Dress Down Thread! NSFW

I was attempting a haha but it fell short.

ok fine, cassun this is for you.

If you think sexy pictures of yourself in sheer, clingy clothing making comehither faces is enough to make the pain of your betral go away, you're sadly mistaken. Although, to be honest, it's a pretty good place to start.

Fuck you, motherfucker . 

Fair enough. I accept your apology, as it is.

Fucking whew.,  Let us speak of it no more.

Here, I brought you this. Friends?

Who . me? i require something a little....stiffer than what...pilsner? lager? FEH! no. i want white russians.

I've no problem giving you a stiff one.

extra kaluha pls. k thx.

Right-o. Be back shortly then yipyip.

It went from covered genitalia to side boobs to penis then no penis then pubes and buttcracks and now sorta naked but mostly cleavage so I feel confident the trend is going back to semiclothed so I put on a shirt sorta but I'm not wearing pants... and a kitchen apron should work too especially with the drapes... then a blue tie and a green tie... then a Nilla wafer mugshot... then a red tie... then a black t-shirt... still no pants in any of these... then another black t-shirt... then a white t-shirt... then the gerbil showed up... then the pink tie with the hearts on all fours... then my green t-shirt, still no pants... then my lucky tie... then a spanish mask... the the pinata got frisky... then I turned on the red light... then put on some fingerless gloves and another tie and made a cuckoo clock face... then laid back... licked myself... put my glasses on... I need some sleep... sometimes I think I'm bipolar... or at the very least on the verge of another nervous breakdown... but in the best possible way, of course... so let me know when there is a naked woman and I'll do the penis thing, otherwise it feels pretty gay whipping out schlong pics for spike and the rest of the sausages... anyway, The Cult is still awesome, and Lofi is as beautiful as ever... I've seen her nakey pics and I don't know why she would hide them now, she has nothing to be ashamed of, for sure... as for the rest of the women, well, they sure do love to taunt the guys and the guys sem to taunt the girls and so far spike is the only one brave enough/stupid enough to actually do anything about it, and he is of course awesome for following the trend of middle american MTV-viewers raised on Jackass reruns... kudos, man!

This thread has a pretty shitty cock to boob ratio. Especially considering there are two boobs in the world to every one cock. I currently see the cock to boob ratio as 1:0. Covering boobs up with letters isn't funny, either show us your tits or stop teasing us. I realise this is wholly arduous coming from one with a history of photogenic properties such as I have. Also, there have been a sincere lack of leg pictures since I asked for them, except from Sam. I think this thread is dying, and yes, it had a thunderdome feel for a while, but thunderdome is dead. I see Spike as the winner, so far. None of you can match his bravery.

Also, why is Brock still here?

Lofi, you are magnificent.

Also why didn't I get a special picture K?

I knew I liked you.

Also, to Brock 2.0: No one's fucking reading that.

you got to give some to get some.

that last one was a little too huge...

If thats moonie I am going to be really pissed off!

It's not me, but that's all I'll say.  You people have to get better at guessing.  I think some people already have it figure out.  It's up to her if she wants to reveal her identity.

I was hoping it was you.

You have my favorite pic in all this thread, just wanted to let you know.

(maybe that red head equaled you. I'll have to meditate on it)

The clue is in the trousers/ jim jams,don't anyone recognise them. As Synni pointed out its up to the lady if she wish's to be known and being from blitey I am of course a gent.

It has to said tho that it is a crime to cover such a nice sample of womanhood up with the word boobies, against the gods I say.

That is not me, Ironman!! Sheesh...settle down, babe!!

This is me:

To steal from Moonie herself:  OH MY!

I LOVE NOODY THREAD.

It might even trump Fashion Parade.

...well if it doesn't trump it, it certainly tramps it.

OOH!

Hot damn, this thread went to hell overnight.

Why is everyone bitching instead of being naked? Why is Landers polluting my thread with his egotistical nonsense? Didn't I kick his silly ass out of my threads a long time ago?

I wish I had mod powers to lock this thread, I swear. This is what I have to say to you people for ruining a good idea:

How do you like DEM apples?!

omg...the Cult just got Tea-Bagged

*runs to grab steak knife and gouge out eyes*

I didn't know you were Armenian.

I, also, hate that show Heroes.

I should've taken my own advice and shaved.

Maybe later. ENJOY MY BALLS, ASSHOLES.

BAWLS!

I took your advice and shaved, but no way am I going to dryhump my laptop for your enjoyment.

Levi is going to have a stroke and keel over his computer when he sees all this madness. His blood will be on you people's hands!

his mind used to be so pure before we corrupted it.

Toooooooooooooooooooooo muuuuuuuch sasssssaaaage!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

Aha! I knew that I knew you from somewhere, there.

How's the freeway rest stop treatin ya these days?

What the fuck, Photobucket pulled my photo?!?!

How do you post a dirty picture then?!

attach them to your post, then add the url as an image.

also, to everyone,  QUIT QUOTING !!

Moonie: Use Flickr.

this all went from ART to garbage in less than a page.

I blame myself for posting that one picture. sorry folks.

Also,

This thread got hella dirty hella fast!! I am uncomfortable...

I used Xanga.

I'm okay with it.

For the boobs, here's a hint: look at the computer screen.

...or that one.