Cult pop quiz time!
In honor of my sixth cultiversary I bring you the cult pop quiz. A lot of us have been around for a long time, but how much do you remember? To start, I have three questions.
1) Who created the original Pointless Anouncements thread and what was that person's first PA?
2) What were Mirka's last two avatars? And for bonus points, what did one of those two signify?
3) For what did six on the dot finally get permabanned?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
1.) Mugwump. He bought some salt and pepper shakers or something.
Correct, but what about the second part of the question?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
1. Mugwump: He bought salt and pepper shakers in the weekend.
2. Her and her nephew at an osterich farm and the other one I think was waffles.
3. For posting that "boo you whore" gif from mean girls in response to a mirka post.
Good job Sarah! I think the post was very close to this: "i bought new salt and pepper shakers this weekend, the kind with the handles on them."
I forgot about the avatar with the nephew, I was thinking of the waffles and Aretha Franklin. Aretha was the avatar she used when she had to handle business and put down the law.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I didn't know Mirka very well as she didn't post much when I was here but the words under her username ("Indifferent Dinosaur") were what I told her the ostrich in her picture looked like. I'm pretty sure that was the first time anyone here ever quoted me.
That would have been a good question! I wouldn't have remembered indifferent dinosaur!
Another question:
What does Prensa Teladradora mean? And what is Prensa's first name?
No googling!
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Dude, seriously.
Stop talking about me.
I mean, you got me in there in the land you are from and everything.
I don't mean to pepper you with paranoia.
I can't for the life of me remember what her username means, but her real name is Clare.
I've never met a Clare here.
I am sucha newb.
Is it something like pretty window or something? Something housey.
I guess I joined quite late, I don't know many of the questions' answers. 
Damn, all I knew was waffles and why Six got banned.
Remember Thag? I'm gonna say his name three times and see if he comes back. Thag. Thag. Thag.
The Prensa thing is really bothering me. I must know the answer!
I remember Thag. I remember Morey used to tease him.
Is it something like "toaster oven"?
Tell me! Tell me!
Ritt told me about how they took all Thag's medals away. But I bet his calves are still huge. No one can take those away.
Prensa Teladradora means "drill press."
Someone else ask some questions!
I have a good one about Moonie, but I'm not sure if it was something she shared with everyone or just me, so I suppose I will keep it to myself.
Also, how old was Jessica when she joined the cult?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Oh shit, I don't even know that one!
I have a question. What was all of yous's first avatars? You can answer for yourself or someone else. But if you're wrong about either, the penalty is exile. So be sure. This isn't a motherfucking game.
This was mine for a long time.
Haha I think mine was
or something.
That's pimpin.
And I like yours too, Ritt.
Mine was a picture of my eye =/
What was Nathaniel Parker's first screen name?
(That's a bit easy innit)
My first Avatar was Fractal Broccoli, something like this.
Because. Okay? Because.
(That's a bit easy innit)
Fuck, it's one word and starts with a C. Right? He was already Nathaniel Parker by the time I came around, but I still know this somewhere in the back of my head....
Wait, Carbunkle? Is that it? Or something like that....
And Jess, I'm pretty sure you were fifteen. And I believe your current avatar was your first one.
My first was a picture of me in a red shirt and Nightrious insulted it. He was quite rude honestly.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I don't remember ritt's first avatar, but I do remember him trying to convince everyone heas black. I think he actually succeeded with some.
Spike had a link in his sig, what did the text read?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Baby Animals Fuck Yeah!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yup.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I love that link!
Yeah, Nate's first was Carbunkle. I remember because it always reminded me of one of the summons from the Final Fantasy series.
Incorrect. The answer is KARBUNKLE.
My first was a picture of me in a red shirt and Nightrious insulted it. He was quite rude honestly.
Yes! And yes!
That sounds like a Nightrious thing to do. I have another question for everyone! What was the theme of you favorite Nightrious post ever? I know you all have one.
Oh, pish, posh and POOPIE!
My first was a picture of me in a red shirt and Nightrious insulted it. He was quite rude honestly.
Yes! And yes!
That sounds like a Nightrious thing to do. I have another question for everyone! What was the theme of you favorite Nightrious post ever? I know you all have one.
As boring as this answer might be, I'm a big fan of actual conversations. Great thread.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
My first was a picture of me in a red shirt and Nightrious insulted it. He was quite rude honestly.
Yes! And yes!
That sounds like a Nightrious thing to do. I have another question for everyone! What was the theme of you favorite Nightrious post ever? I know you all have one.
Jess bloody wins!
Fuck yeah!
What did Mirka have before the waffle-avatar? I seem to remember black and white. I'd never forget Nate's first username cause of when Cassun decided to stop talking to him, and claimed he was on a low Karb diet.
Which four cultists were 17, and posting, at the same time? There were actually five, but the one was short lived.
Corellion. Levi. Bearchaser era Justin. Uhhhh... Nick?
I can only guess those last 3 are correct, they're all my age. I wasn't here when Corellion posted.
Word. Though I think, now, that both Nicks (number username and Mricpx) might have been 17.
Which cultist became shortly infamous for claiming to have had over seventy women?
What is Franc's rank in Aikido?
What life form refused to bang Fano in a dream?
Nightrious has been banned once. Why?
What are you not going to eat out of if you go to Hattie's place?
Name a character from Phil's detective spoof novel.
Which cultist was from South America?
Who pissed Mirka off by wanting to smash eggs on his own face?
In Brock Landers' avatar, a frame from a comic, what is the man saying?
Write a haiku using one cultist username per line.
Which cultist became shortly infamous for claiming to have had over seventy women?
What life form refused to bang Fano in a dream?
Nightrious has been banned once. Why?
Name a character from Phil's detective spoof novel.
Who pissed Mirka off by wanting to smash eggs on his own face?
Write a haiku using one cultist username per line.
Brock Landers.
A woman. She banged a slug instead.
Not for being Slingshotassassin, but someone else, I think?
His mom.
Bearchasing.
No.
Also, THAT was what I finally gotbanned for???? I didn't even remember that. That's so lame.
Phil?
Snail for Fano
Peter Voltage in Klondike: A Game of Ears
Salad bowl for Hattie
Wickerkat is a pimp.
I wasn't really around when Brock Landers was but I saw his avatar and I think I remember it because it's true. Everything's bigger in Texas.
Pepper's giant fish tank
and all the sharks in the marina
more than enough teeth.
What entity was I first compared to here?
Unicorn.
When there was max capacity Australians, how many were regularly posting?
I don't actually know the answer to that. But I do remember there was a point when all of you were Australian. I don't know what happened.
Also, how many black culties have we had? I also don't don't know this one. I can name one or two.
Which cultist became shortly infamous for claiming to have had over seventy women?
What life form refused to bang Fano in a dream?
Nightrious has been banned once. Why?
Name a character from Phil's detective spoof novel.
Who pissed Mirka off by wanting to smash eggs on his own face?
Write a haiku using one cultist username per line.
Brock Landers.
A woman. She banged a slug instead.
Not for being Slingshotassassin, but someone else, I think?
His mom.
Bearchasing.
No.
Also, THAT was what I finally gotbanned for???? I didn't even remember that. That's so lame.
She was already pissed off at you for something or another, I think that was just the last straw.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
We've only had two.
Which cultist was from South America?
JKabol?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Unicorn.
When there was max capacity Australians, how many were regularly posting?
I don't actually know the answer to that. But I do remember there was a point when all of you were Australian. I don't know what happened.
Also, how many black culties have we had? I also don't don't know this one. I can name one or two.
Correct.
Two? Kit and Matt? I never knew about more.
Tyler and Sema.
All I know is number 3. I could've known number 2, but I must've been preoccupied with the number 3 stuff that was going on.
Si vis pacem, para bellum