Dress Down Thread! NSFW

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Mon, 08/04/2008 - 19:25

#301

alex cassun

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Your boobs. Show them to us.

Mon, 08/04/2008 - 19:26

#302

Nightrious

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Yes, to us with the showing of the boobs.

Mon, 08/04/2008 - 20:58

#303

UbikRex

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I think you guys should dress up again. This is awful to the eyes. Much more attractive with your layers of clothing covering your....ugly bits. Well they're not ugly...you guys just are.

Tue, 08/05/2008 - 07:38

#304

morey

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alex cassun wrote:

Your boobs. Show them to us.

yeah, the boobs, they should be shown.

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Tue, 08/05/2008 - 16:24

#305

Caligula7

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Me when I still had hair... (sigh.)

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Tue, 08/05/2008 - 17:47

#306

Ironman

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Too... much.... Men.....

I hate this thread!

Not you Morey, your still cool.

Wed, 08/06/2008 - 00:29

#307

Caligula7

Howard's boy. You know, ol' Wallace's gran'son.

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Ironman wrote:

Too... much.... Men.....

I hate this thread!

Not you Morey, your still cool.

So the sight of me wrapped in a towel, having sexy time with my camera was the straw that broke the thread's back? As if I didn't have enough self-esteem issues already!

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Wed, 08/06/2008 - 18:56

#308

Ritt

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What's this doing on the second page??

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Wed, 08/06/2008 - 19:39

#309

xec8

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Testes!

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Wed, 08/06/2008 - 19:56

#310

Ritt

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Put this back on the second page.

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Wed, 08/06/2008 - 20:23

#311

alx

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Ahahah, saved to the hard drive! Become a famous writer NOW!

Thu, 08/07/2008 - 02:19

#312

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xec8 wrote:

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Testes!

The truly amazing thing about this photo is...those testes aren't his!

Thu, 08/07/2008 - 06:01

#313

stonecoyote

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Bollock nicker ?

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Thu, 08/07/2008 - 10:00

#314

franc tireur

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xec8 wrote:

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Testes!

Phil's portuguese side.

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Thu, 08/07/2008 - 10:21

#315

morey

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i choose not to look at this.

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Thu, 08/07/2008 - 13:11

#316

bearchaser

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alx wrote:

Ahahah, saved to the hard drive! Become a famous writer NOW!

Its going to be the author photo on his first book.

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Fri, 08/08/2008 - 22:39

#317

bearchaser

naked for your pleasure

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 14:21

#318

LeHaHi

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oh my gosh. this is just too much! I go away for a while, and uhg. crimany.

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 15:49

#319

franc tireur

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Yeah, I guess you don't find that in your Tintin forum.

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 15:58

#320

Ivykins

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nathaniel parker wrote:

Ivykins wrote:

I like this thread.

[IMG]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t118/Poisin_Ivy913/Untitled-4444.jpg[/IMG]

you oughta get all the props and whatnot to redo this:

in fact, that's a good idea for the next photo thread is cultists recreating famous paintings.

This is the closest I've got...

[IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h108/ivykins/dhdtudgjdgj222.jpg[/IMG]

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 16:03

#321

ejrathke

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good enough!

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 21:17

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Ivykins wrote:

This is the closest I've got...

[IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h108/ivykins/dhdtudgjdgj222.jpg[/IMG]

I'm totally in love with you.

Sat, 08/09/2008 - 21:42

#323

alex cassun

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Ivykins wrote:

nathaniel parker wrote:

Ivykins wrote:

I like this thread.

[IMG]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t118/Poisin_Ivy913/Untitled-4444.jpg[/IMG]

you oughta get all the props and whatnot to redo this:

in fact, that's a good idea for the next photo thread is cultists recreating famous paintings.

This is the closest I've got...

[IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h108/ivykins/dhdtudgjdgj222.jpg[/IMG]

Close enough.

Sat, 08/09/2008 - 22:14

#324

Mricpx

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Ivykins wrote:

This is the closest I've got...

[IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h108/ivykins/dhdtudgjdgj222.jpg[/IMG]

The rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves compared to her.

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 22:20

#325

Nightrious

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Mricpx wrote:

The rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves compared to her.

Why?

Sat, 08/09/2008 - 22:26

#326

alex cassun

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"Ashamed" and "compare" aren't the right words.

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 05:36

#327

scerpica

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nice pic but i guess it´s much easier to undress in front of a bunch of strangers than actually people you know.

i mean some of you guys might be at my wedding and instead of noticing how lovely i look in my dress you´ll all just have that imagine in mind where i try to hide my naughty bits with coconuts or something.

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Sun, 08/10/2008 - 05:49

#328

alx

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What about those that don't go to the wedding, do they naked pics?

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 05:54

#329

scerpica

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in fact when at some point i was about to post my boobs and then i saw you were online and i was like hell, NO!

sorry, but in my mind you´re still something around 16. it just not feels right.

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Sun, 08/10/2008 - 06:15

#330

Barca Boy

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Ivykins wrote:

nathaniel parker wrote:

Ivykins wrote:

I like this thread.

[IMG]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t118/Poisin_Ivy913/Untitled-4444.jpg[/IMG]

you oughta get all the props and whatnot to redo this:

in fact, that's a good idea for the next photo thread is cultists recreating famous paintings.

This is the closest I've got...

[IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h108/ivykins/dhdtudgjdgj222.jpg[/IMG]

One question, does the carpet in the hall match the curtains in the bedroom?

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 06:18

#331

alx

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scerpica wrote:

in fact when at some point i was about to post my boobs and then i saw you were online and i was like hell, NO!

sorry, but in my mind you´re still something around 16. it just not feels right.

When everyone else reads this I'm gonna get shit.

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 06:20

#332

alx

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Barca Boy wrote:

One question, does the carpet in the hall match the curtains in the bedroom?

You can pretty much see for yourself. Also, curtains = hair up there. Carpet = hair down there. Honkey!

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 10:23

#333

moe.ron

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scerpica wrote:

nice pic but i guess it´s much easier to undress in front of a bunch of strangers than actually people you know.

i mean some of you guys might be at my wedding and instead of noticing how lovely i look in my dress you´ll all just have that imagine in mind where i try to hide my naughty bits with coconuts or something.

instead, we'll be imagining frenchy's naughty bits hidden behind a football magazine Wink

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 11:29

#334

scerpica

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see, that doesn´t bother me at all, miss moe.

Wink

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Sun, 08/10/2008 - 11:45

#335

Jill's Tit

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Pica, don't fret. I'll be at the wedding and if you wants, I'LL be naked, so that no one else will be ruining one of the most important days of your life with their thoughts.

P.S. Ivy, is that your natural hair color? If yes, do you wanna be my girlfriend?

Check plz:

[ ] Yes.

[ ] No.

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 11:56

#336

scerpica

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i´m just writing down a defenitely-maybe guest list and i added:

viddles plus hairy balls.

more seriously, i´m scared.

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Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:41

#337

Jill's Tit

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Scared? Don't, it'll be interesting.

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:47

#338

scerpica

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i expect at least some kind of performance. you can´t just show up wearing only a bow tie and think you can just hang out like everyone else.

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Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:48

#339

mirka

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Oh. my. god.

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Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:49

#340

scerpica

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you´ve been warned!

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Mon, 08/11/2008 - 01:24

#341

Jill's Tit

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HA. SEVEN people this thread has brought back from the dea- um, real life!

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 13:03

#342

scerpica

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man, you know this thread will never die.

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Sun, 08/10/2008 - 13:09

#343

alex cassun

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This isn't a spectator sport--post pics or git!

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 13:23

#344

Jill's Tit

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I just like how my solar crotch appears at the beginning of every new page.

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 13:42

#345

mirka

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Jill you are very imaginative. Solar crotch sets the standard. This thread ALMOST tops your I am realz (sp?) thread.

Cassun, maybe I missed something, but did you post your ass and I somehow missed it?

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Sun, 08/10/2008 - 13:58

#346

alex cassun

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Not ass. I put up my Red Hot Chili Peppers-esque sock-on-cock photo.

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 14:02

#347

mirka

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alex cassun wrote:

Not ass. I put up my Red Hot Chili Peppers-esque sock-on-cock photo.

Sorry, it was all a blur after a while.

I'll play. Fuzzy boobs.

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Sun, 08/10/2008 - 14:07

#348

Melody

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mirka!!!

see what happens when you go away? We all get bored and entertain each other by taking off our clothes.

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Sun, 08/10/2008 - 14:08

#349

alex cassun

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mirka wrote:

alex cassun wrote:

Not ass. I put up my Red Hot Chili Peppers-esque sock-on-cock photo.

Sorry, it was all a blur after a while.

I'll play. Fuzzy boobs.

Fuzzy boobs are (almost) always welcome.

Sun, 08/10/2008 - 14:09

#350

mirka

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I should have said feathered boobs. Fuzzy can be misconstrued,

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