Cultsters vs Characters

adrenalin. i need adrenaline.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]you are ALL out of my will [/B][/QUOTE]

Everything always becomes so much funnier with this avatar. Or any of Gucci's avatars, for that matter.

lola, eh? that's pretty cool...

i will post my list soon. it's gonna be good.

yay!

Ya know, I really want to know why I've been compared to a dead ditsy blonde chick in a music video.

It really hurts. *In James Dean voice*- 'You're tearing me apart!'

yeah!

Ded chix r hawt.

necrophiliac.

Yeah. See. This probably belongs in the fetish thread. I don't want to get into it - but I was half serious about that. Meh. Not rotting, of course. That's just gross.

here goes:

tuffy: arthur "fonzie" fonzarelli

disx: donnie smith (william H. Macy) in magnolia

framstedt: charlie/donald kaufman (nicholas cage) adaptation

jane s.: winnie cooper from the wonder years

mirkah: stef from goonies

wesley sonck: jimmy (fred savage's lil bro') in the wizard (or as i like to call it, the greatest sports movie of all time)

knoxville: e.l. (seann william scott) in road trip

the gucci ghost: leland palmer from twin peaks

odd-reigh: josie in josie and the pussycats

rents: barry egan (adam sandler) punch drunk love

moe.ron: (i know you are going to hate me, so i'll do one bad and one good) Carrie from Sex and the city or michelle (samantha morton) in jesus' son before she died...

plastic: rob gordon (john cusack) in high fidelity

kl0pper: sean (vin diesel) in a man apart

bronskrat: allen (phillip seymour hoffman) in happiness

dennis: you just remind me of noah taylor, the person, not in any movie in particular...

insomnomaniac: enid in ghost world

will tupper: jack horner (burt reynolds) in boogie nights

d._prest: little pete wrigley from the hit show "pete and pete"

twopennykenny: another one that's not a character, you remind me of roberto benigni

xchuck: the kid in better off dead that chases john cusack around screaming "i want my 5 dollars!"...or whatever he said...

phew, i'm done with this for a while...i'm going to eat some nachos, and for the record. nachos are not sandwiches!

But they could be.

If it was a nacho sandwich!

Boogie Nights was a fine movie. A fine, fine film.

I'm just glad you didn't say I was Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in that. Then you would've got the beat down.

Roberto Benigni's a character alright...

how come i keep getting associated with sports so much?

im the least sport-o person i know.

hey io havnt visited this thread ina while, anyone wanna sum up who they said i was?

Beavis and Butthead. with love.

Wes---maybe because you chose the name of an international footballer? Maybe?!

"kl0pper: sean (vin diesel) in a man apart"

hahahahahahhahaahahaha

also: dammit. i don't know who Sam from DDA or Donnie from Magnolia are...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Wes---maybe because you chose the name of an international footballer? Maybe?! [/B][/QUOTE]

only cos it sounds silly, and not many ppl know who he is.

Charlie was perfect for Fram!

[QUOTE]insomnomaniac: enid in ghost world[/QUOTE]

not familiar w/ this one...

roberto benigni???

winnie the pooh has taken acid:D...more than once.

[url]www.imdb.com[/url]

best.list.ever. espesh:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by small_fire [/i]
[B]rents: barry egan (adam sandler) punch drunk love

xchuck: the kid in better off dead that chases john cusack around screaming "i want my 5 dollars!"...or whatever he said...[/B][/QUOTE]

and while SJP is hags mcslags, i wouldn't mind being as fab as carrie is on the show

mes gots to see adpatashun. charlies, huh?

ok ok...i got it. framstedt = c. montgomery burns.

can you believe i can actually imitate his voice. in fact, many people have suggested i do voice overs for cartoons, commericals, radio. not that i have one of those deep super cool voices like barry white, but i have always done imitations.

me *imitating montgomery burns*: smithers, who's that young go getter?
me *imitating smithers*: that's homer simpson, sir.

see?

is that why you use such old-timey words? perfecting your monty burns imitation?

i use old-timey words because i am an educated adult elitist male, you contentious progenitor of bilious hyperbole.

this thread always confused, so i never posted here

This thread always makes me laugh no matter how many times I read it.

I think Ruby is the punk schoolgirl chick from 'About a Boy', only nicer. Where has our darling Ruby been lately, anyway?

She's been hardcore studying for her exams and whatnot. No time to post here. High stress situation right now.

Hmm, reminds me of someone else who is still in school? Who is that? Someone who is supposed to be writing a big-ass short story for his creative writing class? Hmmmmmmmmm.

Damn you and your not schoolness.

Oh yeah, baby.

I am graduated.

Fear me.

I really want to be done with school right now. I got friends who's asses I want to kick cause they were out in April

I've been out since April, not graduated though.

*covers ass, backs up reluctantly then runs for the door*

Oh my goodness. where do you go to school? When did you start?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]i use old-timey words because i am an educated adult elitist male, you contentious progenitor of bilious hyperbole. [/B][/QUOTE]

contentious?? maybe, but that's only because you're much more funny when your panties are in a knot.

progenitor of hyperbole?? now you're way out of line. i'm certainly not the first person to exaggerate for emphasis. in fact, i'm rarely given to hyperbolic speech (or functions, for that matter).

now, old-timey, do you say "ahoy, hoy" when you pick up the phone? do you know which pedal is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix?

i blow into the phone before i use it and say operator, wise ass.

exhibit a, ladies and gents!!

I never use public phones unless I have some decongestant handy... I mean that Lysol stuff. Nasty stuff being spread around from people's oral cavities. Reminds me of a phone sex ad i saw once in a copy of "Leg Show". The pic showed a girl with a giant cock with a fist wrapped around it just inches from her face and her eyes shut tight and this wierd strained look on her face... and the caption said "Call now to talk to girls who think that cum is a decongestant". I never did call that number, but I always wondered what it was all about. I mean, I don't remember all of the other phone lines advertised about ball-sucking, donkey-raping, shit-eating, uncle-fuckers or whatever, but the cum as decongestant one just sticks out in my mind for some reason...

brock, take a break right now and loose some demon seed into the palm of your hands and rub it into your face. your dermatologist will love you for it!

hmmm...he *is* on a high protein diet...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]brock, take a break right now and loose some demon seed into the palm of your hands and rub it into your face. your dermatologist will love you for it! [/B][/QUOTE]

You reminded me of this...

[img]http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/toronto.jpg[/img]

if that ain't the funniest thing i've seen all day call me mush mouth! excellent. *Applause*

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]hmmm...he *is* on a high protein diet... [/B][/QUOTE]

also, to clarify things, that is a misconception... I mean, the idea that cum is high in protein. Just an oversimplified myth. Sure there's some, but I get like 1,000,000,000 times more protein from a single chicken breast, although once i was really hot for this chick and right while she was blowing me she flinched and moved and Mt. Vesuvious went off and it ended up on my face... stung in my eye even... she luckily cleaned my off with her tongue...

*awed silence*

*disgusted silence*

jane, just as a word of advice: avoid getting shot in the eye at all costs.