Culties as Art...Sort of
Oh, my.
My posts today look like I'm drunk-culting 
Melody! That's such a great drawing!
thanks for all the compliments. 
I'll try and do some more soon. I will probably do quick sketches instead of spending three hours on them though.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Hey guys? I was just j/k.
He actually looks like THIS
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No, I think the first one was more accurate.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
(me too)
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It might be a little distorted, I'll try to get a scan of it later.
And normally I wouldn't post the photo for comparison but Matty thinks I've been too generous. He said, "You've definitely made me look heaps more gorgeous than I actually am." I may have made him look a little older and a given him a tad more defined facial structure, which I didn't mean to do, but I think its pretty close.
Of course now that I've posted it I'm seeing a ton more things wrong with it, grr. I hate being a perfectionist.
Shit Melody,
Nothing wrong with being a perfectionist. You got skills to match your nipples girl. Great portrait...so you do a lot of this huh. Matt, you got a Jim Morrison thing workin' big time.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
I don't know why but the portrait reminds me of legends of the fall even though Matty doesn't remind me of Brad. I think it's the hair.
I wonder if this looks anything like who it is
that's me! I love it pepper 
I thought it was Alecia.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
At first I did too when I saw the hair but as I scrolled down I realized it was from my pictures on facebook. One of the few times I wore red lipstick and pearls.
Nah, I knew that was Jaz from the start. She's got those piercing eyes.
Like, they literally pierce me with knives. It's so ruuuude.
Hahaha.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
yeah. Now I see I should have touched the mouth up more and the forehead isn't high enough. Charcoal is supposed to be a bit messy though so I'm not going to fret over it. (it took me forever to find my charcoal paper then it was right under my nose the whole time!)
Funny you mention that, because just last night Melody called me the Jim Morrison of the literary world. I only hope that becomes true. Guy's a fucking legend.
And, thanks. That's a lovely compliment to get. Though, I don't really see it. Maybe just the length of my hair at the moment, and the fact that it's wavy. Cheers though, all the same. Might have to break out the leather pants again, now that I've lost that relationship-fat. Ah, good times.
Pics of leather pants please.
Kthx.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Like, they literally pierce me with knives. It's so ruuuude.
My eyes always get me in trouble
Kthx.
Ahahaha! I'll post one later, in the picture thread. Or maybe dress down would be more appropriate seeing as though theyre worn with the fly open? Hmmm. Either way, I'm fucking stoked I fit back into them. Losing weight somehow. Awesome.
And, yeah, I knew that was Jazzy straight away. Love it!
Hrm, if I ever write another erotic story, I'm going to call it "Anteaters and Leather".
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
grossssssssssssss
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Look who's talking, Edward Scissorhands victim.
It's official. Two threads, TWO, have turned into Matt and Tuffy sex threads. Great.
it permeates everything like black mold.
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I think it's great!
Nobody complained when it was two hot chicks... but now that's two hot guys...
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I assume you are somewhat-clumsily referring to me? I am allowed to say gross, when your penis is likened to an anteater. I totally am allowed.
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Nobody complained when it was two hot chicks... but now that's two hot guys...
I have been rolling my eyes regardless of gender. No one is exempt from my silent judging! <3
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I assume you are somewhat-clumsily referring to me? I am allowed to say gross, when your penis is likened to an anteater. I totally am allowed.
It was all in good ol' jest. No need to get nasty by calling my stab clumsy.
Maybe Tuffy and I should start a wedding thread?
Nobody complained when it was two hot chicks... but now that's two hot guys...
DOUBLE STANDARD
Nasty stabs get called clumsy when they are. That's how we do it in the 206, cupcake.
Affirmative: You and Tuffy should definitely confine it to one thread. QUARANTINE THAT SHIT ; D
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Hahaha, because they're having buttsex. Get it?
it's like the Cult turned into the Benny Hill show and all i can hear is Yackety Sax in everrrrry goddamn thread
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we need Nate here to restore some fucking order to this place.
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It will calm down soon, I bet. Ride the wave and enjoy it while it lasts.
On a similar note, today I found out that my organization funds a program for Lesbian, Bi-sexual, Gay and Trans-gender...
... seniors.
Also, I spoke to the Community Impact Director (the guy in our organization that spends the money our organization collects) and I might be sitting on a board or two again soon!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Affirmative: You and Tuffy should definitely confine it to one thread. QUARANTINE THAT SHIT ; D
Wow. Condescending, too. Nice work.
Affirmative: You and Tuffy should definitely confine it to one thread. QUARANTINE THAT SHIT ; D
Wow. Condescending, too. Nice work.
srsly? LOL. The internets are serious biznazz! Come on duder. Buck up.
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I'm just being a dick. Pay no mind.
It's like a car accident... you can't help but stare in horror.
Anyway... I'm gonna go take a shit and see if I can see a cultie's face in it cuz this thread turned to shit quick.
Six words a girl should never utter.
Also, I'm sorry. 
It's more like aardvark than anteater. Aardvarks have shorter, coarser hair. Just like on Matty's lovedoodle.
And our musky love shall permeate all the threads!
All of them!
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I recommend leaving a shit...ba-dum-chhhhh
i am more than willing to draw anyone of the rest of you as a cryptozoological creature! just say the word : D MAYHAPS AN ANTEATER? oh wait...those are real. n/m!
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oh ok a butthurt aardvark it is! roffle!
and yes. that's what it is. a sort of MUSK. an oily MUSK secreted from glands located near the ANAL AREA.
Who wants me to draw them as a robot?! I totally will!
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Katie's cranky. XD
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I would love to be a robot.
this isn't cranky! this is just spunky chops-bustin! it's like people forgot how to spar on here! wtf
u kno i <3 yall
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HERE IS PEPPER-BOT
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just cause i know you all wonder what he looks like...
edit: SOrry for the blurry phone pic. i dont gots a scanner. IT IS LEIF GARRETTSON!
I knew it!
Cammie I love the drawing of Sin!
And Mel that portrait is great I'd so bang the shit out of whoever that guy is hahaha (love you Mattjew)
I loved Peppers portraits. Steve and Timby are among my top favorites.