Dad made 9-year-old son drink acid for Jesus.

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i second that

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Fuck bad parents.

Fuck anyone anywhere ever who hurts children.

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The kid was a witch. What else could that father have done?

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Fuck violating the NAP.

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Fuck superstitious bullshit.

Now I hate the world again.

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So many expletives in this thread.

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This is more about manipulation of the undereducated via the guise of religion. (I know, I know, the atheist argument says this is the definition of all religion, etc etc). But really, you could post a ton of articles about religious organizations helping to feed and clothe the poor in Africa as well. Why make a blanket argument?

Also, it seems like the dad was a sadistic asshole looking for any reason to abuse his child...
http://barthsnotes.wordpress.com/2009/10/18/associated-press-report-high...

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monkeywright wrote:
This is more about manipulation of the undereducated via the guise of religion.

This, i think, is the important thing to keep in mind.
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The kid was a witch. What else could that father have done?

I laughed and now I feel bad.

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Most people who go on killing sprees do so because they're overcome with the despair of meaninglessness. If ideas can have blood on their hands then atheism isn't innocent either. Either way, when people do crazy/fucked up things with good intentions it's because their ability to reason has failed, not because they're victim to an evil idea. Uneducated atheists are just as unpredictable and dangerous and uneducated theists. Stupidity is the enemy, not spirituality.

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I thought the thread title was "Dad makes 9-year-old son drop acid for Jesus". I would've been cool with that.

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ejrathke wrote:
So many expletives in this thread.

Fuck you.
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jane s. wrote:
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The kid was a witch. What else could that father have done?

I laughed and now I feel bad.

I'm glad.

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jane s. wrote:
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The kid was a witch. What else could that father have done?

I laughed and now I feel bad.


Ditto.
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RandomStranger wrote:
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So many expletives in this thread.

Fuck you.

This is one of those times where some retarded asshole would post a picture of a cat with the words, I see what you did there, on it. I hate it when you fuckers do that.
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RandomStranger wrote:
ejrathke wrote:
So many expletives in this thread.

Fuck you.

for the record, this is not a cat. Smile Big Love ya Eddy!

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Seriously, that shit infuriates me. You go to hell and die, you fuck.

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It especially annoys me because you've only further cemented this concept of the inherent retardity of all of you. All this picture humor, it needs to stop. Go be real funny.

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It especially annoys me because you've only further cemented this concept of the inherent retardity of all of you. All this picture humor, it needs to stop. Go be real funny.

If you didn't get so angry, I wouldn't have done it. It's just a picture... besides, all humor is recycled. Take a deep breath friend.

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That's even more annoying. Mostly because it reeks of asinine sentimentality.

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I bet it would piss Eddy off if someone said "why so serious?".

I'm not going to be the one to say it, though.

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I'd probably rip a hole through space and time to eat the soul of that ignoramus.

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ejrathke wrote:
It especially annoys me because you've only further cemented this concept of the inherent retardity of all of you. All this picture humor, it needs to stop. Go be real funny.

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Why do people choose to get so riled up about these things? To be honest, the whole scenario I find to be "real funny".

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ejrathke wrote:
monkeywright wrote:
This is more about manipulation of the undereducated via the guise of religion.

This, i think, is the important thing to keep in mind.

This is why I said fuck superstitious bullshit rather than fuck religion.

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Why do people choose to get so riled up about these things? To be honest, the whole scenario I find to be "real funny".

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ejrathke wrote:
It especially annoys me because you've only further cemented this concept of the inherent retardity of all of you. All this picture humor, it needs to stop. Go be real funny.

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also, what do you morans think is already in your stomach? It's full of acid. That kid was just a whiny fag.

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ejrathke wrote:
This is one of those times where some retarded asshole would post a picture of a cat with the words, I see what you did there, on it. I hate it when you fuckers do that.

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also, what do you morans think is already in your stomach? It's full of acid. That kid was just a whiny fag.

Agreed. And you don't get into Heaven being a whiny fag that disobeys your parents. Commandment #5 asshole! If you're gonna disobey any of the commandments make it the adultery one...

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And, once again Imke wins.

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I once dropped acid and saw the devil.

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I SAW DA DEBIL.

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What a useless post, Taylor.

Also, I saw absolutely nothing in that article referencing Christianity, besides that pastors were encouraging it. So some murderous savages made a child drink acid. These people are ironing their daughters breasts so they don't get raped and excising their clitorises so they don't get pleasure from sex, at what point are we meant to blame religion for the specific ignorance of someone in the church? Nobody blames America, as a whole, for the actions of Fred Phelps. Sweden hasn't declared war, you know. And I wouldn't mention it except Atheism is meant to be rooted in anti-dogmatism and rationality, but most often it's reduced to this, simpleton fucking Richard Dawkins nonsense. It's ridiculous.

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damn this thread has me all over the emotion board...

i cried

felt sad

got angry

laughed my ass off

and then got really depressed again

anyway yeah it doesn't sound to me like a total religious mishap. although religion is definitely a big part of what happened/is happening. from the little i read it sounds like someone is trying to commit genocide on the sly. that is only an assumption of course. also i'm so glad i'm not part of the apostolic/pentacostal assembly anymore they have some real fucking nut jobs and i got to witness that shit first hand. lucky me.

EDIT: okay now this all sounds like a load of shit after corellion's post but i never have anything intelligent to say anyway.

by the way religion is full of ignorant people who don't know how to think for themselves. so i have to completely agree with what you posted corellion. oh and on that note i really still believe that the 'church' or 'religious leaders' know exactly what they are doing. whether they are responsible or not for the crimes committed i couldn't say they are directly to blame but i assure you they are manipulating the situation entirely .
what they get out of it? i don't know but i've seen shit like this before firsthand. maybe not as extreme but still pretty sick and twisted.

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What a useless post, Taylor.

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I didn't read the article until now. It's sad as fuck, it really is. We had a good conversation about religion in chat the other day, and we all agreed it makes us angry when people use religion as an excuse to be horrible people. Stories like this break my heart, but it happens, you know? Horrendous acts against humanity will always exist. People like to fuck up other people.

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Religion doesn't kill people, people kill people. Smile

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Abraham: Okay, let me get my son and my knife...
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Six On The Dot wrote:
corellion wrote:
What a useless post, Taylor.

Also, I saw absolutely nothing in that article referencing Christianity, besides that pastors were encouraging it. So some murderous savages made a child drink acid. These people are ironing their daughters breasts so they don't get raped and excising their clitorises so they don't get pleasure from sex, at what point are we meant to blame religion for the specific ignorance of someone in the church? Nobody blames America, as a whole, for the actions of Fred Phelps. Sweden hasn't declared war, you know. And I wouldn't mention it except Atheism is meant to be rooted in anti-dogmatism and rationality, but most often it's reduced to this, simpleton fucking Richard Dawkins nonsense. It's ridiculous.

This is the first post you've made since coming back that isn't completely useless, and probably only not to contradict yourself. No one in this thread mentioned Christianity at all, regardless of the title, which is fuckin' humorous. Get Dan's funnybone out of your mouth and develop your own.

Also, this wouldn't be "blamed on religion" if this wasn't a common occurrence. Just last night I was reading about 14 year old Janet Moses, killed in New Zealand by her family and a priest because a Polynesian religion called Makatu believes that they can exorcise spirits from the body by scratching out a person's eyes and flooding their lungs with water.

Anneliese Michel was 23 when she died because of neglect, ordered by a priest who demanded her physical and mental illness was because of demonic forces, and her family watched her starve to death.

In Romania three years ago, a diagnosed schizophrenic nun was tied to a cross and left to die.

In Milwakee, and eight year old was suffocated to death when a 200 lb man sat on his chest for hours "exorcising" the boy.

Google "Death by Excorsim" for a thousand more examples, if you must, but to say it's ridiculous to blame deaths like this on religion is absurd.

I don't know if I'd say this is a "common occurrence." I mean, yeah, you can read all the horror stories about this stuff you want but it comes down to how many people die this way a year? 2, maybe 3? Even worldwide you might only find 5 or 6. You've got better odds of winning the lottery and getting struck by lightning on the same day than having this happen.
It doesn't take away from how awful this happening at all is, but i think it says a lot about people just looking for something to rile them up. Face it, people are fucked up and going to do fucked up things that get themselves and others killed. Religion is just an excuse for them to do that, not a reason.
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Six On The Dot wrote:
corellion wrote:
What a useless post, Taylor.

Also, I saw absolutely nothing in that article referencing Christianity, besides that pastors were encouraging it. So some murderous savages made a child drink acid. These people are ironing their daughters breasts so they don't get raped and excising their clitorises so they don't get pleasure from sex, at what point are we meant to blame religion for the specific ignorance of someone in the church? Nobody blames America, as a whole, for the actions of Fred Phelps. Sweden hasn't declared war, you know. And I wouldn't mention it except Atheism is meant to be rooted in anti-dogmatism and rationality, but most often it's reduced to this, simpleton fucking Richard Dawkins nonsense. It's ridiculous.

This is the first post you've made since coming back that isn't completely useless, and probably only not to contradict yourself. No one in this thread mentioned Christianity at all, regardless of the title, which is fuckin' humorous. Get Dan's funnybone out of your mouth and develop your own.

Also, this wouldn't be "blamed on religion" if this wasn't a common occurrence. Just last night I was reading about 14 year old Janet Moses, killed in New Zealand by her family and a priest because a Polynesian religion called Makatu believes that they can exorcise spirits from the body by scratching out a person's eyes and flooding their lungs with water.

Anneliese Michel was 23 when she died because of neglect, ordered by a priest who demanded her physical and mental illness was because of demonic forces, and her family watched her starve to death.

In Romania three years ago, a diagnosed schizophrenic nun was tied to a cross and left to die.

In Milwakee, and eight year old was suffocated to death when a 200 lb man sat on his chest for hours "exorcising" the boy.

Google "Death by Excorsim" for a thousand more examples, if you must, but to say it's ridiculous to blame deaths like this on religion is absurd.

In India they just beat some Muslim women and forced them to eat human shit for being "witches." http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8315980.stm

It's not that people wouldn't kill and torture each other without religion, it's that they wouldn't kill and torture each other because WITCHES ARE CASTING SPELLS ON US or THE BOOK GOD WROTE TELLS ME TO KILL FAGGOTS.

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http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2009/10/16/bc-home-circu...

GodJesus told this guy that he must circumcise his 4-year-old son by Passover or he will turn into a frog or something. Solution? Fuck a doctor, fuck a rabbi, fuck a mohel, he'll just DIY with an ordinary razor blade, some garbage bags, and some blood clotting powder designed for horses (the human kind was like, $30). He gets convicted of child neglect.

'Where would the Israelites have found ice?'—D.J.W., the accused

To be fair, he circumcised himself before he did his son.

This guy was Canadian, too, and should know better.

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'Where would the Israelites have found ice?'—D.J.W., the accused

This sounds like the start of a hilarious joke.

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Most religions preach the total opposite of violence. The Bible, the Koran, Jesus and Mohamed all preached and stressed peace and love. People are the ones that add the killing part then use religion as an excuse as to why they did it. Both Jesus and Mohamed are probably watching Christians and Muslims and saying, "Wow, you idiots just don't get it. Its easy, love each other. That's all. NO KILLING!"

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nathaniel parker wrote:
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It especially annoys me because you've only further cemented this concept of the inherent retardity of all of you. All this picture humor, it needs to stop. Go be real funny.


I had to repost this because my gifs are disappearing on me and it's good enough to be reposted.
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I don't know if I'd say this is a "common occurrence." I mean, yeah, you can read all the horror stories about this stuff you want but it comes down to how many people die this way a year? 2, maybe 3? Even worldwide you might only find 5 or 6. You've got better odds of winning the lottery and getting struck by lightning on the same day than having this happen.
It doesn't take away from how awful this happening at all is, but i think it says a lot about people just looking for something to rile them up. Face it, people are fucked up and going to do fucked up things that get themselves and others killed. Religion is just an excuse for them to do that, not a reason.

I'm not riled, but I don't think people should just go "Aw fuck, that's normal."

It might not be common by convention, but I mean, if this were Family Feud, and Louis Anderson wanted reasons people go apeshit and murder people they know, the board would look like this:

See? Even in that though it's only 2 out of 8. Unless you count the Dog for dyslexics, then it's just 3.
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also, I think that Peterman guy from Sienfeld does Family Feud now.

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Whatever happened to killing people just to eat em?

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I know Al from Home Improvement took over after Louis. Now they're down to this guy. I think it gets down to my turn to do it around the first week of December.