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nathaniel parker wrote:

I think Shana is the one that got screwed on all this. She ran out in front trying to get the thread going and then looked back to see no one else following her. poor kid.

maybe she was secretly waiting for a perfect opportunity to show her stuff. it's a cute photo, and i like the wings.

i agree though, there's too much man in this thread.

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Give em a chance now. I have faith in the CultChicks. Let it start getting dark outside and the moon start pulling gravity on their cycles an whatnot and something will occur. I just know it!

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 FUCK YOU.

I SHOWED BOOBS.

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i didnt see them so it doesn't count. im like the cult booby referee.

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I don't want to quote it, but Justin's pic makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time. 

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brought me back from the dead - and nothing but schlongs, dammit

where's des? where's the ladies that are always talking the talk? come on, at least a bikini or something, some coconuts, couple of dinner plates

<sigh>

back to writing

'....and then she slowly reached both arms behind her back and unhinged the clasp, and the black lace fell to the floor in a whisper..."

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wickerkat wrote:

brought me back from the dead - and nothing but schlongs, dammit

where's des? where's the ladies that are always talking the talk? come on, at least a bikini or something, some coconuts, couple of dinner plates

<sigh>

back to writing

'....and then she slowly reached both arms behind her back and unhinged the clasp, and the black lace fell to the floor in a whisper..."

i second the notion of des showing her tits.

 

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Here. This one's all arty. Like Shana's. And Shana is the moral compass of the Cult.

 

 

 

 

 

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are you sure thats not a still from Sin City when she walks in out of the bathroom? in any event, very nice.

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Notice how it's all men posting their pictures.

Better luck next time JT

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I do feel a little foolish now.  I thank Bess for trying to help me out though. 

I was willing to post more than one photo but I don't want to be the only girl posting in here.

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Well thanks to essga, you're not, so feel free to post away.

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I'm probably going to regret this.

 

 

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¡Qué fiasco!

Se supone que te desnudés para este thread.

Los pibes se van a querer matar.

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Writemetolife: That picture needs to be in the Cult Fist Pump thread; this thread is for less modesty. So get to it!

 

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Te lo dije...

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writemetolife wrote:

I'm probably going to regret this.

 

 

It can't be regretted and taken down if it's quoted.

 

p.s. nice cleavage

 

edit: wow, your eyes are sooo green

<jealous

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This thread should be renamed to "Cult Sausage Party"

 

But to the ladies that are trying, God Bless You, and God Bless America!

 

(more please!)

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Er...I guess I'll just post this since some people have seen it already...

 

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nathaniel parker wrote:

are you sure thats not a still from Sin City when she walks in out of the bathroom? in any event, very nice.

Thas mah baffroom.

But, thanks.

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 [IMG]http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll229/StarRiotx/ohboobs.jpg[/IMG]

 

oh one boob looks smaller cuz my arm is lifted. haha

 

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Hawt, great picture erin.

 

Come on people, we need more.

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I DID THIS ALREADY.

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lofivinyl wrote:

I DID THIS ALREADY.

obey zee title!

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Jill's Tit wrote:

For once, Ironmans is right. SHOW YER TITZ.

 

 

NAY, NAY 3 Times NAY!

 

Did you see the time Synnove put on her pjotoshop!?

 

They are expesing their soul by exposing their skin!

 

Its ART!

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I've never seen this much excitement in the forum for a while. Boobie power!!

 

 

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StarRiotx wrote:

 [IMG]http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll229/StarRiotx/ohboobs.jpg[/IMG]

 

oh one boob looks smaller cuz my arm is lifted. haha

 

Erin go bra !

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Tom, you're a stud. Best underwear ever.

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wheres your picture, Sammy J?

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morning_alcoholic wrote:

wheres your picture, Sammy J?

With yours, love.

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don't tempt me. you know the consequences.

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Do it.

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we kissed today.

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morning_alcoholic wrote:

we kissed today.

You tricked me into kissing you. Sneaky tactics.

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elegantly_bitter wrote:

Tom, you're a stud. Best underwear ever.

 

Haha thanks! I'm glad you think so, cause they're my favorites Smile

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Nightrous, you've turned into a Goya painting.

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Nightrious wrote:

 

 

 

I can't stop laughing at that gay fucking pose! HAHA!

 

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What he really means.

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I can't stop touching myself at that gay fucking pose! HAHA!

 

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Melons!

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Uh-oh. Now it's Frank's turn to start touching himself...

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Alex wins.

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I wanted to take a picture of me, naked holding a big watermelon in front of me. And then the next picture have my hands behind my head and have it rigged somehow to look like just my ding dong was holding the watermelon up through a sex-hole in it.

But i have no watermelon.

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I think this thread was really just an elaborate trick to get Alex topless, and it succeeded. Good work guys! ^5's all around.

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I think what I like best about this thread is the vague Thunderdome-y feeling it radiates...

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It's definitely not the same thing. but an incredible simulation.

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Jill's Tit wrote:

Uh-oh. Now it's Frank's turn to start touching himself...

Haha. If you think this picture is good you should see the ones she took without the melons. Wink

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Here is the best I got

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I need a tan, but at least the littleone os having fun!