Cult Trading Cards

i can't figure this vb code shit out, i don't know what i'm doing wrong

i am unicorn, a magical mystical unicorn

here i'll try to attatch the img

That's awesome!

But a unicorn has only one horn, silly!

[QUOTE]Wait, are those before and after pics?[/QUOTE]
Heh, no. The left image is the right side of my face doubled over into one. The middle is my normal look. The right is my left side doubled over. It was just an experiment I had with faces a while ago. Everyone thinks they're symmetrical, but I think now its obvious they arent.

Wait! You have the same sickness as pan!

There are a whole herd of homosectional unicorns up here in this motherfucker! Dang!

hahahhahahaha
"a herd of homosectional unicorns"

let's try it again:
[IMG]http://www.quantumflash.net/rob1.jpg[/IMG]

you are not your fucking photo... wait... you are!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]im assuming you mean all of the Cult(ist) boys, oui?
well... no.... it aint wrong. [/B][/QUOTE]

but of course i meant the cult(ist) boys...espesh you! just adorable.

but i think maybe it is a *little* wrong, 'cause i could technically be your mom.

i guess this works for me.

i think valium is hot. ::blush::

I like putting faces to the names... I'm also happy I'm not computer savvy enought to know how to post a photo here!

i thought i wouldn't do this, but what the hell.
after all - it's a vanity fair.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]i think valium is hot. ::blush:: [/B][/QUOTE]

kinda has a jake gyllenhaal look to him...at least in the picture.

**hopes she didn't butcher the name**

am i the only one who thinks that valium looks a little bit like joaquin phoenix?

This is mine. And many other people. And Chuck!
He signed our gnome's ass! YAA!

you're on the left side of the picture, right?

and about the gnome's ass - you lucky bastard

August (Rookie Card)
[img]http://pic6.picturetrail.com/VOL154/1008051/1879334/22369156.jpg[/img]

Yesterday (All-Star Card)
[img]http://pic6.picturetrail.com/VOL154/1008051/1879334/22369128.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ampler [/i]
[B]you're on the left side of the picture, right?

and about the gnome's ass - you lucky bastard [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'm the one of the left. And Chuck also sighned my brother's guitar, he sighned it saying, "For Dylan, DON'T PLAY WITH YOURSELF!"

to me valium looks like goran visnjic, (luca kovac on ER) although GV and Joaquin Phoenix resemble each other, so either one really.

and both are cute.

Ok, trying for a 3.5 here.

Hehe. You've got it UD!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]but of course i meant the cult(ist) boys...espesh you! just adorable.

but i think maybe it is a *little* wrong, 'cause i could technically be your mom. [/B][/QUOTE]

oh yeah? how so?

Lol, god, I'm feeling giddy tonight. These pictures are just cracking me up. Check out this one attached. It's a friend of mine, and we put his face on another picture. That ol' Photoshop gag.

I use stills from films, and super-impose peoples heads on them for the sake of party invites- for the parties we throw- this particular one being from American Psycho- with my housemate on Timothy Bryce/Price's head, and mine on Luis Carruthers, the biggest tumbling dickweed in New York.

Wes, you look disfigured in that pic. LOL!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]*blushes*

that picture is old man! [/B][/QUOTE]
i want a new one then. heheheheh
pretty pretty please.

all these pretty people make me feel so......... ugly.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
::mood swing::
::jacks off::

ok this is me looking stoned yesterday (the red bit on the right is my brother's arm...you do NOT wanna see him!)

aaaand as an extra treat *cough*HAHA*cough* [you have no idea how many typos i had to correct there!] here's me about a year ago looking very moody and emo-ish

ps look the crisp packet on the wall behind me has my name on it woo!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by XChuck [/i]
[B]Wes, you look disfigured in that pic. LOL! [/B][/QUOTE]

excuse me?

[url]www.onfirehardcore.com[/url] ....check the pictures of this dutch cult classic!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]excuse me? [/B][/QUOTE]
Your arm. The one holding the glass. The body doesn't fit right when you put your head in. You arm looks like a fetal arm. I wasn't making fun of you.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by XChuck [/i]
[B]This is mine. And many other people. And Chuck!
He signed our gnome's ass! YAA! [/B][/QUOTE]

is it me or is the chick on the right having a fantasy about chuck at this moment.

thanx kittie

She always looks like that. But your probebly right.

psycho kitty is pretty too. your hair reminds me of pheobe on friends... no insult intended there. i like.... all cult chicks!!!

moe, where's your picture by the way??? damn you!!! you better share!!!!

Behold, the mysterious D._Prest.

These are the eyes of diabolical madman.

you got that right. those eyes are scarey!!
hey, dennis... can you say, "hey, kenny", so I'll feel linked to chuck in some strange, non gay, non prison sort of way?

LOL.

When I was in high school, I had a friend named Steve who got to go to Japan. And all his other friends were all like, "Dude, bring me back some Japanese comic books," or robots, or whatever in the world they wanted.

Steve looked at me and said, "Dude, what do you want?"

And I told him. I said, "Just, while you're cruising down some street in Tokyo, in the middle of a bunch of people, just holler out 'Will Tupper!' so everyone will hear you."

And he did it, too. I felt so cool!

PS - 2PK, there is no "e" in "scary."

Just for, you know. For all my biatches with hooked on phonics!

damn it, will. i was affraiedd offf that fuccking shit. i had that feeling when i typed it. oops! will you be my editor when i get finished with my book??

Like, I'll edit your book if you edit mine? Not a chance in france, partner. That's so close to "Let's look at each others penis," that I don't even want to think about it.

damn you!!!!!!!
the way you say it, is almost like a pompous sort of thing.... did i spell pompuss right?
i couldn't edit anything unless i used the spell check on the computer... i don't wanna look at your penis, but thanks.
i do hope, seriously, when i'm finished, that some cultsters will read it and share opinions.

Hey, Dennis, thanks for posting the pic of my diabolical madman eyes, but what good are they here if XChuck doesn't rate them? I want to know if this pic has the "awesomeness".

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by TwoPennyKenny [/i]
[B]moe, where's your picture by the way??? damn you!!! you better share!!!! [/B][/QUOTE]

what?? post my picture on the internet? so you can steal my identity 2PK?? actually, you can have my shitty life if ya want it.

i'm in the middle of moving, so all non-essential junk is in a box somewhere ~ i.e. disks of scanned pictures, pictures that could be scanned, digital fucking camera which i hope i didn't leave in cali because i'll be pissed, my computer...the list goes on. anyway, i'll just curl up and die if xchuck thinks i'm ugly. i think i should continue to be the faceless 'net entity.

D_Prest,

Your eyes reek of awesomeness.

Thanks, Mario. I sense a bit of the "awesomeness" in you as well. Ever since Xchuck used it, I think "awesomeness" is my new favorite word. That and Fred Durst's newly created word, "agreeance."

Kevin, I don't think you have to even ask if they are awesomeness. You, and everything about, is awesomeness. Including the picture of your eyes. I give it a rating of 4 7/8.

I AM THE AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!