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Fri, 04/29/2011 - 23:48

#101

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

aww that's cute

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 23:49

#102

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

want one?

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Fri, 04/29/2011 - 23:52

#103

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

puhleeeaaseee Smile

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 23:56

#104

13thStep

Rob the Mormon(not really)

From: Utah

Joined: 12/10/2004

Can I haz robot?

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:00

#105

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

AUDREY-BOT BOOP BEEP

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:06

#106

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

beep boop beep Love

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:06

#107

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

Tuffy wrote:

It's more like aardvark than anteater. Aardvarks have shorter, coarser hair. Just like on Matty's lovedoodle.

And our musky love shall permeate all the threads!

All of them!

This made me choke on my cigarette smoke. So funny and good and true.

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Tuffy wrote:

If I'm fucking you, it's because I want to merge my soul with yours; regain, however briefly, the divine unity that was lost when we descended from glory and manifested into these clumsy flawed sexes.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:13

#108

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

13th Step-bot!

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:15

#109

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

that sooo looks like a mormon bot

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I will shit internationally!

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:17

#110

13thStep

Rob the Mormon(not really)

From: Utah

Joined: 12/10/2004

Awesome!!!!!!!

AND I have a monocle and you don't Jaz...

Sounds like jealousy to me! Tongue

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:17

#111

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

it has a monocle for extra classiness

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:18

#112

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

but she has pneumatic arm clamps!

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:20

#113

13thStep

Rob the Mormon(not really)

From: Utah

Joined: 12/10/2004

This is true.

I have no arms, so if my monocle falls off, I guess I'll need Jaz's help with those fancy arms...

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:22

#114

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

it wont fall off. it is riveted on.

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:30

#115

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

I'm a yellow sunshine love bot!

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chewandswallow wrote:

I'm not insulted by what I said.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:31

#116

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

i can haz bot?

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:58

#117

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

I will do more tomorrow. I promise!

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 01:11

#118

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 01:54

#119

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

13thStep wrote:

Awesome!!!!!!!

AND I have a monocle and you don't Jaz...

Sounds like jealousy to me! :P

I'm not jealous i just forgot to add in rob the mormon bot psshh

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 03:51

#120

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

-Bleep- I love robots, -bleep- toooo! n_n

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 07:24

#121

trueposer

I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.

From: Denver, CO

Joined: 05/18/2010

I would of done better if I had a mouse to work with. It took me the longest time to do this with just my laptop's touch pad...

Jill's Tit

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:26

#122

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

that's pretty frickin sweet.

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:43

#123

Melody

Fuck Pants

From: louisiana

Joined: 02/16/2007

I concur.

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:50

#124

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

Too bad Vitaly ain't around no more to see it. Also, poser is totally, and perhaps creepily, crushing on Vitaly.

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 14:26

#125

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

matthew.odonnell wrote:

Too bad Vitaly ain't around no more to see it. Also, poser is totally, and perhaps creepily, crushing on Vitaly.

way to burn jill tit's secret identity

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I will shit internationally!

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 14:33

#126

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

Whoopsy Daisy!

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 15:57

#127

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

It saddens me that there's no way for me to participate in this. No recent pictures. No drawing skills. *sadface*

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 17:15

#128

trueposer

I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.

From: Denver, CO

Joined: 05/18/2010

I just got a mouse today! Send me pictures at trueposer@yahoo.com and I'll make you into a cartoon!

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 17:17

#129

trueposer

I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.

From: Denver, CO

Joined: 05/18/2010

I only have a slight crush on him. I'm sure he'd beat me within an inch of my life if I ever thought any different, as previous past experiences have proven very vividly. I hate emergency room visits.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 17:22

#130

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

I don't think he'd bash you. At all. But, yeah, I get what you're saying: you've been gay-bashed.

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 17:32

#131

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

I don't really know Vitaly, but yeah, not all straight guys feel threatened when a gay guy finds them attractive. My husband has had gay guys crush on him or pick up on him quite a few times and he just takes it as a compliment to blush over a little more than if it was a girl flirting with him.

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chewandswallow wrote:

I'm not insulted by what I said.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 18:31

#132

Tuffy

by Sandoz

From: The Center of

Joined: 03/29/2009

Vitaly has danced naked on video on this very site with a cardboard cutout of Johnny Depp in pirate drag. I read him as an easy-going guy with a broad sense of humor and get the feeling that he'd be cool with being on the receiving-end of a tiny bit o' twink crush. His girlfriend on the other hand would find it totally hawt.

I could be wrong though.

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 18:53

#133

trueposer

I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.

From: Denver, CO

Joined: 05/18/2010

Tall thin people have no feelings. This is a scientific fact.

And here's Loveofvinyl!

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 22:25

#134

subby socks

It ain't gonna suck itself

From: The Erogenous Zone

Joined: 10/09/2010

Didn't Vitaly once post a picture of himself in a bra and panties?

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 23:25

#135

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

pepper wrote:

You're so right. It's just as flattering. I dig it when gay guys hit on me. Even have a little flirt back, because, why the fuck not?

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 23:43

#136

subby socks

It ain't gonna suck itself

From: The Erogenous Zone

Joined: 10/09/2010

Guys never hit on me...

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 00:13

#137

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

Well straight it up or something already! (Gosh. It can't be that hard.)

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chewandswallow wrote:

I'm not insulted by what I said.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 00:15

#138

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

HEy, can you come make my hair look that awesome IRL?

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 00:19

#139

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

I honestly though you were referring to Justin then, Kate. As in, aren't all gay guys good hairdressers? But then I realised you were talking about the vector. But, the guy that did it is gay, so, maybe...all gay guys actually are good hairdressers.

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 00:24

#140

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

I think all artists have the potential to be good hairdressers. It's something about knowing how to properly sculpt the fur coat for your brain. I don't know why so many hairdressers are gay. It remains a puzzlement to me. At any rate, I like that hair.

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 00:52

#141

rosiemoonjumper

Queen of Fucking Everything

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/25/2007

Those are pretty cool Trueposer.

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pepper wrote:

I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 05:18

#142

Tyler Knight

Joined: 10/13/2009

Great thread idea. If someone would post a photograph, it would be really cool to see how everyone interprets the same subject in a drawing/painting.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 05:21

#143

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

That is a pretty cool idea, Tyler. Having all the Cult Artists draw the one thing. Would be very interesting to see what everyone came up with.

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 08:48

#144

Melody

Fuck Pants

From: louisiana

Joined: 02/16/2007

Question is, who is brave enough to be the subject for this experiment?

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 09:20

#145

subby socks

It ain't gonna suck itself

From: The Erogenous Zone

Joined: 10/09/2010

...

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 09:55

#146

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

Obviously, I'd be happy to donate myself. Life Drawing? Let me whip something up. Strike a pose.

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 09:36

#147

Melody

Fuck Pants

From: louisiana

Joined: 02/16/2007

But I've all ready drawn you, that's no fun!

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:02

#148

Tuffy

by Sandoz

From: The Center of

Joined: 03/29/2009

But you haven't drawn a full-length nude.

Edit: That we know of.

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:21

#149

Alecia

From: Frolix-8

Joined: 01/30/2004

Y'all have some real talent! Somebody do me, please.

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:33

#150

Tuffy

by Sandoz

From: The Center of

Joined: 03/29/2009

Alecia wrote:

Somebody do me, please.

I thought you'd never ask.

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Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.