Cult Trading Cards

I'm sorry if that sounded like I was hitting on you. I wasn't. I was just observing.

(this post is aimed toward Six On The Dot)

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/attachment.php?s=&postid=193251[/IMG]

flowbee much?

[img]http://home.comcast.net/~douchebagmusic/photos/drunk.jpg[/img]
yea, get some.

This is an older pic, but it's so metal, how can I resist?

Now this is a motherfucking trading card:

[IMG]http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/Mungkay/mungkaycard.jpg[/IMG]

I was going for novelist of homosexual romance novels, but I leave it open for interpretation.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Six On The Dot [/i]
[B]Me, Version passed out. [/B][/QUOTE]

Holy crap that photo is dark. What'd you do, get David Fincher to direct it or something?

how do ya put pics on this

and don't write
"like this"
and then put one on there

unless thats what ya wanna do

go to Post reply at the bottom left hand of the topic, it's a small green button with white writing. Under the box where you write your post theres a place where you can upload pictures from your computer.

Or you could put in some some Image tags.

it doesn't have these options grrrrr

What do you mean it doesn't have "these options"? What are you looking for?

Look, it should say "POST REPLY" somewhere underneath this very post in capital letters. Look, bottom right hand corner of this very post.

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Look at the arrow, you see the right direction now!?

Okay, that button, click it, great, now on this page you should be on there should be a big box where you say "I'm sorry for being a dope, Grae" and then underneath that big box theres a button that you click, a little window will open up and you can pick a file to upload, when the box dissappears scroll down and find the button that says "Post Reply" and Hooray! We should be done.

Now for homework I want to see you post a picture in the next post.

got it

this is the only picture i have of me
i'm at work and it was emailed to me from a friend

hahaha
thanks man

lol

New one...took today

Hint of saddness
and yes, I can see the future with that red spot between my brows

And yes, I am a guy...

This I must say, is my favourite

(*note: proof that pictures are indeed deceptive and evil)

that one is very cute, Lippy

I second that, although I think the first one is cute, too.

Theres a lot of people on here whose picture I want to see, but they haven't posted them, or removed a link that let me view them.

Get it together, people.

Wowzerz!

Thanks Maddie and Brak!

Lippy far and away wins the most pictures for the cult award. Prolly most creative, too.

Thank you but I don't think I have the most pictures up, do I? I am a guilty narcissist. Thank you for thinking it is the most creative. There is only so many poses you can do before it all looks the same. And yes, I took them all myself...because I don't trust anyone as I always look HORRIBLE when they take it.

Yep, sometimes the only way to look good is to take the picture yourself, carefully posing until you hit that perfect position where you don't have a strange nose. And yes, I would bet money you have the most pictures up.

How much?

(and no, I won't delete my pics.)

Kidding, yup you're totally right. In fact that is the only reason why I bought this particular diggie. It has a swivel lens, so very very handy when taking self portraits.

"I'm free!"

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by alene [/i]
[B]Lippy far and away wins the most pictures for the cult award. Prolly most creative, too. [/B][/QUOTE]
Lippy is a cyborg with a camera attachment that extends out from her chest to aim at her face. L.I.P.P.Y. stands for Limited Infiltration of Peacekeeping Photogenic Youth

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Maddetchke Malorkus [/i]
[B]she's a cyborg with a camera attachment that extends out from her chest to aim at her face. L.I.P.P.Y. stands for Limited Infiltration of Peacekeeping Photogenic Youth [/B][/QUOTE]

*Shhhhhh....you're not supposed to know!!

Photogenic? Thank you, but trust me I'm not.
Here's another that I like. Took this maybe in late August when my hair was shorter...

I always wanted full, plump, wide-set features.

I get confused about my features. Sometimes I think I have close set features, sometimes I think I have wide set features. My face is either round (god forbid)/square/heart/oval. I have no clue. Everybody tells me different things...

Apparently I have chubby cheeks...sigh, goddamn baby fat!

And sometimes I look like a guy...very defined, strong jaw bone

Wide-set and round features look childlike. Children look cute and attractive. Children also look androgynous. People who look child-like and androgynous are usually attractive. Therefore, people with wide-set features are attractive.

That's some categorical logic you got there!

(Thank you! Very very kind words!)

Wait but what about this

Large eyes are generally viewed as attractive.
Babys have large eyes.
Lippy has relatively small eyes.
Rita is not attractive.

I see you so differently now.

What do you mean....

Is it ...bad...?

Before, you were attractive and I was jealous and didn't like you. Now with your small eyes you look awful, I'm secure again, and we can be friends.

Um...thanks. At least you like me now right...?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]
Apparently I have chubby cheeks...sigh, goddamn baby fat! [/B][/QUOTE]

Tell me about it! I can't stand my cheeks...and big eyes, everyone takes the piss.

You're 16, it's okay.

I'm turning 22 soon, I'm just fat.