December Picture Thread
Mmmmm, baguette sandwich!
Yeah shutup Ritt!
My cousin sent this picture (via picture text) of Sinatra to me a little bit ago.
He is eating the snow!
that is a good dog.
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WHOO'S A GOO'BOY? GOO'BOY! GOOOOOO'BOY!!!
This is why we can't have nice things.
That's what she said.
Right after applying the peanut butter
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Eeeeeewwwwwwwww! 
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Right after applying the peanut butter
I really thought that said "raping the peanut butter". I dont know that the actual is any better.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
A picture my boyfriend took during our walk yesterday. It was finally warmer (-7 degrees celcius, hooray!), so we finally had the chance to go for a walk without being in pain.
This is why we can't have nice things.
what is that santa doing with his hand??
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Squeezy Santa...Santa's squeezing
man. zach galifianakis has really let himself go.
This is what my fridge looks like after I threw out old pizza/chinese food/and other random food containers. Sad that all I have left in there are mostly drinks and condiments*. If someone can guess 4 of the seven drinks I have in the fridge you win an internet ^5.
*Condiments not pictured but they are located on the doors' storage trays.
Unfamiliar drinks look unfamiliar. 
Kirkland Brand (Costco) Iced tea
Cherry coke
Arrowhead Springs bottled water
Gatorade G2 (obvs)
and some unidentifiable beer which I am going to assign the brand name 4 Loko to and call it a day
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So close. The water brand is wrong, though. You still get a ^5 though.
sweeet! (was I right about the iced tea?)
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Yup, (although it's diet, but still impressive).
Also, I laughed at the 4 loko thing. It isn't that. Tis a Mexican beer.
Tecate? I just wanted to be able to work 4 Loko in there somewhere ; D
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Ding! We have a winner.
The remaining drinks were Diet Coke, Ice Mountain water, and the huge 7-11 cup was full of Diet Mountain Dew (not my drink).
I feel a strangely profound sense of accomplishment. Almost as though anything else I do today won't quite approach the masterful deductions I performed in this here thread.
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Ride this high all day!
Gonna!!!!
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The remaining drinks were Diet Coke, Ice Mountain water, and the huge 7-11 cup was full of Diet Mountain Dew (not my drink).
It's really sad that I was gonna say there was Mt. dew in the big cup but thought to myself why would Frank have Mt. dew he doesn't drink mt. dew. I hate being your twin sometimes.
what I want to know is what is the suspicious looking brown rock/turd thing on the top shelf next to the yoghurt?
looks like it may be a cigar...weird.
Funny. It doesn't *look* like Budweiser...
This is why we can't have nice things.
The remaining drinks were Diet Coke, Ice Mountain water, and the huge 7-11 cup was full of Diet Mountain Dew (not my drink).
It's really sad that I was gonna say there was Mt. dew in the big cup but thought to myself why would Frank have Mt. dew he doesn't drink mt. dew. I hate being your twin sometimes.
The cup says Mountain Dew on it. That's probably what made you think it. Just sayin'.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I think it's an avocado.
And what's with the cup of sperm?
Just a spoonful of sperm helps the medicine go down...in the most delightful way.
Also, I laughed at the 4 loko thing. It isn't that. Tis a Mexican beer.
4 loco sounds like it would be a mexican beer.
I think it's an avocado.
Winner!
Also, the jizz that Matt's mouth is watering over is actually just some ranch dressing from a salad I had.
Salad?
Fag.
This is why we can't have nice things.
That box should be loaded with steaks!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Sometimes I need the ruffage in my diet... for pooping purposes.
You can buy bags of sawdust, you know.
This is why we can't have nice things.
5 scoops of grounds brewed with 1 cup of water...you'll poop like gangbusters.
ranch dressing= God's jizz
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This do in remembrance of me.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Would it be tacky for me to show my ring again? No? GOOD.
omg ghost orb
Hawt.
I mean the orb. 
I'll let her know! I'm certain that's a girl ghost.
What's up, bitches!
You dyed your hair white?
i already posted about it in that ailments thread. Late Onset Albinoism.
What's up, bitches!
Awesome!
Like that's not something he would say...