Dreamt I Had Sex With A Dionsaur...

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Ritt
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...and don't know what to...I can't believe it. I was exiting a Dunkin' Donuts and was walking through a semi-crowded lot on a damp, foggy evening where it's almost night time but not quite dark yet but not really day light anymore either, and half of it, like, the background, was canyon-ish with cliff faces and stuff. I want to say it was a T-Rex but it wasn't HUGE like the pictures and movies make them out to be...It was about twelve or thirteen feet tall but it came out of nowhere and suddenly there were no people at all and it chased me into the canyan background and pinned me in a fashion that threatened he was about to eat me. I got turned on and went down on it and then it banged me and it all happened really, really fast and it was all fuzzy dream-like so it didn't feel like banging banging but I could feel all the detailed scaly stuff and it's claws digging into me for leverage and all that. It made growly, dragon grunt noises and I felt heat come out it's face. But then it stopped and I was back in the lot while it was pitch dark out now and I was staring into a grocery store that was about to close, afraid to go in. I eventually mustered up the courage and this girl who was working late got upset at me for not working her shift for her, but felt better all of a sudden when she put a grey hat on me and said it was really cute. I bought that hat and left in a car with someone who I have know idea was but knew him in the dream. But fuck, that bit was intense and just really needed to tell someone, bad.

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Dionsaurs (thx google image search):

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Jeezuhs! And I thought the reoccurring dreams I've had about Zombie's chasing me were scary....

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Congratulations, you're a closet scalie.

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I had a nightmare that I had sex with a Celine Dion-Saur.

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chubby chops wrote:
Congratulations, you're a closet scalie.

So are there people turned on by anthropomorphic bugs?

Also since the answer to that is yes, what about plants, fungi, and sea life?

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chubby chops
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Spike wrote:
chubby chops wrote:
Congratulations, you're a closet scalie.

So are there people turned on by anthropomorphic bugs?

Also since the answer to that is yes, what about plants, fungi, and sea life?

I know there's some weird thing a few people have about eggplants.

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Are you afraid of vampires too? Vampires riding dinosaurs while having sex would be wicked scary.

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