Cultists Interviewing Cultists 2010 - it's ON....
Entries are closed. If you want to be interviewed and you aren't on this list, you can talk to yourself, for all I care. Here's the List!
You are interviewing the person below you on the list
Examples are here, if you still need them:
Monkeywright vs. Franc Tireur!
BRAVE SOULS:
Atomos (will be interviewed by corellion)
Mikerocuts
Z
Monkeywright
ejrathke
Alexa
giggan
xec8
lovebomb
caitlinstalks
AudreyThirteen
Big S
HardCandy
VvGaneshavV
Hattie
Jane S.
ScarecrowJack
Team BarbWig
Jill's Tit
Tuffy(interview only)
Try to complete your interview by February 28th
Tuffy is only able to BE interviewed, not to ask questions, so we have a situation where we need someone to pull double duty and interview Mikerocute. Takers?
I'll try it.
I also don't want to interview her. Or be interviewed by her.
Who DO you want to interview?
I would consent to being interviewed*, but I am unable at this time to reciprocate, sadly. I already semi-committed to Six's Storytime, and that leaves me pretty tight.
* Look, there are some things I just don't want to discuss here. A string of "No comment."s is quite possible. Let's leave it at that.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Not you either. I'd settle for the following, some of whom haven't signed up:
- Monkeywright
- ScarecrowJack
- giggan
- Hattie
- Vig Pup
- Mirka
- Kirk
- Vendetta
- Jane S.
- Spike
- Smartazboy
- Moonie
- Ludwarbra (that's like brangelina, but it sounds like luftwaffe)
- Ironman
Mainly because these are the people I have questions for. I think I tied asking Ironman questions once, though. He was odd.
Dude, all I know about you is that you're a child and a complete boor. That's plenty, thanks.
EDIT: Either randomize it completely or let people pick. None of this wah wah! crap.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I was talking to Vitaly, kitten. You keep doing what you're doing though, it's going great! I'm sure that eventually someone will ask to interview you and you can add something beyond complaining that other people are adding things. Wait, look, here they come!
I was actually asked to participate, Corellion. I don't recall anyone caring if you did or not.
How are those O levels going, btw?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Edit: Calm down. I can't reply to all this instaneously. I did enjoy your O-Levels, thing, though. It was wide, but I'm impressed you know something, no matter how antiquated your knowledge may be. Try again, if you want. Or do we go back and forth? I could ask you how your menopause is going, that'd be funny. Really, though, I'd like to interview you. It's not as if you're running short on diamonds to drop on this forum, I'm sure you can manage a few questions and a story.
"Kitten" Nice edit. 
He loves me!
*dancing away twirling my dress*
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Do you find me conceited? I just wanted to know who stirred your curiosity, not to seek attention. Especially from you. C'mon!
I'd interview you, Vitaly, you know I would, but I can chat with you and those other folk are a little mysterious to me. Folk not unlike Tuffy, who's past 40 and has a kid, but prefers spending time here where he feels superior because his prostate is in bad kip.
I still don't understand why you think it's about me!
Haven't you people learned by now that everything is about me?
There is hope, but not for us.
Truest. In fact, why am I not indulging in Janeness RIGHT NOW, AS I TYPE.
*Grabs phone*
BEST. 15. SECONDS.
EVER.
It's about quality, not quantity.
There is hope, but not for us.
I'm in!
Is Jane S. in or no? I forget...
You guys realize that we have a mechanism that any of you can use, at any time to do this sort of stuff, right?
All you have to do is let Mirka know that you want to interview someone and we give you access to make one of these. http://chuckpalahniuk.net/community
Your avatar is sexy Kirk.
So is yours.
My prostrate is fine. In fact, I'm massaging it right now!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
The mechanism is in place, but this makes it more of an event. It's like wearing a pink ribbon to support domestic abuse or whatever.
I don't need to wear a ribbon to show my support for domestic abuse.
But she'll still need to wear her black eye, amirite?
I'll interview anyone. I'd prefer not to be interviewed by a new person that i don't know.
I'll interview someone... I guess! 
In response to Mike's formal invitation! 
I would love to participate, but I doubt that I could meet the deadline. I have two author interviews lined up (Dan Chaon and Mary Gaitskill) both for next month. (Though I'm not sure that both will be posted next month.)
Next time, for sure.
I am look forward to reading these.
awww. next time, gadget, next time!
I'm on the list twice! I could interview myself.
I'll do it.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
but..b
If six and ruth interview one another, i predict they become best friends.
Or one of them gets banned.
Random,y'all. Raaaandom. We'll get through this together. Is Feb 6th too long to wait to close signups though?
I think you could close them now or just wait till Sunday. I reckon most everyone who's going to sign up already has.
Assign us Mike!! I wants to thinks of questions to ask 
barbwig are in too.
Dammit, Barbwig is so obvious!
fine, i'll do it.
lovebomb v. rosiemoonjumper is up http://chuckpalahniuk.net/community
Barbwig! - do you want separate interviews or are you working as a team?
No abuse or hate required.
Though, you may need to badger me. Oh, it turns out that after you post the interview, it has to be "approved" which just means I make it visible to the general public.
I try to check the site a few times a day, but you are always welcome to email me at mirkaSPATchuckpalahniuk.net
Should that be mirka "@" chuckpalahniuk.net?
Yep.
Exactly. I'm gonna switch to SPAT. haa
Cool, just wanted to make sure they had the correct email.
Cutoff to sign up or have the interview finished?