Dreams involving cult members

Haha, it's believable!

I hate clowns.

Says Houston's dream creeper.

I don't believe for one second Tuff has nothing that could be made into a clown costume in his closet.

I got rid of probably 90% of the costumery when I moved. I simply no longer have the room.

Now, if S had asked for pirate gear, I could have helped him.

ha

yeah, but if you got creative you could make pirate gear up to be clownish.

This probably belongs in a regular dream thread, but anyhow.
After eating really good BBQ and watching Beasts of the Southern Wild, I had the most intense dream about gators and snakes that kept looping around 9 times, at the end.
I can have long epic dreams.
Yesterday I dreamed of some sort of zombie cult on a college campus. Probably because of my daughter's scholarship interview. It was pretty detailed. F'n Walking Dead.
And now I just woke up from a dream about space and being a survivor of some disease on a spaceship. When we got back to earth, the other survivor chased me relentlessly after I recognized him. He set a plague of gators and snakes in my yard and house. It was pretty graphic. A gator ate my baby. I woke up uber nauseous. Thank goodness for Tums.
I don't care that it was the best BBQ I ever ate. Will never eat it again.

Lies. No one quits barbecue.

I had dreams of gators recently but it was before i saw Beasts of the Southern Wild.

I had a dream that I jumped from the top of a mountain, and on my way down, one of you, I can't really say who because I can't remember, was floating next to me and asked me why I had jumped. I said "It's the fastest way to get where I'm going." The next thing I remember is sitting at the edge of a dock by a lake, smoking a cigarette. I woke up feeling euphoric.

I can't remember smoking in a dream before.

I had a dream and six was in it. First I was driving to work, but I had to pull over for an ambulance, when I did I bumped into a parked car. A man got out and showed me a badge, he was a Police detective or something, but it was Jeremy Kyle. I was so flustered that I couldn't write down my insurance details for him. Then I was at work I think and six was there looking after the babies.

I like all of this. Except I don't know who Jeremy Kyle is.

He's kind of like birtish Jerry Springer.

Ok I'm for that, too.

I was in bed and Six was there and she gets up and says something about she can't sleep with her night makeup on and she was wearing this blank white glowing mask and she said in a little kid voice "Boo" and walked out of the room.

That's all plausible.

Last night I had a sort of long epic dream that involved all sorts of things that had nothing to do with the cult, but somewhere in the middle of the dream I checked the cult and learned that two members had passed on, one just a generic made up not actual existing member, the other Isaac.

I was very upset for the rest of my dream.

Noooooo!!! Black Sugar Tank Top FOREVER!!

Not that Isaac.

Liberum.

We are sort of pretty good friends. That don't talk often. But we like each other a lot.

Oh. THAT Isaac.
I think of him as the Abbott and Jessica as Costello. Abbot is the "straight" guy in the comedy team. All perfect reactions to Jessica's quips. He is funny.

^I should have posted that, in the "this is how I see you" thread. hahhaha

I too enjoy the Jess and Lib banter.

Well go post it.

great. Now my computer decides to be slow. Will post it later. Stupid borrowed wi-fi.

I joke! Sort of.

The only reason I agreed to the cyber marriage was to push those two closer.

Well, and that. Didn't want to be the first to say it.
Would be perfect, though.

I don't think they would last in a room together.They would flirt, go back and forth about topics then Jes would get bored and Lib would end up having an existential crisis. I've gone over this scenario many times before. The Cult school dance specifically.

hahhahahahhahahaha

I think that is exactly what would happen. hence why I agreed to be a mediator.

haha! That's so true, Jaz. But if it worked out, they would be so perfectly adorable. Another cult love-in success story. Who needs e-harmony, when you can cult a romance?

Nah.

But thanks for being upset over my death, Amber. It speaks worlds. I know we don't talk much these days, but my science-y self hasn't made an appearance in awhile.

Just don't die on me and we'll be fine hon, talking much or not.

seriously. It was a rotten fucking dream from that point on.

Also I've no idea where you guys are getting this romance bit. I mean, I think Mcripx and jes have better banter, Fano's the rockstar from whom she wants babies, and McKay's gonna propose pretty soon. I mean, I already did, but the "yes" is yet to be heard.

As for me, I met a very, very lovely lady from Monterrey last night at the Molotov/Cafe Tacuba concert. Couldn't do anything but make her laugh, cuz our mutual friend was the only other person there, and I've known her long enough to consider her my older sister. That'd be weird. But we did make plans.

pepper wrote:

Just don't die on me and we'll be fine hon, talking much or not.

seriously. It was a rotten fucking dream from that point on.

Oh gawd. I was gonna put something like, "I'm not going anywhere," but then the first thing that came to mind was the 5 second Lion King video.

oh man. That was cruel. Why would you post something like that? WHY??

To get rid of the jinx it might've had.

That was hilarious.

It's like... Issack is a panda. I am another panda. You guys are the zookeepers who keep playing panda-porn in our cage.

I don't blame you though. Panda-babies are the cutest.

Speaking of cult-panda-babies...

I think I've only ever had one dream to put here. But I did have another two nights ago and it was weird.

So Big S posts in shoutbox that he's having a baby. With Skydoll! It's a girl. Yay! Everyone is really happy for them and then I wake up.

Damn right our babies would be cute. I'd obviously give them the whiter patterns, while you give them all black asses.

Dat congenital birthmark.

I dreamed I was at a party with Amber and we had balloons and beer.

I had a dream that Jax from Sons of Anarchy was at bloke's work, and bloke was trying to sell him a car. I was watching and the whole time I'm thinking "But a Nissan isn't badass enough for Jax!" Then Isaac comes along and tells Jax that he's not really a bad guy, he's just a social construct. I'm still watching and I want to tell Isaac to shut up because Jax is hot.

I'm glad someone remembers what I look like. Or maybe not. In my one Cult dream, I had no idea what most of you looked like and you were still walking around.

I don't even remember what you look like, sorry! But I knew in my dream that it was you.

I knew it!

Assuming the picture I'm thinking about was you, I know what you look like. Or at least, I know what your nipples look like. I could pick them out of a line up if they still have that Batman logo shaved chest hair around them.

Dude, are you FB friends with any of us? Cause that would fix that.

That goes for Jessica too.

Jessica doesn't have a Facebook account, she's the mysterious dragon of the Cult.

I can't handle facebook. I really don't need another addicting website.

I see having one like having a cell phone. Just another means of getting in contact with someone.