Dreams involving cult members
Thanks Jaz and pepper.
You are in the right, you are a cultie and the dream involved you grocery shopping.
If I had my druthers, I'd give you a vacation, pepper.
I had a Cultie dream, too. Sorry, Amy, for what I'm about to write. Sheldon had died in my dream, and you wrote this little paragraph about him in a black frame.
If it helps, last week I dreamed my barely 40-year-old aunt had died and she's ok, minus the fact that she has an autistic son. Sheldon is safe.
You're a horrible horrible person.
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Me?
Oh, and the second part of the dream, is I had to decipher which witch was shooting blow darts at people's neck. It was a coven of Lumbee (local native American tribe) witches, that lived a few blocks away. I figured out the culprit because, she made the mistake of shooting a non poison dart. I lived and then made her disintegrate, or something.
Guess this dream symbolized something about a career? Not really sure. But hey, I was the victor.
Maybe about finding the root of your problems and taking control of them.
IRINA!! I'm not going to tell Sheldon that aunty Irina dreams of his death!
I'm sorry! He looks like my black and white cat and I like mine. Besides, Sheldon has the cutest spotted nose.
Hah! Thanks for deciphering the blow dart dream

It was weirding me out, because it felt kind of real. So much harder to interpret it when weireded out.
Yup.
A slew of you came right to my house, without warning. It was summer time. You were all a nuisance, playing with my stuff in the yard, and then Jaz and the other Mexican looking girl, Labelleza, started playing with my nunchucks and ran around to the front yard where a cop saw them and the chucks got confiscated. I was like, "YOU KNEW THOSE WERE IMPORTANT TO ME. I SAID IT IN A THREAD." Noah kept hitting my punching bag with a rake. The only ones who behaved themselves were the more adult adults, who complained that there weren't enough chairs.
I'm not sure if I qualify as an adult adult, but I would have just sat on the floor.
I bet I wasn't even there.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I like Donnie Darko, too.
Enough chairs is important.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Honestly after Amber said she would have sat on the ground I was thinking about how I would prefer a chair. My back hurts after sitting without support for even a short time. Does that make me one of the adult adults? Cause I'm not as old as you old folks.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I'd prefer a chair. But if there weren't one, I would simply sit on the floor rather than complain, is all. Or stand if the floor was gross.
I'd be too awkward to have the courage for complaints. Lest I was drinking, then I wouldn't care about chairs at all, be too busy making others awkward with my overt flirting and ranting.
I wouldn't complain, but I would ask if there were anymore chairs hiding away anywhere.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Definitely ask for a chair if you are over and I don't think to offer.
We keep most of the kitchen chairs in the kids rooms a lot of the time, as the kitchen is small.
I own one chair. Am I sitting in it? Hell yeah. It's like heaven in here.
Just flaunt it why don't you.
Well, there's no way in hell I was in that dream.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
There's no way I would let a cop confiscate your nunchucks. Jes on the other hand...
Also why would I play with your nunchucks? I'm not that stupid. Unless I was obliterated by some good whiskey, I might be stupid enough to do that.
Okay, I know emotions are running high right now but I think we should all be directing our anger toward that Nazi ass Canadian cop. Confiscating nunchucks? What are we, middle schoolers in a hallway?
I'll see that cop in dream court.
If we're in a dream I'd shoot the muthafucka. With the nunchuck!
Your Honor, I don't even know this woman.
I had a dream last night that I went to Canada for a conference and Dan was there and I told him that I didn't know he was in the broadcast industry and he said something like, "I'm not, you idiot", and I gave him a box with an engraving on it and he accepted it but didn't want anyone to know (sorry, Dan).
I also dreamed that the kids bathroom toilet, sink, and tub were clogged with sangria but I don't think that had anything to do with the Canada part.
I wasn't going to post this but whatever.
This again? Oy vey...
Si vis pacem, para bellum

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Yeah, I think Jes has a court of law fetish. This worries me.
Why won't you just wear the wig, Jaz??
I had the weirdest fucking dreams last night with you guys there, brought on I'm sure by this thread being bumped recently, and then I also took melatonin for the first time in a while and that always make's the dreams just flat out bizarre. Almost don't want to talk about it bizarre, if anyone else ever takes that stuff you know what I mean.
You were all there, doing weird shit, but all I remember specifically several of you were up on the side of a snow covered hill, Jaz and Tuff and Alecia, pouring red or green paint to write Christmas messages in the snow in giant letters, and sort of arguing over which color was better 
And I had lost my shoes and Imke showed up with a car full of junk, I kept asking everyone if they had shoes for me and then I asked Imke if she had "that nice pair of Norwegian boots she didn't like anymore but would fit me", she scowled at me, and I kept asking and then she crossed her arms and said they were in the trunk but when I looked all I found were my own tennis shoes and I was all "why'd you steal my shoes Imke?".
I had a dream that I was at a hair extension factory, I have no idea why. Amber worked there but she had purple, sorry Lilac, dreads, a big pile of them on her head. She was making purple hair extensions and she was explaining to me how they make the different shades of purple hair.
Someones been dreaming about me
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
50 SHADES OF PURPLE HAIR!
This was the colour I wanted my hair to be like once I moved to England and no one judged me anymore.

My hair is going to end up all purple by the end of the year...I know this. Also because I'm planning on going all blonde so yeah.
Nobody here ever dreams about me, but when it does happen, of course I'm mean. 
I swear I wouldn't steal your shoes!
I'm just not dreamy enough for this thread. I do no haunt anyone's dreams nor do I dream. The very few rare times I do dream its weird and I'm always with people who don't really exist except for in my head. I'm sure I could be the subject of some study.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
That's why I had that weird dream! Took my little brother's meltonin, because I was curious what it would do. That little health freak helped me have one of the best dreams ever. Gonna take another tonight. Will probably dream about Noah, because of that splendid post in DTT.
Melatonin is almost like acid for your dreams. The colors are always overly vivid an there is no logical course of events at all.
Normal dreams, even if whacky and weird, at least follow a general cause and effect line of rationale, melatonin dreams just are flat out schizophrenic with no order or connections to them at all.
I also think that, for myself at least, I have some level of lucidity and control in most regular dream states- if something I don't like is happening, or something I want to have happen isn't happening, I can will the scenery and story into changing even if I don't fully realise I am dreaming. With melatonin there is nothing that can be done, it is like you are an observer to your dream with no ability to change what happens or how it happens and no clue what will happen at all.
Imke! I am sorry my dream you was mean to me. I think I did something to upset dream you but dream you wouldn't say, and that is why dream you had my shoes. That was the vibe at least.
Taking some melatonin tonight. Going to start referring to it as "melo". And this will be the soundtrack to my dream. Starting at 6:18. Probably will see a few culties in my sleepys, too! 
http://www.npr.org/event/music/152285927/kishi-bashi-tiny-desk-concert
I had a dream that I told Kit that I had a fling with a drummer of an NZ band, then she told me that she has a full on relationship with a drummer from a really famous band. I was really impressed. She was wearing her sparkly boots and looking totally glam.
You even dream cute! 
Melatonin gives me nightmares and sleep paralysis. No thank you.
Bethany was in my dream last night. I miss Bethany.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I don't know who Bethany is.
mexicretin (something like that). she was really short and had a cool chest tattoo and made some awesome paper snow flake things.
and cakes, she did all sorts of colorful cakey stuff. always gave me the urge to bake.




That does sound like a nice theme for a dream- things getting better instead of more suffocating.
Last night I drempt I was grocery shopping, there were no culties so it is meaningless to put in this thread and nothing weird happened at all. It was just a regular old grocery shopping trip, which, nothing abnormal or different from reality happening at all made an actually really weird dream.