Cult Secrets!
Alene doesn't know what her natural hair color is.
There is hope, but not for us.
Fullmetalbrak is my groupie. Darkest secret of all.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
alene is clean shaven? or she peroxides down there? Or... or... fuck it. I don't care if alene is a "natural woman" or not. She still hot...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
Cam's dad said he has "girl hands."
There is hope, but not for us.
Brock can't wait to get home and see what Jess is going to say to Rory when they cross paths(and you just know they will, and stuff) tonight on Gilmore Girls!!!
This isn't about Alene's secrets.
Lazlo has a rating system to determine if someone is doable. It is basically a scale. There is some math involved, but basically, a dog ugly chick is doable as long as she has redeeming qualities, like a nice ass and tits. The scales is skewed according to alcohol consumption, of course.
6 has freakish webbed toes
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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]Fj is posting in his panties and used to watch Dawson's Creek.[/QUOTE]
The Average Cultist still watches Dawson's Creek and posts in his manties...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
wait this is turning into that thread where you say something about the person above you...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
6 also watches Days Of Our Lives, possibly while yerking to Bjork's Swan dress
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[QUOTE=succotash moon]Brock can't wait to get home and see what Jess is going to say to Rory when they cross paths(and you just know they will, and stuff) tonight on Gilmore Girls!!![/QUOTE]
Damn you straight to... I got a bamboo chute sitting here with your name written all over it's ass, er, your ass, written on... um, it's gonna spank you!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
Jane called Guccis dad a whore... to his face.
True story.
[QUOTE=alene]Jane called Guccis dad a whore... to his face.
True story.[/QUOTE]
Jane S. gave her muffin to a guy in 4-H camp and he didn't pay attention her after that, just her muffin...
True story...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Jane S. gave her muffin to a guy in 4-H camp and he didn't pay attention her after that, just her muffin...
True story...[/QUOTE]
actually it might have been a bagel, but muffin sounds better...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
Brock spent 3 miserable months drilling a hole into the wall between the boys and the girls locker room at the gym. When they caught him they forced him to leave the building naked. Once he got outside he was arrested for public nudity.
True story.
[QUOTE=alene]Jane called Guccis dad a whore... to his face.
True story.[/QUOTE]
That day kinda sucked.
Tryp really really hates ugly library patrons.
There is hope, but not for us.
I was trying to think of something clever to write, but I don't think anything after 6's D.A.R.E. pencil comment is going to be funny.
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Damn you straight to... I got a bamboo chute sitting here with your name written all over it's ass, er, your ass, written on... um, it's gonna spank you![/QUOTE]
Brock also has a thing for homo-erotic independant films!!
FJ's mom kinda looked like Angelica Huston back in the day.
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There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]Fullmetalbrak is my groupie. Darkest secret of all.[/QUOTE]
This thread isn't about BS wishes, and hopin' and a prayin' still won't make it so.
Glamarama won't provide any action unless money is involved.
A Vendetta production. <3
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Moe.ron didnt know what pashing was this morning
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[QUOTE=alene]Brock spent 3 miserable months drilling a hole into the wall between the boys and the girls locker room at the gym. When they caught him they forced him to leave the building naked. Once he got outside he was arrested for public nudity.
True story.[/QUOTE]
Now I picture alene as the female gym teacher in porky's who grabs the penis from the female shower room hole and later describes it as having a mohawk...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=succotash moon]Brock also has a thing for homo-erotic independant films!![/QUOTE]
got me there. I'm addicted to those things. they make being gay seem like so much fun...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
FJ likes to superimpose his head on the body of sexy girlies.
A Vendetta production. <3
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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]FJ likes to superimpose his head on the body of sexy girlies.[/QUOTE]
How'd you know? I was just gonna say FJ has wet dreams about hot chicks bodies with the head of Abraham Lincoln...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
guilty
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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Now I picture alene as the female gym teacher in porky's who grabs the penis from the female shower room hole and later describes it as having a mohawk...[/QUOTE]
I'll grab your peni, er mohawk, er... I'll be your gym teacher anytime.
jane has trouble falling asleep with "all of the lights" of a town of 7,000 people.
edit:sorry, 9,000 people 
Trypd is an unashamed adorable doting father.
i am an unashamed doting father,
yea, i am.
but that's not a secret now is it?
[QUOTE=alene]I'll grab your peni, er mohawk, er... I'll be your gym teacher anytime.[/QUOTE]
Thank you for that. Something to think about when I get home. Rest assured, I will jerk off tonight. I'm not feeling like searching out poon. I need more sleep tonight, and that makes you tonight's designated cum girl. I may not think of you the entire time I'm masturbating, because it's difficult for me to focus for that long on any one image or phrase, but rest assured, when the end is near, I will say your name while the veins pop out my neck and my fingers tweak my right nipple. It will be you draining me of my demon seed, the surrogate succubi of my impossible fantasy. It will be you I think of as I clean my abs with my hand and clean my hands with my tongue. It will be you I close my eyes as I lay in my own filth and doze off with the tingle of orgasmic aftershocks in my balls and your hot phantom breath against my chest as it rises and falls. You will be there, even if you aren't. I can always feel you when I close my eyes and want you near.
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
i've only had private conversations with 4 cult members outside of the forums. and 2 of those were brief one lasting-one-evening chats.
and i'm ok with that.
No, but it is a secret that you watch Barney with your kid. And you LIKE it.
(insert consipracy music)
Trpd's baby isnt really as cute as she looks. He stole someone elses family photos. His whole family look like circus freaks
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[QUOTE=trypdwyre]jane has trouble falling asleep with "all of the lights" of a town of 7,000 people.[/QUOTE]
It's 9,000, you jerk.
I thought this face, which is the "embarrassment" face, was yawning until about a month ago.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Thank you for that. Something to think about when I get home. Rest assured, I will jerk off tonight. I'm not feeling like searching out poon. I need more sleep tonight, and that makes you tonight's designated cum girl. I may not think of you the entire time I'm masturbating, because it's difficult for me to focus for that long on any one image or phrase, but rest assured, when the end is near, I will say your name while the veins pop out my neck and my fingers tweak my right nipple. It will be you draining me of my demon seed, the surrogate succubi of my impossible fantasy. It will be you I think of as I clean my abs with my hand and clean my hands with my tongue. It will be you I close my eyes as I lay in my own filth and doze off with the tingle of orgasmic aftershocks in my balls and your hot phantom breath against my chest as it rises and falls. You will be there, even if you aren't. I can always feel you when I close my eyes and want you near.[/QUOTE]
You lost me somewhere near veins or something. Make sure to scream it loud.
Brock is actually impotent.
A Vendetta production. <3
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it's not barney, it's, ehem, the wiggles and rollie pollie ollie.
at least ollie is tolerable usually.
shit.
[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus]Trpd's baby isnt really as cute as she looks. He stole someone elses family photos. His whole family look like circus freaks[/QUOTE]
i suppose this is partially true now, she has to wear a patch on her right eye for 2 weeks to strengthen her left eye. it gives her an odd look, and no one is hesitant about staring at it. still gives me a chance to publicly emberass the people who do stare at it.
but those are our pictures...
[QUOTE=trypdwyre]it's not barney, it's, ehem, the wiggles and rollie pollie ollie.
at least ollie is tolerable usually.
shit.[/QUOTE]
So now it is public and quoted. There is no taking this back now. Unless you want to pay Jane to close this thread.
It's out of my hands now.
There is hope, but not for us.
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Brak does not have a jaw.
My afro is really a comb-over.
i am actually a highly intelligent athromorphic cat.
I lied about the existence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
You will never be famous.
i have a prehensile tail
I KNEW that tail wasn't an armani accessory!
angusbeef doesnt actually cry after sex
YOU READ IT HERE FIRST
I'm kinda scared of art.
There is hope, but not for us.
I am an international secret agent
jane and i have a chiropractor fetish
what about the eyebrows?
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