December and Xmas Picture Thread.
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I was waiting for my boyfriend and it was cold.
Uh, you might want to look behind you Imke!
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Thanks for the great compliments everyone. Really appreciate it. 
Imke, the town does look a bit creepy, but I do like the picture. It's sort of tranquil and you look nice in it. 
Zack, that's creepy.
On the left of me in the picture is actually a tanning salon. There's hardly any store here, but Norwegian teenagers sure know how to tan.
On the left of me in the picture is actually a tanning salon. There's hardly any store here, but Norwegian teenagers sure know how to tan.
That is fucking hilarious.
Full-spectrum light. It makes perfect sense.
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Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I'll say it again: Quit hogging all the booze!
Vodka-like beverage, Siam.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Does that last white sign on the red part look like a face, or what! Neat.
Hung Christmas lights in my room! They're staying past Christmas.
They should definitely be a permanent fixture from now on.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
That last little symbol does indeed look like a face!
And Chris, I completely approve of christmas lights in your room. I have them in mine and it is very lovely. Your mouth looks some sort of unreal stretchy photo program effect in that picture.
Insert vulgar comment about stretching out Chris' mouth.
HA!with what?
With your cock.
I found this the other day while the site was down.
FOR JESSICA
Oh good cuz I thought you were gonna try and do it with yours and we all know that you can't hit the walls of a cheerio.
Wrong. I can't touch the bottom of a tuna can but I can touch the sides.
what a choad...they should call pugs choads
I liked that picture of Fano before it made me picture everyone's cock.
FOR JESSICA
Noice. I don't even like gingerbread but I would totally grab one of those and point at it while someone took my picture just so I could remember it forever.
My Secret Santa package arrived.
Chenoa sent me such cool gifts. Two awesome books, loads of candy, a Motherboard bird ornament, recycled change purse from tires, pretty bookmark with a little notebook to match that ties shut and a Mustache Candle. Yes, Mustache Candle!
I will have to say, I enjoyed participating in this alot. I have never done it before, but it met all my expectations! Thank you so much Chenoa Secret Santa for making my holiday a little brighter!
Whatever Whore!
What a cool package... I like Ender's Game. And candy. I like candy.
Yeah, fuck everyone who ruined my picture with their ding dongs.
... can't hit the walls of a cheerio.... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I really wanna read Ender's Game.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I read it to impress a boy. Totally worked.
I really did like it though.
So Holiday pics so far.
Blue Santa
The tree
And Emma with her Holiday party outfit.
Also she had her first B-day the other week and it was fun.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Smashcake!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Yup that she did. Smashed it then threw most of it to the dog. Even put one of the candles out with her finger at first and didn't even care. My girl is a tuff one.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Awesome expression in the last picture.
OMG, everyone's so good looking.
Jaz, you're beautiful. I mean it, your face is simply gorgeous.
Chris, you're starting to really look like a man. A really HANDSOME one.
Here's some pictures of Decemberish stuff.
BEHOLD (I know it's tacky to be so proud of an appliance, but that's how I roll because I'm over 35 now).
Some crappy pictures taken with my phone.
There are lots more lights now since this was the first night he put them up, I think. I'm telling you, I married a light fiend.
Here are some others I took with my real camera from in and around our house.
We recently realized this is a menorah. They don't call us the Shulersteins just cause we like coupons LOLZ
Front door
Sad tree, happy snowmen
half the house
this creepy ass pic of Drew I forgot I had on my phone from our honeymoon
iPhone!
So much holiday cheer!
iPhone!
Lucky!
Also, I always mean to say how cool your house looks.
classy lady with classy phone
ftfy
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
That iPhone looks so cute! And you have mermaid hair.
iPhone!
Looks like marzipan!
Haha, thanks all.
It's actually a Hello Kitty cover but you can't really see the face very well. If it was made from marzipan I'd eat it
I am really addicted to the Bejeweled app!
Also, I always mean to say how cool your house looks.
Thank you! I like yours too - mine's always in a bit of a mess as it's only a mezzanine apartment. I think I need to take some housekeeping tips from you!
I like the cuckoo clock but above all the guitar playing troubadour playing out of frame on the right. It's like a Chritmas pic with its own soundtrack.
That's the boyfriend. Drives me nuts him playing in my ear the whole time!
There are two cuckoos in the picture actually - one on each side of the wall. I wanted to collect them but gave up early on as the nice ones are so expensive.
Sinatra Claus
Ahaha. Sinatra looks so insecure dressed up as Santa!
I threw all these away when I cleaned my room.
And I found this portrait of mine that some random artist drew when I was 8. It doesn't look like me at all.
Anyone have any idea what this is?
Other than, you know, "bird". It keeps hanging out in my back yard.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Kinda looks like a hawk to me, but maybe not?
Whatever Whore!
This was at the square in the town next to me. A hawk, not in the snow, which is what my brain told me, even though there was snow nowhere else. Anyhow, a hawk that had caught a bird and destroyed it. The white is the feathers. He was eating the shit out of it.
Whatever Whore!
Yeah, that looks about right, but mine is like nineteen feet long and shit.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Little kitty's been quite friendly since we got her spayed.
I didn't know you had a cat! Yay for friendly cats!
It looks like Silent Hill! Run Imke, run!