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alx
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Freud was coked up and he got no pussy, he was jerking off looking at lampshades and shit, knew the only tit he'd ever sucked on was his mother's. Boy had problems. Not to mention he was WRONG about everything he suggested.

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Here's the best nippage EVER!! You have to wait a few moments to get to it though, patience!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah70Y-6LJ40

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alx wrote:
Freud was coked up and he got no pussy, he was jerking off looking at lampshades and shit, knew the only tit he'd ever sucked on was his mother's. Boy had problems. Not to mention he was WRONG about everything he suggested.

he'd say "shut up and let the chicks keep posting semi-nudes, Alx."

My only point is, for example, Lindsay Lohan. She goes in public with huge amounts of cleavage, side-boob, etc. Yet if you google her name with nip-slip, look how excited some people get about even seeing just a sliver of nipple. It's odd, that's all. What is that zone of the boob so taboo on women, and not on men?

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HardCandy wrote:
Here's the best nippage EVER!! You have to wait a few moments to get to it though, patience!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah70Y-6LJ40

Ok, you have been here long enough. it's time you learned how to link videos properly. I'd show you, but I don't wanna step on Nate's toes.
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Wait, there's organized sorority pillow fights now?

Yes. Typically every first and third Saturday depending upon what sorority we're talking about. The schedule is as follows:

8PM: Change into jammies
815PM: Toe nail polishing commences
9PM: Boob comparing
930PM: Random conversations about why guy's asses are so hairy
10PM: Prepare for pillow fight
1015PM: Pillow fight begins
1030PM: Dildos come out for the sword fighting
11PM: Crank calling
12PM: Bedtime

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Smartazboy wrote:
HardCandy wrote:
Here's the best nippage EVER!! You have to wait a few moments to get to it though, patience!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah70Y-6LJ40

Ok, you have been here long enough. it's time you learned how to link videos properly. I'd show you, but I don't wanna step on Nate's toes.

you just insert Tab A (youtube http address) into Slot B (the insert video link here button)
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nathaniel parker wrote:
Smartazboy wrote:
HardCandy wrote:
Here's the best nippage EVER!! You have to wait a few moments to get to it though, patience!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah70Y-6LJ40

Ok, you have been here long enough. it's time you learned how to link videos properly. I;d show you, but I don;t wanna step on Nate's toes.

you just insert Tab A (youtube http address) into Slot B (the insert video link here button)

Figured that out, except everytime I do that, it kicks me off the site...deal with it gents, it's only a couple of mouse clicks, yeah?

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Well, there you go, cult...wait, was I supposed to have a box of merlot and a stuffed animal???!!!

Did you get that from Jennifer Convertibles?

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I actuall got it from someone's curb...seriously.

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It goes swimmingly with your heiney.

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If only they weren't so cumbersome...I think everyone should wear them if they know they'll be visiting large rooms with equally large doorways...

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WHERE ARE THE BOOBIES??

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Where's YOURS?!

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Ritt wrote:
Where's YOURS?!

Quoted for truth. Come on with it Alexa.

edit: oh and if you post that picture of the chick with boobs about quadruple the size of basketballs again, something bad will happen. Like Paul Newman will die.

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Seriously. What a prude. I've jeopardized my entire future political career for this thread, and you can't be bothered to post anything?

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you want a career in politics? Hmm. I could see that.

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I don't think I want to make an entire career out of politics, but I would like to do it for a few years or so.

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...actually, I don't know what I'm talking about. I haven't yet decided if I want to work in politics or be an actual politician. I'd run for local office now, but that would mean ending my partying ways, which I'm not ready to do yet.

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Fuck that. You could be like the councilman on Weeds!

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if i had the time and money i'd just go all-out on my own little fake election. Like Vote For Nathaniel Parker For County Kick Ass or something. make up little buttons and put signs in peoples yards. then stand outside in the cold and the rain on election day handing out little pencils with my campaign slogan on them.

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I still think stephen colbert should run for prez. I have quite the little crushlett on him...

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He did, remember? They kicked him out.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
if i had the time and money i'd just go all-out on my own little fake election. Like Vote For Nathaniel Parker For County Kick Ass or something. make up little buttons and put signs in peoples yards. then stand outside in the cold and the rain on election day handing out little pencils with my campaign slogan on them.

That is how they campaign for office in Brazil too, only they hire midgets and homeless glue-sniffing orphans to hand out the pencils.
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He did, remember? They kicked him out.

rephrase...be president, I don't know...I'm still in bed...desperately need coffee. I also really want a cheeseburger, which I thought was weird, except I just realized it's 1230...

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he was trying to run in the democratic primary for south carolina back in like feb. and the democrats wouldn't let him on the ballot. buncha fascists.

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Fucking fourteen more posts and no more nudity. Fuck all youse.

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Alecia wrote:
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Warning: NSFAnything.

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Alecia wrote:
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HotcheeMotchee!

Also. Good job on fucking that girl, Cassun.

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monkeywright wrote:
Alecia wrote:
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HotcheeMotchee!

Also. Good job on fucking that girl, Cassun.

Thanks man. Sometimes, I'm glad I've got the video, just to remind myself I accomplished something, once.

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The black border gives it that feeling of a motivational poster, which I would make, but you know...

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Go for it. Something like: "Cameras: When Memories Just Won't Do" or thereabouts might be silly.

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My original post was going to finish "but you know...it has your dick in it."

Which I would have meant in the sense that I didn't want to photoshop dickpix. But it would have read like I was saying your dick isn't motivational.

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my dick is motivational! in fact, it's worshipped in some sub-saharan African nations.

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Alecia wrote:
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Best legs so far.
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They make a lovely wallpaper.

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RandomStranger wrote:
my dick is motivational! in fact, it's worshipped in some sub-saharan African nations.

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Hey, who wants to see my dick?

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Six On The Dot wrote:

Awesome. But uh, now I feel like I'm part of an elite club, and I hate being an elitist, so let's get some more cultists fucking photos going, huh?
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I'm not fucking a photo for anybody. Papercut risk is too high.

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LMAO!

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I hope other forums don't catch wind of this thread, else I'll never be allowed to become part of another one again for starting this thing. I mean, really now. I don't know if I should pat myself on the back or cower in shame. Or something.

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BUMP 4 THA WEEKEND

post, you filthy little whores!

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AT LEAST GET THIS BITCH TO 666

can't we all work together toward a common goal?

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Hmmm, I am of legal age now.

666 is only a couple posts away. We need a better goal of like 1000.

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you look so mad about it!

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Oh wow.

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Edit: Meh.