I noticed today is your "birthday." I apologize for the inexplicable fact that I associate you with glitter. As a present to you, I'll pretend I can't go to my photobucket account and find that one picture. You know the one. I expect Jaz will do it for me though.
I don't know what you do for fun but I hope you go off and do a bunch of it.
Don't tell me if it's gross.