Cult pop quiz time!
Why can't it be right, though?
Why the Hell would she sleep with a guy who was about 12 and how the Hell is a guy gunna father a kid before his balls drop?
i think you´re confusing spacemonkies here. minerva´s is defenitely of age and yes, quite hot.
I remember a spacemonkey with a vendetta mask avatar.
Exactly!
I don't remember any other Spacemonkey username.
i don´t remember his avatar but i´m pretty sure i called him spacedonkey one time.
Minerva and Spacemonkey guy are cute and I remember their adorable baby too. I hope they're all well! I also fondly remember Minerva having a great dane and that's even better than a baby!
Oh no! Matt O!
Cop: WOT IS YOUR BLOODY NAME, CUNT??!?!
Trashed Matt O.: Beezoooww! Doo doo zoppitty bop bop bop ahahaha!
Line Up: LMAO
Cop: Fine.
News: Hahaha!
Matt: That's fuckin' Bob Dylan, mate!!
Oh whoops I thought this was Pointless Announcements. Hahaha.
Why can't it be right, though?
Why the Hell would she sleep with a guy who was about 12 and how the Hell is a guy gunna father a kid before his balls drop?
I had no idea Min's baby came from a cultie, so I'm confused.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Are we all getting confused because there was a SpaceMonkey and a very young NightMonkey?
I'm just confused because I never knew she was with a cultie, I remember when she got pregnant and I think I remember when she had the baby, but I thought the father was just a guy she knew from... You know, real life.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Now that everyone is talking about it, I remember. It was spacemonkey, the guy with the V for Vendetta avatar. He moved out there from NY and they were together and then had a baby. And his name, unless I'm greatly mistaken, was also Alex. Don't ask me how I remember all this random shit about a person/people I barely ever associated with, but that's how it goes!
People who know each other in real life oft meet on the internet and vice versa. I do think everyone is getting Alex confused with NightMonkie, which is also weird because even though he was like 12 when he signed up he'd probably be around 25/26 right now.
Actually, I'm not even going to pretend like that's even a half valid post because fair amount of us have had sex with each other in the real world. So I don't get why it doesn't make sense. I can remember around a dozen times off the top of my head. That's like 24 Culties wriggling around in the real world.
Maybe we inadvertently had sex with lurkers! You know how there are always like 7 members and 2782368746 guests online.
People who know each other in real life oft meet on the internet and vice versa. I do think everyone is getting Alex confused with NightMonkie, which is also weird because even though he was like 12 when he signed up he'd probably be around 25/26 right now.
I have real trouble remembering other people age too. I saw an old family friend recently and when she said her son worked at a garage now I said, "He can't! he's only 11!" before my brain caught up.
This terrifies me and I don't know why.
We're a randy lot.
This is why we can't have nice things.
No, it's just you, buggering 23 other people. You're the randy lot.
yeah, forget match.com. go to the cult to get some action.
Ya here that Lurker? I'll probably fuck you at some point, or I may have already.
"Queen of Fucking Everything" indeed!
I fucked a lurker this morning.
yeah, cause she is the queen of fucking
everything.
two ejeets, one thought !
Hehe.
Man, I need some Cult action. It's not like the ladies here aren't sexy!
As for the number of lurkers terrifying you, it's because who knows who the fuck is in that group of people. Might be random people that you know or who know you and you thought this was a hidden corner of the internet.
Like I said, maybe we fucked some of them. I hope not, though. At least for myself.
Maybe we all have our own personal obsessed stalkers in the group of lurkers and we do not even know it.
I love this post so much.
Why do you think there are so many lurkers?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Six, remember that one time I became besties with your ex? Just goes to show how ridiculous Cult relationships can go.
Now, go run and warsh up for chow, before your vittles get cold.
...Are you Corellion?
You mean the night we met? I remember so little except being way too drunk and seeing a toddler on a leash. Or was it two toddlers on one leash? That was so funny.
OH MY GOD, NO. You ended up working with Michael, right?!
Now, go run and warsh up for chow, before your vittles get cold.
...Are you Corellion?
Nope.
Should you have anymore questions, please direct them to Montgomery.
I don't talk to secretaries. But I do listen.
As carnies at a night club, yes.
Life is weird and amazing and wonderful and so are you two raggamuffins
Dood. I got the Moonjumpette's back.
Word.
This is why we can't have nice things.