disgusting and appealing

[QUOTE=stoyan]BDSM[/QUOTE]

With the right guy, this can definitely have some appealing aspects.

[QUOTE=Undertow]You know, you just get more interesting the more I read your posts. Not to say you weren't interesting before, but as time goes on I think, "Damn, this girl is pretty damn cool."[/QUOTE]

More where that came from, sailor. (this post accompanied by gun fingers and tongue clicking sound)

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Karbunkle and Snuffy you guys are slaying me today. My LOLs are ROFLing.[/QUOTE]
yeah im a late bloomer, i didn't get here till the second page but thats only because it;s monday and i didn't get out of bed until after 10 am which is zero disgusting and 1000 appealing ! whoopty !

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]With the right guy, this can definitely have some appealing aspects.[/QUOTE]

grrrrr! she's alive!!

[QUOTE=stoyan]Okay, I'm just interested how many of you honestly feel both attracted and disgusted at the though of:

Pedophilia
Raping
BDSM
Necrophelia

Personally I've come to the conclusion that I am truly not attracted to any of these but I'd like to know about you guys (and girls).[/QUOTE]
only bdsm is appealing. the rest is just fuckin nasty. did you know necrophelia in ny is just a misdemeanor? probably because just being charged with it would get yer ass ostracized forever.

[QUOTE=snuffy]yes, maddy had hit this one. sensation of porcelain when rippin drunk is so calming to me.[/QUOTE]

Don't get me wrong, being by the toilet is comforting. I'd say it's more "sanctuary of porcelain" than "sensation," although sensation helps too.

But man, when you're giving it all, it's zen. Beforehand is just that uneasy feeling of uncertainty, and afterwards your stomach feels like it's hyperventalating. But during vomiting? Calm. Peaceful. It lasts a split-second but feels like an eternity. That's zen.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]ok, does this mean what i think it means or is this some code for the female monthly troubles or what ?whats causing this gross yet appealing 'wetness'
[/QUOTE]

I don't know whats causing it other than maybe hormones. It has nothing to do with periods. It's just like, you're standing there or sitting there doing any random activity and suddenly OH! my panties are wet, well this is just great. It's kind of gross because you're all squishy but it's kind of appealing because it feels sorta sexy and no one knows about it.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus](please don't judge me!)
Blow jobs.
Having him come on my face.
Having him come on my chest and then me rubbing it around.
Picking at scabs.
Bruised fingernails.[/QUOTE]

Yes to all of them, disgusting and appealing indeed, except the third one, that's just pointless! I think I might cringe myself an aneurism(sp?).

Is that the right spelling?

[QUOTE=Undertow]I think the actual vomiting is the best, not before, not after, but during.[/QUOTE]
I actually kinda love and kinda hate the whole process. It's almost like hurrying to the toilet to take a really good shit and then dropping it and then sitting there just reflecting on the comfort a good shitting brings... I like the way I run or walk to the toilet in knowledge of my soon vomitting. I like how I hag over the toilet with a finger up my throat. How then suddenly there comes the spasm and WHOA there goes you lunch! And then you see your saliva and stomach acid form thin lines from your lips to the bowl... yummy...

[QUOTE=Undertow]I think the actual vomiting is the best, not before, not after, but during.[/QUOTE]
not for me it isn't
when your actually vomitting, muscles are all strained and stomach turning cartwheels
and afterwards you sit there going oh god i just puked i feel like shit
but right before, theres that glimmer of comfort, with your head leaning up to the bowl and everything in your body is trying to relax but you just know its coming and how nasty its going to be

[QUOTE=Undertow]I think the actual vomiting is the best, not before, not after, but during.[/QUOTE]

Oh yes. As long as something is coming up it feels like progress, unlike dry heaving for five minutes until you drool out a table spoon of neon yellow stomach acid.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I don't know whats causing it other than maybe hormones. It has nothing to do with periods. It's just like, you're standing there or sitting there doing any random activity and suddenly OH! my panties are wet, well this is just great. It's kind of gross because you're all squishy but it's kind of appealing because it feels sorta sexy and no one knows about it.[/QUOTE]
ahh ok
now the image of this floating in my head the rest of the day is both disgusting and appealing

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I don't know whats causing it other than maybe hormones. It has nothing to do with periods. It's just like, you're standing there or sitting there doing any random activity and suddenly OH! my panties are wet, well this is just great. It's kind of gross because you're all squishy but it's kind of appealing because it feels sorta sexy and no one knows about it.[/QUOTE]

Kind of the same way when guys walk around and randomly get a boner. (Dudes, don't deny it, it's happened to you!)

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]This is bullshit. It's disgusting because it's hot and tastes the way gasoline would smell if it were salty.[/QUOTE]

see thread title! : )

[QUOTE=karbunkle]ahh ok
now the image of this floating in my head the rest of the day is both disgusting and appealing[/QUOTE]
hehe...

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Oh yes. As long as something is coming up it feels like progress, unlike dry heaving for five minutes until you drool out a table spoon of neon yellow stomach acid.[/QUOTE]
i'll have to rethink my stance on if its better before during or after
because my all time most disgusting and appealing episode of puking came when i was in 6th grade and wasn't feeling to hot and went up to ask the teacher if i could go see the nurse but as i opened my mouth to ask i vomited all over her and her desk

that was pretty damn appealing afterwards

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Yes to all of them, disgusting and appealing indeed, except the third one, that's just pointless! I think I might cringe myself an aneurism(sp?).

Is that the right spelling?[/QUOTE]
The rubbing it around part? I know, I know, it's so cheesy and I don't understand it either but...well, I have no explanation for it.

[QUOTE=Undertow]Kind of the same way when guys walk around and randomly get a boner. (Dudes, don't deny it, it's happened to you!)[/QUOTE]
I was actually just wondering whether this would be disgusting in any way. I think it's just uncomfortable when you hug a girl and not hug it sexually or something but just simply hug or kiss her and then there's you little friend standing upright greeting here belly or whereever it touches her. I've always wondered what girls' attitude towards a boner is...

[QUOTE=stoyan]girls' attitude towards a boner is...[/QUOTE]
Depends on who it's attached to.

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]This is bullshit. It's disgusting because it's hot and tastes the way gasoline would smell if it were salty.[/QUOTE]
well that's a new one for me. oh yes i also heard it described as being plasticy taste smelling. but i have heard also that it depends on the guys eating, drinking, smoking habits, etc..

[QUOTE=Undertow]Kind of the same way when guys walk around and randomly get a boner. (Dudes, don't deny it, it's happened to you!)[/QUOTE]
yeah but for a guy to 'randomly' get a boner is pretty much typical
i heard for a gal to spontaneously lubricate mars has to be aligned with venus and theres got to be a light wind blowing from the east and a butterfly has to emerge from its cocoon in china or something

the motherly instinct in women.

[QUOTE=stoyan]I was actually just wondering whether this would be disgusting in any way. I think it's just uncomfortable when you hug a girl and not hug it sexually or something but just simply hug or kiss her and then there's you little friend standing upright greeting here belly or whereever it touches her. I've always wondered what girls' attitude towards a boner is...[/QUOTE]

You know, I've wondered about that too.

Ladies...?

[QUOTE=stoyan]Same here. Maddetchke Malorkus really seems like a girl you'd like to get drunk on a Friday night party :)[/QUOTE]

Hey! I resemble that remark.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]yeah but for a guy to 'randomly' get a boner is pretty much typical
i heard for a gal to spontaneously lubricate mars has to be aligned with venus and theres got to be a light wind blowing from the east and a butterfly has to emerge from its cocoon in china or something[/QUOTE]

Actually I meant that it feels odd but kind of sexy that no one (hopefully) knows about it.

[QUOTE=Undertow]You know, I've wondered about that too.

Ladies...?[/QUOTE]
Tears.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]i'll have to rethink my stance on if its better before during or after
because my all time most disgusting and appealing episode of puking came when i was in 6th grade and wasn't feeling to hot and went up to ask the teacher if i could go see the nurse but as i opened my mouth to ask i vomited all over her and her desk

that was pretty damn appealing afterwards[/QUOTE]
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! almost like when i told a girl she was pretty when i was in the 4th grade, and she automatically (reflex like) kicked me in the nuts and i automatically (reflex like) puked all over her. very disgusting AND appealing

[QUOTE=karbunkle]yeah but for a guy to 'randomly' get a boner is pretty much typical
i heard for a gal to spontaneously lubricate mars has to be aligned with venus and theres got to be a light wind blowing from the east and a butterfly has to emerge from its cocoon in china or something[/QUOTE]

I don't think so. What is a vagina but just another mucuous lined whole in your body? If your nose can run, then that's all I have to say. Spontaneously lubricating is the body's way of cleaning these holes.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I don't think so. What is a vagina but just another mucuous lined whole in your body? If your nose can run, then that's all I have to say.[/QUOTE]
this made me instantly think of that nantucket limerick
i dont know why

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I don't think so. What is a vagina but just another mucuous lined hole in your body? [/QUOTE]

i believe the scientific name for that is "sugar walls"

I might as well say it and you can think I'm gross, but while we're on the subject another disgusting/appealing thing is the smell and taste of your own "sugar walls", like kissing someone after they went down on you, or just having the chance to smell yourself.

this whole thread is disgusting and appealing
the human body is gross, it makes me never want to have sex again and yet ...

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I might as well say it and you can think I'm gross, but while we're on the subject another disgusting/appealing thing is the smell and taste of your own "sugar walls", like kissing someone after they went down on you, or just having the chance to smell yourself.[/QUOTE]
You're open and honest. I like that.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]this whole thread is disgusting and appealing
the human body is gross, it makes me never want to have sex again and yet ...[/QUOTE]

I KNOW!! God, we're hideous! I'm so ashamed.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I might as well say it and you can think I'm gross, but while we're on the subject another disgusting/appealing thing is the smell and taste of your own "sugar walls", like kissing someone after they went down on you, or just having the chance to smell yourself.[/QUOTE]
i was [b]very[/b] impressed by this until the last line

[QUOTE=karbunkle]i was [b]very[/b] impressed by this until the last line[/QUOTE]

Deal with it, Nancy.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I KNOW!! God, we're hideous! I'm so ashamed.[/QUOTE]
hey its not just the female type people either
i mean damn a penis is gross and disgusting
or maybe it's just mine i dunno

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I might as well say it and you can think I'm gross, but while we're on the subject another disgusting/appealing thing is the smell and taste of your own "sugar walls", like kissing someone after they went down on you, or just having the chance to smell yourself.[/QUOTE]

odd disconnect: women find this appealing, but in the opposite case men do NOT.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I KNOW!! God, we're hideous! I'm so ashamed.[/QUOTE]

*pats shoulder* It's ok, really.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]hey its not just the female type people either
i mean damn a penis is gross and disgusting
or maybe it's just mine i dunno[/QUOTE]

not just yours. the asthetic appeal of a penis will always challenge me.

(sig?)

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Deal with it, Nancy. :p[/QUOTE]
what happened to pansy !
self censorship is disgusting but still a little charming and appealing
me thinks it is

[QUOTE=snuffy]not just yours. the asthetic appeal of a penis will always challenge me.

(sig?)[/QUOTE]
so everyones has that weird bend in it and if you hold a light beind it it casts a perfect shadow puppet of jimmy durante on the wall ?
sheeeeeew thats a relief

a women cracking her knuckles or smoking a big fat stogie is both of these topics also

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]Don't try to save yourself. Your cum tastes like shit too.[/QUOTE]
wrong hole! wrong hole !

waking up with that warm fuzzy feeling and then realizing its just from your cats butt sitting on your face is both

[QUOTE=karbunkle]a women cracking her knuckles or smoking a big fat stogie is both of these topics also[/QUOTE]

It's nice to know there's at least some appeal in that.

the knuckles and cigar thing i give 45% disgusting and 55% appealing too

finally swatting that mosquito or fly or whatever thats been annoying you for the last hour except now you got a big pile of bug guts on your arm or leg or wherever you swatted them at is disgusting and appealing

that uranium girl on fuse is disgusting and appealing

[QUOTE=karbunkle]the knuckles and cigar thing i give 45% disgusting and 55% appealing too[/QUOTE]

I like cracking my knuckles a lot more than I like smoking a big fat stogie (unless, of course, that's code).