Cult Trading Cards

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by grade 5 dropout [/i]
[B]So why's she married to you!??!?!?

OOOHHHHHHHHH ZIIINNNGGGGG!!! [/B][/QUOTE]

*[b]PIMPSLAP[/b]*

It's all love, Tuffy.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by grade 5 dropout [/i]
[B]No, I don't work this Sunday. In fact that'll be my first day off in 12 days. [/B][/QUOTE]

bladdy ell mate. where the bladdy ell do you work?

i'm headed up to northampton tonight. not sure what my bud has planned. i mean, we may stop and pick up a whore or two and then poke chopsticks into their eyes. who knows. if we don't get into any trouble with john law, who knows. maybe frammy's in da house!

psycho was a very disturbing read btw.

Hahaha. I'll need some details as to your name and appearance so I can notify the bouncers that you're cool.

i see you are inspired

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by grade 5 dropout [/i]
[B]It's all love, Tuffy. [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh, I know. I just sometimes feel like pimpslapping somebody.

bouncers, eh? a party, methinks. frammy loves parties.

I work at a coffee bar in town, and I'm not gay. Nice accent, by the way.

But wasn't it great?

No party. No bouncers. Hell, it might even be dead tonight. We have entertainment tonight, though. A kid on guitar and some band teacher from his school. Could be a decent turnout.

s'good isn't it. i was hoping that y'all noted that it was an accent and not me just typing like wang.

ah, the blissful joys of an eventide in the northeast.

what's the best brew to order, laddie?

Well, let's see.

Are in you in the mood for some drip coffee? If you are we have our house roast, Mexican organic. It's a nice, smooth middle-of-the-road coffee. Or if you like a darker roast I believe today we're brewing Kenya AA.

Or would you fancy a latte perhaps?

Grrr...... People told me that Frammy posted his picture, so while I checked the old pages over and over again looking for his pic(I don't thinkhe was even a member yet), I come back, and he has posted a pic... but of Saddam Hussian. Framstedt, please, post a picture of yourself(YOURSELF!). Please...

dude, coffee house guys are HOT seriously, i don't know about anywhere else, but in Reading, in the nicer (ie not Starbucks) coffee shops, they're always these italian dudes.

I'm not Italian, but I'm still hot.

I'm cute.

But are you a coffee house guy?

Here ya go!

Sadly, no.

What you can't see is the disembodied prostitute's head with it's cold mouth around his penis.

i like lattes. lattes are good. still, drip is nice, but what about guatemala? i was shot at there years ago, crossing the border laden with mayan ritual masks. the coffee spilled all over my lap in the rover, but the aroma i'll remember forever.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]Here ya go! [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh yeah! I can't believe I forgot about that! I didn't know that was you, but I remember it though because the scenery looks just like a wedding I went to a few weeks before you posted it. Why did you delete it?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]Here ya go! [/B][/QUOTE]
Hey, look! Fram's an adult! Don't trust him!

you know, the psycho references must stop, um, because, like, my girlfriend, evelyn is, um, getting concerned.

I really laughed when I read that. Very clever.

tuffy, as ever, i bow to your powers of observation.

thankee. thankee. how's that guatamalan?

g5d you ARE hot. we both scrubbed up well for teh prom dont you think. excellente

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]you know, the psycho references must stop, um, because, like, my girlfriend, evelyn is, um, getting concerned. [/B][/QUOTE]

Frammy, I think that is why Tuffy keeps Mrs. Tuffy away from the Cult. Maybe you should, either, bring Evelyn into the fold, or try to distract her with shiny objects.

i always thought you were lunching with fellow wallstreeters

I'm not sure if we have guatemalan... But I'm positive we have Mexican (every day) Kenyan, and Peruvian. We have five differen't countries of origin but my memory is slipping.

And yes, we cleaned up real nice for teh prom.

No XChuck it's Mrs The Dump Truck! it's teh finniest and teh beaniest too

you think she'd appreciate the 8,000 diamond and ruby bracelet i had made for her at harry winston's. jesus.

Slut. I'll bring my nailgun to work incase you drop by. Just as long as you promise to give it back.

is it a dewalt nailgun?

That does seem like a lot, Framman. But, I think you should just show her a Chuck book of your choosing, and see if she likes it. And you need to read more of Chuck's books!

"at harry winston's"

you kidding right?

DeWalt and yellow.

in taiwan...ther'es a jewlery store called winston diamonds

its' for suckers who think it is harry winston....

origami, i am lunching today with don trump, who's wearing a custom navy pinstriped suit by oxxford, a cream broadcloth spread collar shirt from turnbull & asser, tie by paul stuart and benchmade shoes from lobb. i am wearing a navy chalk stripe suit, a lavender spread collar shirt, and a silver/grey tie, all by faconnable. where's price? i need some coke.

stop doing bateman

oh god..i'm so confused
seeming vs reality

i have never set foot in harry winston's. instead, i drool at the precious little sweet nothings in the window. *pause* why am i not surprised that you know about harry winston? do you know van arpels and cleef. much more cache there, darling.

Ohhh, do you ever turn off the clever?

dewalt makes great tools.

origami, no. you all have compared me to bateman. i read american psycho at grd5's request. now that i have the style and rhythym down, i am letting loose.

van arpels and cleef is so so in my books
only got hot beacuse of sarah jessica

hmm...why arent you surprised that i know..
and why am i not surprised that you knwo that i know

no, i don't. it seems to be working out for me, though. clever, i mean.

AP is hard to read...excessive...had to skim through pages of pages of him going through his stuff...

we'll talk...
after i get my yahoo thing handled