Do vegans swallow semen?

You're like some creepy woman-sniffing fiend, stalking dark alleys and then when you meet one straightening up and going, "Oh, hello madame. May I tickle your cervix?"

would they even be allowed to swallow their own?

most vegans' genitals shrivel up and fall off from malnutrition.

thus vegans are anorexic looking asexual ladyboys.

This question is far more probing than it initially seemed.

i had that one thread about whether they would eat the afterbirth or not, but i think this thread delves more deeply!

Scientologists do that when their kids are born.

so then, can vegans be scientologists?

I think the better question to examine is whether or not swallowing semen makes you a cannible?

Oh no! Annoying abortion debate in...3....2...

what about biting your toenails ?

Oh no! That's not what I meant to do at all! I just thought it was kind of funny that that's where my brain went first...

I think you have to eat human flesh to be a cannibal. This is more like...I don't know...licking the spoon after mixing cake batter?

(That right there is a potato that someone will knock out of the park)

i thought you said scientists, and i believed it!

A cake baked with human seeds?

I think then, that I should confess...I eat my cuticles. Not like make a lunch out of them, but I chew them, and I'm sure some of them get injested...I need help.

I eat scabs and dry skin.

Read "The End of Alice" by A. A. Homes

I mean from pigs and cattle aka as pork rines and beef jerky.

I think a person might taste good if you do it right. Like, get rid of the skin and hair and stuff, and just grill the muscles and tissue stuff. I bet the ligaments taste like chicken fat.

Well, you should still read the book, and Slim Jims, a quasi-beef jerky, are my favorite thing in the world.

It's all lips and assholes!

I've never told you the vegan jerky story, have I?

no. do tell.

So Eli's girlfriend, a vegan, was in a bike accident and got this big patch of road-rash on her thigh. So Eli starts picking at the big scab once the thing turns into a scab, and takes it to work in a ziploc bag. He calls it "vegan jerky," which is technically accurate since it's jerky made from vegans. Apparently he fed it to some people. I was offered some, but didn't partake.

The Vegan Jerk Store called...they're all out of YOU!

Okay, an actual answer:

First off, there isn't a single group of vegans who all believe the same things. That said, even the extreme vegans I know allow it. (Though I'm sure you can find a mixed up vegan who doesn't.) The question then is, why would vegans allow drinking of breast milk, and not cow milk. Different vegans will have different reasons, but there are two main groups of thought.

One is against using animals at all, because they don't believe animals should be treated as human property. They equate it to human slavery. These people are the "animal rights" people.

The other group believes it's okay to use animals, as long as the animals are treated humanely. These are the "animal welfare" people. The issue the members of this group have with dairy is summerized here,

http://www.farmsanctuary.org/issues/factoryfarming/dairy/

Ironman will probably make a horrible parody thread of this by changing one word in the title.

hahahahahah!!!!

Just like my second high school girlfriend!

WHOO!

Vegetarians and Vegans cum is actually supposed to be sweeter, or so I've heard. It's also supposed to have a slight nutty taste. Which is ironic if you are a boy. Hahaha.