Cultie Talent Show
I left the name out of the title, but it's there. I spelled it Y-O-U.
Don't know where you got that from but okay. I love how you wrote like my name that like that after I JUST spelled it out for you.
I left the name out of the title, but it's there. I spelled it Y-O-U.
Of course, that's how I knew it was about me. I'm just not a fan of subtle.
Don't know where you got that from but okay. I love how you wrote like my name that like that after I JUST spelled it out for you.
Because, while I'm reading it, I'm "you" as in "me". You're not "me", so how can you be "you"? DUH.
"Jess" isn't snazzy. "Jes" is snazzy. It's also the first way I've seen your name spelt, so I'm stickin' to it.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
How about a drawing of a prancing naked man?
Beer to wash that down with?
That's a good one. He really looks as if he was prancing. I can almost picture him humming a tum-di-dum.
God damn it, I was walking. Not prancing.
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Other than that, I think you well captured my light-hearted spirit. Nicely done.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
What happened to your right hand?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I was moving it very very fast.
Also, I'd left two-thirds of my penis at home that day. I just want to be clear on that.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Those surgeries must've done a real number on your member, but at least now it's detachable. That's kinda cool.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
You guys are awesome.
And ridiculous.
You guys make me laugh.
What am I washing down with that beer??
... that... is true... figures I'd spell my own diminutive the lame way.
I prefer the double s. I like to imagine it stands for so sexy.
@Jes
Good! So, from now on, can you call me "Ike"? Nobody ever calls me "Ike", and it is the proper diminutive of "Isaac". But I don't know if it's snazzier...
Si vis pacem, para bellum
But then it wouldn't be grammatically correct with the rest of the acronym; J being "Just" and E being "extraordinarily".
Si vis pacem, para bellum
But then it wouldn't be grammatically correct with the rest of the acronym; J being "Just" and E being "extraordinarily".
An inadequate attempt at one upsmanship! Hmmpf!
... Sure.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
D'awww. According to my 1st grade teacher, I used to be very talented when it came to the art of the bad acrostic "poems". Look.
Just
Especially
So
Super
Intensely
Cool,
Ay
I'm proud of this one.
I'm
Knowledgeable,
Ediot
The next one is a story.
Crisis!
Hero
Rescues
Invalid!
S'okay!
I don't know about this one.
That's
Uber
Fluffy,
Fool...
Yay!
Or these three. Might as well do everyone who posted on this page.
Acclaimed
Melancholy
Balloon
Evades
Road
Snakes
Are
Real
Assholes,
Honestly
I'm
Really
Interested!
Nah...
Adios!
Sigh. I've been inside this room for too long. Adios for real!
I love mine.
Those were awesome jesS, I think you captured us all well.
Not sure I like the irony implied in mine.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I am fluffy!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I had a friend in high school called Ike.
His last name was Eisenhauer though, so it was kind of a gimme. I imagine in, various circles, his bothers and his dad were also called Ike.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Also. I made you all think about my penis.
XD
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
That's hardly a talent. Anyone can make people think about your penis.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Schrödinger's Teddy Bear, bitchez.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
The irony makes it. Anyway, even though a lot of people here argue and disagree with you... I doubt that many of them think you're an idiot. I definitely don't.
You're smart and pretty and most people like you most of the time.
Is
So
Acute
And
Cute
Do me.
With pleasure.
Frankly,
Reality
Almost
Never
Knows
Any
Zingers...
Besides
Obviously
You
That's right, take that copper hat off in respect.
Just kidding, don't cite me.
Whatever you want?
Cooling down after all the sexiness I put in your head, obviously. 
I read this and I was thinking copper as in the metal. and it made me jealous of Frank and want a copper hat, all I have is this dumb foil one though.
Schrödinger's Teddy Bear, bitchez.
Now my brain is in a pretzel, Thank You.
I want one too!
She did one for you! It is up there.
Oh yes. She did. My brain isn't functioning properly right now, I think I killed a few neurons today.
I just stummbled across this thread & wanted to share some of my poetry.
When I thought of writing,
I wanted to be that man –
Him under a magician’s cloth of marble rocks,
caressing his lovers hand, admiring the sky of night
as her diamond reposes on her ring finger.
He is thinking of a thousand more ways to call her beautiful.
& they'll never be my words
my verse, his lady to call my Queen.
She'll never bare my cross
because I wouldn't allow myself to become that burden.
There's a kink in my disposition
...a...glitch in the make-up forming my cells structure
this is simple
...I'm not that man.
I'm a man of truth & truth alone.
I write what I see
& what I see, allows me to write.
For that I'm proud to be one mile away from the gutter
but not always happy that the shitty pipes run beneath my home.
I had a childhood until fourteen.
I'm tarnished; I shower to keep the tide at bay
& the marks upon this body will be my own doing.
I’m an open book
…ink will tell you all about me
as it does others,
forming the underbelly of millions of animals
& if a koi fish on my calf means I'm holding on too this life, I guess I'll be ok.
I found faith when I remembered who I am;
I am unadored.
There is no proper way to cope, no everlasting grace.
Just a flame on a river floating away.
I drew my friend/soon to be girlfriend:
It's mostly pen and pencil. Jazmyn's next, hers'll be bigger and better. Also, poetry sucks.
I thought I would show off a little bit of my furniture, because I don't think I have in the past.
That's just a couple and I've got a bunch more on my site. www.nickdoremus.com or if anybody wants to see more here that's cool too.
That is fantastic! You made all of those yourself?
Really beautiful.
Thanks! Yes i did it all by myself. It only took 10 or 15 minutes.
But why did you smear the wall with blood from her neck? OHNO JAZMYN!
Yes. Yours is lovely too. I actually did like it but forgot to comment.
But if you are drawing culties next, I am becoming a bit indifferent to those sorts of drawings. I've drawn nearly the whole lot of you and not one scribble even of me has been made! Not One! You all just pretend to love me.
Yes. Yours is lovely too. I actually did like it but forgot to comment.
But if you are drawing culties next, I am becoming a bit indifferent to those sorts of drawings. I've drawn nearly the whole lot of you and not one scribble even of me has been made! Not One! You all just pretend to love me.
Blatantly false. Blatantly.
Ahem. He was obviously thinking of me, jes.
Si vis pacem, para bellum