, and told me I should say so in this reply.

 

I'm frightened, because you've just raised the bar (lowered?) for Phil and Vitaly, and I'm afraid there will be more pube-related portraits and whacking of tallys.

 

We can't instittue polls, but we can have a write-in petition for the feathered fanny shot of Mirka! Who's with me?

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I could tell you had 3 paragraphs of writing under there, but that's all I could make out from my lower periphal vision.

I like that there a little white "X marks the spot" like right in the middle of that photo.

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lofivinyl wrote:
aphonicmessiah wrote:
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Patience, young padawan. It'll come with time.

i am no padawan, and how dare you write at me as if i was? i am a sith lord, and you will address me as such.

photobucket.com/aphonicmessiah will this help speed the process? im the bald guy with the huge honkin nose.

 

 

Oh god, you're SUCH a little turbo-nerd.  p.s. Abney Park is doing a show in Seattle soon...if you like steampunk you would like them.

what the bloody fuck is a turbo-nerd? also: i dont like steampunk music, nor do i think they should have music. i just like rusty metal and rivets and shit.

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aphonicmessiah wrote:
what the bloody fuck is a turbo-nerd? also: i dont like steampunk music, nor do i think they should have music. i just like rusty metal and rivets and shit.
I'd agree, as an aesthetic the steampunk genre is pure character.

 

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scerpica wrote:
wickerkat wrote:

um...if you're for SURE not going to the wedding...can we have boobies please? ha - please, you'd post something so artfully shot that it wouldn't cause a ripple

shower shot. the blur is actually steam on the lens.

 

 

I love you, Pica von Tease !

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scerpica wrote:
wickerkat wrote:

um...if you're for SURE not going to the wedding...can we have boobies please? ha - please, you'd post something so artfully shot that it wouldn't cause a ripple

shower shot. the blur is actually steam on the lens.

 

Do you always look so sultry when showering? 

Nice shot, Barbara. 

 

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only when there is a camera on my shower head.  so yeah, always.

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Pardon my french, but you have lovely bosoms, Barbara!

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merci beaucoup, mademoiselle mirka.

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wow, ok lofi - excellent work, and barbara...how did i know you wouldn't disappoint - tasteful and smoking hot - and i usually try to not say things like that, so as to not come off as perverted, but for some reason in this thread, it feels appropriate

i can honestly say that i posed with a camera and my nude tan body flexing muscles for 15 minutes, but cannot post - i will have to work on my composition

and since levi has already expressed concern over my exposing myself, as the young lads mentor, i may have to decline until he has at least arrived at university

hang in there ladies

kudos to all of the courageous - THIS should be the Cult coffetable picture books - YES

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i just threw up in my mouth a little.

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Nivek38 wrote:

i just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

douche!

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hahahaha

 

 

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wow, ok lofi - excellent work, and barbara...how did i know you wouldn't disappoint - tasteful and smoking hot - and i usually try to not say things like that, so as to not come off as perverted, but for some reason in this thread, it feels appropriate

i can honestly say that i posed with a camera and my nude tan body flexing muscles for 15 minutes, but cannot post - i will have to work on my composition

and since levi has already expressed concern over my exposing myself, as the young lads mentor, i may have to decline until he has at least arrived at university

hang in there ladies

kudos to all of the courageous - THIS should be the Cult coffetable picture books - YES

 

 

 

trust me, it was grueling. i have barely recovered

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jeez...i go away for a few days and look what i miss.

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Barca Boy wrote:
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I like this thread.

[IMG]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t118/Poisin_Ivy913/Untitled-4444.jpg[/IMG]

 

 

you oughta get all the props and whatnot to redo this:

 

in fact, that's a good idea for the next photo thread is cultists recreating famous paintings.

 

This is the closest I've got...

[IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h108/ivykins/dhdtudgjdgj222.jpg[/IMG]

 

One question, does the carpet in the hall match the curtains in the bedroom?

There is no carpet.

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Jill's Tit wrote:

P.S. Ivy, is that your natural hair color? If yes, do you wanna be my girlfriend?

Check plz:

[  ] Yes.

[  ] No.

Natural hair colour, no. It's an amalgamation of hair dye. Smile

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There's something about the composition of that picture. It's just hard not to look at!

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alx wrote:

There's something about the composition of that picture. It's just hard not to look at!

Who's picture?

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There is no carpet.

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Jill's Tit wrote:

P.S. Ivy, is that your natural hair color? If yes, do you wanna be my girlfriend?

Check plz:

[  ] Yes.

[  ] No.

Translated.

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There's something about the composition of that picture. It's just hard not to look at!

Who's picture?

JT's testicle one.

 

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alex cassun wrote:
Jill's Tit wrote:

P.S. Ivy, is that your natural hair color? If yes, do you wanna be my girlfriend?

Check plz:

[  ] Yes.

[  ] No.

Translated.

Well in that case...

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Wow, I totally fucked up that joke.

 

Jill's Tit wrote:

 

P.S. Ivy, is that are those your natural hair color tits? If yes, do you wanna be my girlfriend?

Check plz: 

[ ] Yes.

[ ] No.

 

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scerpica wrote:
wickerkat wrote:

um...if you're for SURE not going to the wedding...can we have boobies please? ha - please, you'd post something so artfully shot that it wouldn't cause a ripple

shower shot. the blur is actually steam on the lens.

 

Barbara's such a freakin bad ass. What a great shot.

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barbara rocks it!

this is the roman nude-

 

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