Death by . . . .

sex? heroin? the sauna?

how would i kill someone else? oh.?....
well, if i wanted to kill, i must really not like them
therefore, id like to make it public and humiliating.

hahaha, "up-beat." Surprisingly enough, this isn't the first time this thread has popped up. I'd totally want to go in a hail of bullets, some kind of mob war or something. I've had day dreams of monsters coming through the wall and eating my physics professor though.

that's it.. come on i know you can be more creative than that

myself; an overdose then sleep.
someone else; with a monkey and some tortilla chips.

personally if i were to kill myself (you must understand i played football for two years and have grown to abhor it)

i'd climb to the top of the goal post... drill a hole in my stomach and let my body slide down.. leaving the team to see...

hmm.. not sure why.. sounds like fun though

Myself? I'd have to go with a gun, just cos I'm a wuss and it's the only way I could ever do it. Especially cos I'm kinda randomly impulsive. Like, I'll be really hesitant to do something, but then I just get this little burst and I'm like "just fuggin do it" and I do just do it, even if it's stupid (like jumping off my roof). So gun is the only way, and if I had one, I'd be dead, heh, thx to impulsiveness thingy...

Erm, someone else? Depends.. The public thing is very good. But I mean.. OKay, someone I reeeeeeeeeeeally hated... Let's see if I can remember how I'd do this

Ok, tie 'em up first, for sure.
Then, I don't know if this would work, but take a chees grater to their skin, and just fuck em up everywhere with that. I'm not sure if that would realy work, though, so if not, use sandpaper instead. Then dump a shitload of salt on them.
Then sand off their toes and fingers.
Then sand off their ears, nose and lips.
Then crack the bottoms of their feet in half... hard to desscribe this, but just kinda pull each foot apart, i duno, the way i've got it figured out, it seems really really painful
insert hollow tube up anus - slide up piece of barbed wire - remove pipe - rip out barbed wire =D
take a sledgehammer to their knees, elbows and shins
then just set 'em on fire.. cos holy crap, burning alive, would have to be so ridiculously absolutely awfully painful

ouch.. i hope i'm never ur enemy... nicely put

I've had some really elaborate ideas on the subject. Don't really feel like going into all the details, some of them are much more for my own personal pleasure than to cause pain to the victim. Heh. I'm fucked up. But I'm trying not to be.

Best answer I've seen to the "how wouldyou like to die" question was on this board last time it was asked.. I think it was:

Beaten to death. By the pope. On live TV.

Fuckin brilliant. Whoever said that - I applaud you for having the most awesome death-wish. Ever.

(I wanna say it was Fucko or Eponymous, but I can't remember.)

I wholeheartedly agree there. Certainly the most innovative way to die I've ever heard. And I'd love to see the process leading up to the beating too.

knives have always been strangely appealing to me.

I <3 knives, too. But I couldn't bring myself to cut myself... I'm a puss.

But I love to play with knives, they're so beautiful. All shiney and deadly at the same time, it's neatorific.

Throw uncooked hotdogs at him and piss on his hat.

aka death by klopper.

I use to work in an office. In the art dept., the graphic designers had a Foreman grill and they'd always make hamburgers and shit for lunch. There was a girl who had a desk by mine who had a rather large ass for a skinny girl. All day long at work, I use to imagine slicing cutlets off her ass and cooking them up on the art dept.'s Foreman grill. Don't care how I actually killed her, as long as I got the cutlets.

I should've said Him.

Throw uncooked hotdogs at Him and piss on His hat.

i've always been a fan of the old vincent price / peter lorre films - pit and the pendulum, the cask of amontillado, the balck cat, the tell-tale heart, etc.

that said, if i were to kill someone, i would stretch them out on a rack, flay their limbs, pour boiling water over said limbs, stuff the comatose soon to be carcass into an iron maiden and leave him there for a few hours. in the meantime i will have created a compartment in an unused section of the cellar, maybe even a subcellar. if the subject is still alive after resting in the iron maiden, i'll loose the hounds on 'em. what's left i'll feed to the pigs. then i'll move all the torture devices to the compartment, hose them off with sulfuric acid and wall 'em away for posterity.

later i'll sell the pigs for a huge profit to jimmy joe, the pig farmers lackey extraordinaire.

me, i'd like to put the grim reaper off for as long as possible, but when the time comes i'd like to be ancient, like methusalah ancient, so extreme old age. thanks!

does anyone else have the fear that while you're getting head the lady will clamp down and then the blood will flow freely.. and soon you will either die of blood loss.. or kill urself cuz you no longer have a working member??

ever watch the cross of iron? there's a scene where that happened.

to kill myself- not an overdose. Tried it once a few years ago, didn't work, so I'd say a gun. I have a real thing for guns. Always dressed up as a cowgirl. It'd be pretty cool to die a dramatic death like in a gunfight.

To kill someone else- Sword Fight blatantly. Samurai swords etc.

When do lessons start?

Oooo, SnowWhite, I never thought about sword fighting. That'd be awesome. Especially if I knew how to use a sword. But I guess that's what I'm learning seppukku for.

did everyone just miss the obvious here? snow white tried to off herself a few years ago? what's up with that, chica?

yeah, yeah, yeah . . . better ask for the woman's permission. ba dum bum!

I read something about a guy that was locked in his room by his father or seomthing, so the guy broke off the hollow leg of his cot (with one end open and one end closed) , got some playing cards, ripped them up into tiny triangles, and soaked them in water. he put the wet triangles into the hollow tube he made and broke off the handle of a broomstick. he shoved the broomstick into the open end of the pipe, pointed at himself, and put it on the radiatior. when it heated up, the brookstick flew out of the pipe from the steam from the cards and gored him in the stoamch. then, the little triangles of paper that had dried up form the heat flew into his face like a hundred little ninja stars.

if i killed myself, thats prolly how i'd do it. takes so much effort.

that just might work . . . . maybe you could write the dummies guide to suicide?

tuffy, are you . . . macgiver?

Overdose thing - I was thinking about doing that cos of all the meds I had when I first messed up my ankle. Had like a dozen vicadin, two prescriptions cos I was still sick from something else and like 2 bottles of advil. I was considering just downing all that shit, but I have a feeling it wouldn't have killed me, then I'd just get sent to somewhere where I can't hurt myself or whatever. >_<

That's the thing, I'm afraid to try and kill myself, cos I've just this uncanny knack for fucking things up, and I would sooooooo be the guy that ends up paralyzed for life cos he fucked up trying to kill himself.

to kill someone else...on 24 series 2 mason gets infected with nuclear waste and lives 24hours of hell, body slowly decaying around him. that sounds good.

for me... id love to get everyone in the world that ever pissed me off. then do like a one-on-one at a time to-the-death fight with everyone of them. when i started to loose, which could be anytime from number 1 to number 40[there may be more, i didnt update the list in a while] id being out a thermonuclear device. set it off and kill us all.

that would actually make me kinda happy. to know, that in death, all my worldly enemies were dead too.

well arent you all just little fucking rays of sunshine

ha ha! chill out dude

I'd like to rack someone with a tennis racquet and then uh...if i wanted to kill them too I guess I could knock their teeth out with it and finish them with a fierce backhand to the temple.

swordfight. in armor. with those funky looking german longswords. i wish i had one... or if there are no longswords, then just regular fencing, and then i'd kill them with the Nevers attack. if anyone here has seen that movie and knows what i'm talking about, you are god.

Death by Smoochie.

Like you even HAD to ask .

About the guy killing himself in prison with the playing cards: this actually happened. I have it up in a Ripley's Believe it or Not! book upstairs, but I don't feel like going and getting it right now.

Regarding killing someone else: the only thing I can think of is a senseless bludeonging to death with my fists or something. I'm so uncreative.

Regarding killing myself: Pills don't work.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by GodsBBQSauce [/i]
[B]I read something about a guy that was locked in his room by his father or seomthing, so the guy broke off the hollow leg of his cot (with one end open and one end closed) , got some playing cards, ripped them up into tiny triangles, and soaked them in water. he put the wet triangles into the hollow tube he made and broke off the handle of a broomstick. he shoved the broomstick into the open end of the pipe, pointed at himself, and put it on the radiatior. when it heated up, the brookstick flew out of the pipe from the steam from the cards and gored him in the stoamch. then, the little triangles of paper that had dried up form the heat flew into his face like a hundred little ninja stars.

if i killed myself, thats prolly how i'd do it. takes so much effort. [/B][/QUOTE]

Holy shit that is cool.

I always felt that if you kill someone you truly hate, it is so pointless to just shoot them. They die almost painlessly and the fact that, let's say for example, the person who they always harassed or annoyed or beat up is now more powerful then them. Whenever I have had a sick fantasy like that (everyone has had them, it's part of what goes through any human's mind, they're animals, you know), I always wonder why just shoot the guy, I mean, he/she's not going to feel or think anything before their death but happy thoughts, suffering is important. Which is why getting the death penalty is much better then jail. In jail you [I] suffer [/I].

Wow. I just read that over. And I sound pretty sick.

Whatever.

Also, the guy who blew himself up did not use a compound of cleaning chemicals or anything. The red dye on the playing cards was made of something that was highly explosive. One day away from execution, the guy (who was a convicted murderer) broke off a piece of pipe from his cot, filled it full of wet soggy playing cards, and sealed the open end with a broomstick so it was airtight.

I'm not very good at chemistry, so I don't know the chemical reaction that went into play to make this work. But he held a match under it until the whole thing went kablooie.

I don't even want to imagine what his cell looked like after that.

Death by sodomy probably wouldn't be bad. Or else being fellatiated to death.

Because then your dead, but you went out being useful. And it's always good to be useful, I feel .

Well, arguably, if we're talking about going out and being useful, I'd rather do a Prayer-For-Owen -Meany kind of thing and throw myself on a grenade. Like my favorite quote from How to Tell a True War Story: "The fuck you do that for?" "Story of my life, man."

Just cause I'm prudish like that, you know, and the idea of dying by sodomy is a bit off-putting. Love you though!

gucci, i don't hate you. so you wouldn't be fighting me

robbers broke into our house
they broke out again
cause the clock struck five o'clock
and these were union men

oh the farmer
the farmer
took another load away
hey hey farmer grey
took another load away hey!

gucci, you could always REALLY have a go at me if you wanna make the very select[must be around 40 to 50 ppl on there] lol list of 'people i want to die'

ta ra ra boom d a
ta ra ra boom d a
*picks up accordian*

Myself: Heroin overdose

Someone else: With a constant booting to the skull

quality, fucko. never tried heroin. might die whilst high on it. crack sounds a good alternative, too.

anyone try angel dust, pcp?

i did my OAC chem project on pcp, and that my friend is fucked up. i read stories how people pulled out their teeth with pliers and how this woman deep friend her baby. yes i know, extreme cases to scare people off. and then i read stories how people dipped ciggies into embalming fluids laced with pcp in texas....
*shivers*

only in texas i guess[hope]

that was all the rage decades ago. anyone recall the halcyon days of yore when you could buy stamps off the street and the lsd would go straight to your brain. whoa!

[QUOTE]to kill myself- not an overdose. Tried it once a few years ago, didn't work, so I'd say a gun.[/QUOTE]

tsk, tsk, tsk. pills don't work.

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Glad I didn't try them then.