Cult Secrets!
I got drunk with one of Hillary Clinton's speech writers in DC.
She hates her too.
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We do?
Also Alene doesn't like candy and I do. We had irreconcilable differences. Sad.
There is hope, but not for us.
Jane used to play trumpet in a ska band.
You will never be famous.
brak is a member of the seattle seven.
Fake Plstic Trees fuckin' hates Radiohead.
You will never be famous.
maddy rocks out to the band poison
Snuffy has never masturbated.
Ever.
You will never be famous.
[QUOTE=angusbeef123]Snuffy has never masturbated.
Ever.[/QUOTE]
ha ha ha.
angus is actually civil rights activist turned Congresswoman Maxine Waters.
Snuffy lied about the existence of weapons of mass distruction in Iraq.
You will never be famous.
angus is the walrus.
(goo goo g’joob.)
Snuffy is the voice of Meatwad.
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You will never be famous.
angusbeef kicked the crap out of sean connery during the filming of indiana jones and the last crusade.
archerdylan is the real life assassin on whom "the Bride" in the kill bill movies is based.
moe.ron collects rare copies of the film "Adventures in babysitting"
the liver pate is made from a duck that dislikes you.
That thing about Moe.ron sounds believable.
You will never be famous.
fino is actually star new england patriots linebacker willie mcginest.
Origami Lips once jumped a shark on water skis.
You will never be famous.
[QUOTE=snuffy]...moe.ron collects rare copies of the film "Adventures in babysitting"...[/QUOTE]
"dishes are DONE, maaaan..."
snuffy's real name is Clifford Huxtable.
[QUOTE=snuffy]maddy rocks out to the band poison[/QUOTE]
that's no secret.
ozymandias is kind and well adjusted and loves you.
This is the best thread I ever made.
OMG SECRET
There is hope, but not for us.
Jane's second favorite movie is The Longest Yard.
^she used to send PMs telling me stuff about her, but that only lasted for a week...
[QUOTE=jane s.]This is the best thread I ever made.
OMG SECRET[/QUOTE]
Agreed.
Alex Cassun has a crush on Ben Kweller.
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[B]You God damn better believe.[/B]
Prensa and Tuffy are the same person.
You will never be famous.
Mandias is a Fascist in pantyhose.
A Vendetta production. <3
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Brak DOES have a mouth! :eek:
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I'm a girl.
!
[CENTER]a million bucks[/CENTER]
So am I!
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus]Brak DOES have a mouth! :eek:[/QUOTE]
Yes, but it was sewn shut by a dragonfly when I was a little girl. *frowny face*
A Vendetta production. <3
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moe.ron mixed up 2 movies with "Babysitt-" in the title. No, that isn't a secret, actually...
Brak eats raw steak. In 3 bites.
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
Jane can't eat soy.
Ozymandias loves you like a fat kid loves cake
You will never be famous.
Who sang that line? "I love you like a fat kid love cake"
SnowWhite did. That's another Cult Secret.
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
Valchrist calls his grandmother "Nanna" while I call mine "Grandmother"
Ernest P. Worrell is snuffy's personal Jesus.
A Vendetta production. <3
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[QUOTE=Ozymandias]SnowWhite did. That's another Cult Secret.[/QUOTE]
I did? [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/jediknightbabykins/owned.jpg[/IMG]
If I told, it wouldn't be a secret.
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Ernest P. Worrell is snuffy's personal Jesus.[/QUOTE]
Snuffy is Vern. I don't know why I didn't see it before.
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Ernest P. Worrell is snuffy's personal Jesus.[/QUOTE]
god that is so true. especially that part in "ernest goes to camp" where all the turtles have parachutes and are falling from the sky.
I have also wondered about "vern." I think "vern" is actually his id. but that's another discussion.
Brak can eat 50 eggs in an hour.
moe.ron ran the boston marathon in 47 minutes.
maddy teaches praying mantis kung fu in the everglades.
ozymandias is a rabid public radio junkie.
bird is a classically trained oboeist.
fino sells illegally imported romeo y julieta cuban cigars for 500 dollars a box.
jane s. once performed the entire text of a "christams carol" to a sold out house in london only using a chair and a tobacco pipe as props.
Maddy and Laz got matching Oprah tattoos when he visited Chi-town
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Who sang that line? "I love you like a fat kid love cake"[/QUOTE]
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$0.50
Alex's right fist always stinks.
A Vendetta production. <3
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$0.50[/QUOTE]
whadda jackass. Look, he's going to get shot at!
Ozymandias released a comedy album in Germany. The Germans love his humor. He also starred in a series of dungeon porn films called Der Fistenstein.
Fullmetalbrak has a fetish for Tool.
Nothing wrong with that, of course...
undertow87 is also not lefthanded!
undertow87
:confused:
popculturejunkie is employed by major fisheries to save dolphins caught in tuna fishing nets. he does this using swimming trunks, a neon swimming cap, matching floaties, and a very, very sharp knife.
when you see the phrase "dolphin safe" on cans of tuna, he is the reason.
Dolphins could be jerks for all we know.
Undertow87 is neither an undertow nor 87.
He's a shyster, people! Plus he's on a Soylent Green diet.
[QUOTE=snuffy]god that is so true. especially that part in "ernest goes to camp" where all the turtles have parachutes and are falling from the sky.
I have also wondered about "vern." I think "vern" is actually his id. but that's another discussion.[/QUOTE]
Ah, yes...that parachuting turtles. One of the most classic moments ever captured on celluloid.
Did you not see Maddie's post? YOU are Vern.
A Vendetta production. <3
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I think we all know who wore the Flannel in that clamroast