Cult pop quiz time!
a sailboat.
This is why we can't have nice things.
lol, surely it wasn't for that
It was posts from the mod forum that he somehow had access to.
Which cultist* changed his or her name to a season?
*gone AWOL
PS. I know I go on and on about the old times here, but I was just looking at a very old thread and saw my join date... 1st January 2003. Fetch me a throne, kids.
Here you go! It's portable!
John S was a middle-aged white male, devoutly Christian.
He was also an alt parodying Jane S.
He was unique in that he was an open-source alt; anyone who had his password could post as "John S", and about a dozen or so of his had his password, including a few mods. We'd take turns being John S and, over time, he began to seem a little schizophrenic as more and more people were let in on the joke.
I believe that he may have been originally created by Valchrist.
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POP QUIZ: Name any of my various alts over the years.
This is why we can't have nice things.
John S sounds brilliant.
Tuffy: Iamlove, . , Brock Landers? 
Yay!
Nope. And.... Maybe.
This is why we can't have nice things.
*gone AWOL
PS. I know I go on and on about the old times here, but I was just looking at a very old thread and saw my join date... 1st January 2003. Fetch me a throne, kids.
There was someone who had numbers in his name and he changed it to Autumn. Right? I think it was a he.
Autumn was a he, yes.
I think it was Moonie that started calling him Autumn because the whole numbers thing was impossible to remember.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Ah, I thought he actually changed his real name. Nice guy.
But yes, well done Big S!
He was also an alt parodying Jane S.
He was unique in that he was an open-source alt; anyone who had his password could post as "John S", and about a dozen or so of his had his password, including a few mods. We'd take turns being John S and, over time, he began to seem a little schizophrenic as more and more people were let in on the joke.
I believe that he may have been originally created by Valchrist.
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POP QUIZ: Name any of my various alts over the years.
Damn it. I didn't know about John S. I thought that was an original idea I came up with that I hadn't shared with you all yet..
Yeah, it's banable now anyway.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I was going to call him the Cultist or something dumb. I needed a better name.
Yes. Why don't you let us do fun things like they did, Pete?
Because people take things too far and ruin it for everybody.
I have no recollection of this. Was Jane in on the joke?
Still isn't, afaik.
This is why we can't have nice things.
That sounds like a Nightrious thing to do. I have another question for everyone! What was the theme of you favorite Nightrious post ever? I know you all have one.
He said this one thing once, I forget what about or how exactly it went, but it had something to do with a wolf howling at the reflection of the moon in a lake, and it was my favorite thing ever.
Also, my first username was technically "vtly," though it was created well after this one.
That sounds like a Nightrious thing to do. I have another question for everyone! What was the theme of you favorite Nightrious post ever? I know you all have one.
He said this one thing once, I forget what about or how exactly it went, but it had something to do with a wolf howling at the reflection of the moon in a lake, and it was my favorite thing ever.
Now I wish I could read that.
Mine was whatever he wrote for thread where someone (I think Six) would assign you a color and then you'd write a very short story about it. Actually really liked and remember pretty much every post in that thread.
I don't really know you or Six OR Nightrious at all so I'm 99% sure this all extremely creepy. I just have a really good memory when it comes to things I read.
The 99% is kind of optimistic.
Holy Shit, It's Jill's Tit!
!!!
W00t!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Right!? I mean, I don't know him at all, but he greets us every time we open that one thread.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
That sounds like a Nightrious thing to do. I have another question for everyone! What was the theme of you favorite Nightrious post ever? I know you all have one.
He said this one thing once, I forget what about or how exactly it went, but it had something to do with a wolf howling at the reflection of the moon in a lake, and it was my favorite thing ever.
Also, my first username was technically "vtly," though it was created well after this one.
Sup dude. Been a while.
Hai guise..
Mine was whatever he wrote for thread where someone (I think Six) would assign you a color and then you'd write a very short story about it.
I all but forgot about that thread! In fact, I believe I wrote something for it myself. I must find it now. Welcome to my next two hours of my life.
I'm pretty sure it's gone. Which is unfortunate. I loved all the writing.
Jill's Tit is a bit of a legend, 'round these parts.
Gather round the campfire children. Let me tell you a story. Young folk say it's a fable but the old folk say different.
A month of Sundays ago, there dwelt...well, some say he was mod but he was something more than that. More than a man. More than a god. More than a titan.
They say he could bend a lamp with his wang. Others say he could bend a lit lamp with his wang.
Now he dwells in the great beyond, (insert echo effect here)beyond, beyond.
But every once in a while he crosses the threshold of ecktoplasm and internet fodder, to speak his great wisdom to only the worthiest culties.
Believe me when I say, when he talks aloud, he speaks only in binary code. He knows your passwords to all your accounts before you do. And, he has built a fortress of solitude the size of a football field under the memorial of Aaron Swartz. So respect the posts of the one they call the Jill's Tit, and then throw bleach on your eyes after you read his posts, for you will never again read anything more meaningful in your existence and seeing anything else after is pointless.
Now, go run and warsh up for chow, before your vittles get cold.
lol
franc is a two black belts aikido badass.
how many cult hook-ups ended well? i wished i knew more than two.
Well we have you and Ludwig and Alex and Alex. That's all I got.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Those hookups haven't ended.
This is why we can't have nice things.
There was also Minerva and Alex (a different one), no? I don't remember his username, but I think he was from NY. They're having/had a baby I think, didn't they?
Checking out the oldest saved threads now.
Who was the beneficiary of the first baby shower ?
Cite another French Cultie.
Where took place the biggest Cult meetup ?
Sweet Valley High, anyone ?
Are you kidding? It's the cutest baby ever.
Who was the beneficiary of the first baby shower ?
Cite another French Cultie.
Where took place the biggest Cult meetup ?
Sweet Valley High, anyone ?
Austin?
And is sweet valley high a reference to Nikki?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Who was the beneficiary of the first baby shower ?
Cite another French Cultie.
Where took place the biggest Cult meetup ?
Sweet Valley High, anyone ?
Prensa
dunno!
Oregon?
Vendetta <3
There was a French girl on my Facebook from the cult, i don't remember her username though.
of course ! how could i forget ! spacemonkey somethingsomething.
Wasn't he about twelve? I hope he didn't have a baby!
I vaguely remember Minerva possibly talking about a boyfriend named Anthony, maybe.
Minerva's guy is definitely not 12.
Spacemonkey was the guy with the V for Vendetta avatar, yeah?
Wait, spacemonkey is the father of min's baby? That can't be right.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I don't know who he was on here but I saw a picture of him and he was pretty hot. It's okay, I can say that because I let her know what I thought when she showed me and she still hasn't slapped me. That's permission.
And distance. But also permission.
Minerva's baby is so cute! I had no idea spacemonkey was the babydaddy.
It don't matter who the baby daddy is because I'm her soul-guardian. Not to be confused with sole guardian because I'm not any of that. I just guard her soul. With magic.
All babies need one of those. I'm taking applicants for babymoonjumper.
Disx was banned for having what in his signature?