Cult Names and the Hierarchy of Class

No, you don't! I killed you. Get over it!

There comes a point when you have to realize that SAYING you're awesome, and actually BEING awesome are completely different things. The Named.... they're talkers.

{Sends a suicide bomber disguised as Chris Colfer into Levi's fortress.}

Hahaha, perfect.

There is yet another fatal flaw in Levi's theory.He is hoisted by his own petard, because his heroine, his raison d'etre, is not one of The Named. She in fact, BELONGS TO US:

as much as we ask her to leave, she won't.

Looks like the lower class has won.

4lyfe.

Fucking proletariat.

You're jealous.

I've never been jealous of peasantry.

Mentiroso!

what the fuckin' fuck? how is this thread working? I.....I try and try for four years to having something successful, and an over night success, and it takes THIS to do it? Sweet.

I can not be killed, for then who would speak for the Named.

I must say, I almost swallowed my tongue when I heard about Lady Gaga being one of you lower classers. I am sick.

Chris Colfer would not make it past my battalions.

I pronounce everyone with a Number in their name to be of a third class, a middle class if you will. They are still either loyal to their respective groups, either the Named or the Lowliers, for example, Scuba steve is still a Named, but if a number is involved, they are of the third class, the Muneros. They have the ability to shape shift, and become of the same matter as anything they touch. If they jump in a pool of water, they can become water.

How do you think I was able to get to Colfer? Because that was no kid in disguise, but infact, the real Chris Colfer! Ahahahahhahaha!!

Who the fuck are you? God!? I don't think so. You can't just give people powers like that. It doesn't matter anways. I'm back to normal! The zombie virus wore off, and since I defeated it, I'm immune to Death! So fuck you!

Also, it works because it doesn't try too hard. You know? It's fun and yada yada

The shit're you guys talking about?

Levi and I are the Named princes. We created this world, made all of you, and we will decide the fate of everything.

You're more like the Twins of the Underworld. Lying liars who lie with lies! You can suck balls, good sir! BALLS!!

BABABABABABABABABABABBABABAPPPPP!!!!!!

You disgust me, Fano.

Now i'm never looking in this thread again.

And Fin.

I don't need to see balls.

I mean, I've seen my fair share of balls and all... but are they supposed to look like that?

I think that dude is (in)famous for having them huge balls he does.

Sorry everyone. Sorry. lmfao. I uhh.... I crack me up. Eddy, that's too bad.
Tony, since you're the one who executed me, I'll stay dead. I can appreciate the homefieldgallows.

I'm still laughing. And you should be too.

I am posting from an iPad in the apple store, so yes, I am god fano. I do and create whatever I want in this thread just like everyone else, even you. I am a prince.

You're a poopy face! I'll spare you all the pain of finding a pic of that, but it's what you ARE!

The Named shall heed this warning:

Any of you who shall speak my name or venture near the dark marsh in the midst of MY hollows shall perish, or at the very least be plagued and damned for all eternity.

To my brethren of shadow, my sisters of deceit, my siblings and offspring of Anonymity, unite. Together, we shall claim their fallen, their slain. Those who have been murdered, walk with us. We are the army of the undead.

Together....we are a walking breed of silent assassin. We are The Walking Dead. We do not "lurk" in the shadows. We ARE the shadow.

BE WARNED:

YEAH! I am suck a shapeshifter!

Also, I'm totally not dead. I'm like fucking Aquaman, I can't be drowned. If you want to kill me, you'll have to do better than that. But you'll also have to find me. You might even want to invent a device to detect shapeshifters. But don't do that. That would give me away too easily. In fact, forget I even said that. I'll scribble it out. It's not even there. Go about your business. Nothing to see here.

ALIIIIIIIIIVEEEE!!!!

Quick! Somebody give me a recap of the last 5 pages! The stuff that was funny. I am obviously very very far away from this camp, but I learned my lesson the hard way and I just piss too many people off to hand them my identity to mess with anymore.

Caucasian, we socked it to 'em a fierce 'un.

it's a plus! It's like, for people who have numbers and are named, they have extra powers!

The named would love to have lady gaga. but we can't.

someone crown levi the new queen of the cult already.

HAHAHAHAHA! omg.

I'm no big fan of that lady gaga. I still don't think I've heard one of her songs.
But those are some nice stems she's sporting up there.

So Levi I have acquired extra powers?

BONUS!!

but what will you do with them, shape-shifter?

shape shift, maybe?

Cool I is alive.

and Named like a motherfucker.

whatcha gonna do?

wanna kill up some Lowlies, maybe eat a couple?

You all died. Your kingdom's been bombed to shit.

I have given myself the ability to fart beautiful music that puts people into a hypnotic and highly suggestible state. With one simple fart - I can make you my slave. Now watch out as I eat a bowl of baked beans. MWAHAHAHA!!

nice use of power.

now go kill some people!

I make slaves!

Where do I start - you're the boss... And Nate... Somebody give me some direction to point my farts in!

you can't kill him! he's like, the only other Named participating! You have way more than we do. We've got eddy and matt and pete and that's about it. Steve too.

well, in the night, the Gooch was put into a cement mold and then dropped in the river. He has no number in his name, so he drowned.

Also, Tony was in a scuffle with Scuba Steve. Steve was stabbed by tony's blade, but just looked at tony and laughed because steve has the power of numbers, and thus steve transformed his free arm into a giant blade and chopped off Tony's left leg at the knee before tony could react himself with the number transform.

eat that shit nigz