disgusting and appealing

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I like cracking my knuckles a lot more than I like smoking a big fat stogie (unless, of course, that's code).[/QUOTE]
~I thought a stogie was a kind of sandwich. There's an episode of the Cosby Show where Bill Cosby makes a big deal about it.

Haha. You're thinking of a hoagie. A stogie is a cigar.

i should rename this thread:

Maddy Talks About Sperm on Her Boobs And Men Say She Is "Interesting"

Peeing in the ocean or in a lake and swimming away from the warmth.
Coughing up that wad of phlegm that's been troubling you, then spitting it in the sink.

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]Don't try to save yourself. Your cum tastes like shit too.[/QUOTE]
what makes you think i was trying to save myself?
you are assuming there six. we all taste funny...............

Car/Train wrecks
That transparent yellowish crap on the edge of spam
Morbidly obese people
Morbidly obese naked people
Unexplained smells on your fingers ("monkey finger")
Vomit (in a "when did I eat [I]that[/I]" kind of way)

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Haha. You're thinking of a hoagie. A stogie is a cigar.[/QUOTE]
That's really disappointing.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]wrong hole! wrong hole ![/QUOTE]
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! good one.

[QUOTE=Earthbound]Car/Train wrecks
That transparent yellowish crap on the edge of spam
Morbidly obese people
Morbidly obese naked people
Unexplained smells on your fingers ("monkey finger")
Vomit (in a "when did I eat [I]that[/I]" kind of way)[/QUOTE]
how are morbidly obese people appealing? trampoline potential?

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]
Coughing up that wad of phlegm that's been troubling you, then spitting it in the sink.[/QUOTE]

Yes!!! I don't even smoke and it's a pain in the ass! But man when you finally get it you want to do a victory lap wherever you are.

I'd have to say shitting or pissing your pants...it's disgusting but it warms you up on cold nights

[QUOTE=ivan]how are morbidly obese people appealing? trampoline potential?[/QUOTE]

I was thinking jiggle potential. But a trampoline could really spice things up.

taking a shit.
as in doing it, and turning around and looking at it. why do we do that? it's shit. just wipe and flush damnit!

[QUOTE=Vendetta]That's really disappointing.[/QUOTE]

Sorry dearest, but sometimes the truth does taste like a mouthful of worms.

[QUOTE=Undertow]Yes!!! I don't even smoke and it's a pain in the ass! But man when you finally get it you want to do a victory lap wherever you are.[/QUOTE]

Yep...nothin' like hacking up a good phlegm ball.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Sorry dearest, but sometimes the truth does taste like a mouthful of worms.[/QUOTE]

You mean a mouthful of those sour worms you buy at stores? I like those. If the truth tastes like that...mmmmmmmmmm...

spooning peanut butter

[QUOTE=Undertow]You mean a mouthful of those sour worms you buy at stores? I like those. If the truth tastes like that...mmmmmmmmmm...[/QUOTE]

she means a mouthful of sperms.

I hate those sour worms. I also dislike gummi worms but love gummi bears, it makes no sense, it's crazy.

[QUOTE=snuffy]spooning peanut butter[/QUOTE]

into your vagina, then calling the dog in.

I'm kidding I don't do this but I've heard stories!

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]into your vagina, then calling the dog in.

I'm kidding I don't do this but I've heard stories![/QUOTE]

i've heard of gilrs putting life savers in their vagina and letting it melt so it tastes "better"

1. tastes better?

2. yeast infection?

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]she means a mouthful of sperms.

I hate those sour worms. I also dislike gummi worms but love gummi bears, it makes no sense, it's crazy.[/QUOTE]
With worms you can't bite off their tiny little arms and legs.

[QUOTE=Undertow]You mean a mouthful of those sour worms you buy at stores? I like those. If the truth tastes like that...mmmmmmmmmm...[/QUOTE]

Obviously appealing truthitudes would taste like yummy gummy sour worms; harsher truths would taste more like tapeworms, I imagine.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]With worms you can't bite off their tiny little arms and legs.[/QUOTE]

Biting the heads off is the best, though.

Those lollipops with the bugs inside.

[img]http://www.blather.net/img/shitegeist/scorpion_lollipop.jpg[/img]

morey!

[QUOTE=snuffy]morey![/QUOTE]
WOW! That's so true!

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]Marijuana flavoured lollipops.[/QUOTE]

ewwww.

butter.

Morey flavoured lollipops.

lollipop flavoured morey

(i spelled it all britsh like for ya)

[QUOTE=snuffy]lollipop flavoured morey

(i spelled it all britsh like for ya)[/QUOTE]
Thankyou kindly.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]into your vagina, then calling the dog in.

I'm kidding I don't do this but I've heard stories![/QUOTE]

I heard a story from an old co-worker of mine about this. Basically some friend of his was having a birthday and all the friends of the birthday girl were throwing a surprise party at the b-day girl's house. They get in the basement and keep quiet when the girl gets home. The girl has a dog that's in the basement, and the dog starts barking.

"Don't worry baby, I'm coming!" the girl says.

So the basement door opens and the girl starts walking downstairs, naked except for a patch of peanut butter smeared on her snatch. The girl and all her friends had that :eek: face on them. The girl then just ran upstairs and changed. Party was ruined. Don't know if the dog ever got the peanut butter that night.

that nutella stuff.

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot].
Zombies.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but they're so cool it's easy to overlook the disgusting part.

Nutella is delicious, not disgusting at all unless you eat too much. I like to make nutella and marshmallow cream sandwiches on whole wheat bread. Sometimes I throw in some peanut butter too.

Animal homosexuality. Peon might agree with me here...

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maddy, when you spread it on bread it looks like yucky

[QUOTE=snuffy]maddy, when you spread it on bread it looks like yucky[/QUOTE]

So close your eyes.

How about that little throw-up when you burp after you've eaten too much. It still taste like chicken

sticking your finger up someones ass

Old grimey shoes with no socks
Puddles
Petting stray animals

Edit: I'm obviously not thinking disgustingly enough.

I used to eat butter when I was little. My mom didn't let me, so I would sneak little pieces and hide under the kitchen table (which was like a restaurant booth with benches on either side, set into an alcove) to eat it.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I used to eat butter when I was little. My mom didn't let me, so I would sneak little pieces and hide under the kitchen table (which was like a restaurant booth with benches on either side, set into an alcove) to eat it.[/QUOTE]

You rebel, you! :cool:

Totally agree!

Two Rhinos going at it on the African Plain while the wilderbeast look on and a Discovery Channel crew films it is disgusting and appealing.

[QUOTE=owenwarland]Yeah, but they're so cool it's easy to overlook the disgusting part.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, zombies totally rock! Like scary and all and real badass and stuff...

[QUOTE=jane s.]Old grimey shoes with no socks
Puddles[/QUOTE]

jane is the best.

Eek, you make me blush.

custard.

New York city pigeons.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]When someone wears their pants really really low so you can see that odd shape of their hip bones, the slight hollows on either side of the curve of their pelvis, and maybe a little bit of hair at the top of the pubic bone.

Hairy lumpy man feet.
Paris Hilton.
Those guys on Jackass.
Ren and Stimpy.[/QUOTE]

Except for the pubes thing, I think the hip bones are the hottest thing ever.

I also dislike Paris Hilton, and Ren and Stimpy are my heros.

[QUOTE=jane s.]New York city pigeons.[/QUOTE]

Is there any difference between NYC pigeons and Chicago pigeons?

[QUOTE=Undertow]Is there any difference between NYC pigeons and Chicago pigeons?[/QUOTE]

yeah, your pidgeons SUCK!