Cultsters vs Characters

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jane s.
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Yeah. I have a frownazoidal face. Is that better?

You are my sandwich!! Yum yum yummy yum.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rohan [/i]
[B]*snuff* Nobody can look past my image to see the [i]real[/i] me and make an informed decision about who I am, except for Wes. [/B][/QUOTE]

mate, im not sure even i can.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rohan [/i]
[B]I was not aware that Wes was commonly being compared to Sick Boy. Wes seems a lot smarter and a lot less scurvy than Sick Boy. Which is why I voted for the 'O Brother Where Art Thou?' guy. Suave. Smart. Attractive. Nice hair. Et cetera.[/B][/QUOTE]

oh, i have scurvy... i mean. oh, but i am.

also, what is Everett?

and ssh, stop talking about me.

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Everett is George Clooney's character. Mind, I do not think you are George Clooney. I think you are Everett.

And I shall talk about you behind your back all I want, dang it.

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dang to that. i wont have any Clooney-isms. i wont stand for it. Martin Luther and the Diet of Worms compels us.

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Martin Luther will totally bring the smackdown on your Aussie ass if you dis George Clooney again, dear.

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He will bringeth the smackdown, then eateth the sandwich!

It is a veritable Frownapalooze here in the house!

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Frownapalooza, baby! I love unicorns and stuff!

Probably time to go to bed now!

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ok, WHY everett then?

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I already said it like 2 times! Go back and read it! Dang it!!

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no, still cant see 'Why I Am Him' ? is it the Australia/Convict connection? id rather be John Goodman, with one eye.

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*sarcastically* Yes, it's the Australian/convict connection, for I am so shallow-minded that I associate all Australians with hardcore criminals.

Fine. You are Sick Boy. Fucking happy, man?

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Okay, I reread that and it sounded really mean. I am sorry. You are Yossarian from Catch-22 instead. Just because Grade 5 got me on a C-22 bent.

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ive got Catch22 here- havent watched it yet-- the Jon Voight flick. ok, and cos i dont know it- why are i him?

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Don't you dare watch the fucking movie!! Put that movie down right now and back slowly, slowly away. Now. Walk out of your house, down to the library and get a copy of 'Catch-22', by Joseph Heller. Then go home and burn that movie, and enjoy your book by the light of the fire.

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the book has a nice cover.

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Okay *sighs in relief* Crisis averted. So you have a copy of the book in your vicinity?

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no, its living in teh book shop.

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You must go liberate it from the tyranny of the bookshop. You can leave the movie in its place as a human sacrifice. Or a video sacrifice.

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dont hurt my Jon Voight. i drive his old car.

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ahahaha i just saw office space, im so michael bolton with the amchines, i cant even remember the number of times i beat the crap out appliances cause they dont work

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Wes, I don't care. It also has Art Garfunkle. Do yourself a favor and don't watch it. And read the book. Hell, I'll send it to you if you don't want to buy it.

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Ha ha - knoxville is teh awesome.

"There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until that no-talent ass-clown started winning Grammy's." LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!1111

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Also: Damn, it feels good to be a gangstah!

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kenny: squee! from the johnny the homicidal maniac series
who the?? i'm retarded...... if there's one uncultured cultster in this forum, it's me. perhaps someone can get a photo of this "squee!" guy and let me see? Smile Big pretty pretty please Smile Big

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]dont hurt my Jon Voight. i drive his old car. [/B][/QUOTE]
i get it!!! seinfeld!!! Smile Big thats teh funney!!! Smile Big

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lol lol lol
whats that quote about the paper loader again?

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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'snowwhite: kim basinger from the "last dance with mary jane" video by tom petty. she tends to let us project our concept of her onto her. '

Haha. And I promised I wouldn't cry.

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"PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

Yeah, Knoxville? Yeah. We need to have a little talk. Seems someone forgot to put the new cover sheet on their TPS Report! Smile Big

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oh yah someones got a new msn name

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gucci ghost... your avetar says it all.... but, since i already posted, um..... someone else as that kid, you are close to the character.... um........ the shark in toystory!!! you know? the shark that jumps out of the toybox with woody's hat and is all, "I'm woody! howdy, howdy howdy, howdy!!!" dude, you're so him!!! Smile Big

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]you are ALL out of my will [/B][/QUOTE]

based on what?

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Squee!
[img]http://www.saltypirate.com/johnny/g/squee.jpg[/img]

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[QUOTE]kenny: squee! from the johnny the homicidal maniac series
who the?? i'm retarded...... if there's one uncultured cultster in this forum, it's me. perhaps someone can get a photo of this "squee!" guy and let me see? pretty pretty please [/QUOTE]

kenny, you are TEH STOOPED!!!11!!!

go back and look at teh jhonen vasquez appreciation thread.

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you know, for awhile i thought the gooch was the pilsbury dough boy. don't ask me why. lol

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kitty, i'm not soeh much teh stupid as I am teh lazy Smile Big
squee! is like a fucking awesome compliment. just like denny. Smile wow. i feel soeh teh loved

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
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mirkah: one of the heathers from heathers. don't know why, really.
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oh amber, are you still sore about highschool?

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Tuffy the Dump Truck reminds me of Calvin (& Hobbes)
Decalogue reminds me of Dean Moriarty (On the Road)
Framstedt /Algernon (I think thats his name) in The importance of Being Earnest
Disx/Holden Caulfied (alternately scathing & sentimental)
Knoxville: Crispin Glovers character in "River's Edge" & sometimes Cartmen
Dennis: Greg Saunders on CSI, Nevada
Oragami Lips: Daria
Small_Fire: Lola (Run Lola Run)
Kl0pper: Jack Handy

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"Disx/Holden Caulfied (alternately scathing & sentimental)"

Hrm, one of my close friends said I reminded him exactly of Holden, too. I suppose it is a pretty close match.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]Does anyone else find this odd? [/B][/QUOTE]

guess someone hasn't been keeping up on current events, tuffy fka decalogue.

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Maybe someone is still enjoying the prank. I mean, was. Thanks guys.

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my middle name is halden. everyone used to spell it holden as in caufield. yuck.

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Wait... waitwaitwaitwait.... Tuffy... is Decalogue?

Woah.

Total mindblow.

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my middle name is annmarie, but everyone, including the dmv, spells it ann marie. talk about yuck!

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*dances to the music of thumping as disx succumbs to tuffy's enraged assault on his sense*

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/evades

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lol. TUFFY! *screams* WHY DID YOU LET HIM GO!

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I was already dead.

Remember my old title?

Dead boys don't say no...

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we're all dying in that sylvia plath way, disx. you know that. come on.

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Nah.

I died at 8.

I think I'm waking up, though. Maybe.