Cult Names and the Hierarchy of Class
A message, read to the Named by our inbred socially retarded Herald:
Has you can see, our satratgy is leaving your armie laying in the field like bleeding vaginas. Does things you say about us shallnot be. Our hearths are has strong has diamound. Our mind are daungerous. You think you stand a chance? ModerJesus! Yeast give up now!
I'm so touched that you remembered me Dan, as well as my love for food.
JESUS RENCARNATED CANNOT BE SIMPLY 'EXECUTED'! NICE TRY THOUGH, TRAITOR SCUM!
Jesus power is nullified by nail painting and Glee watching.
*zombiefano feasts the brains of dead homo aussie jesus
I was killed while I was on a conference call just now. Thanks a lot, assholes.
JESUS RENCARNATED CANNOT BE SIMPLY 'EXECUTED'! NICE TRY THOUGH, TRAITOR SCUM!
Jesus power is nullified by nail painting and Glee watching.
*zombiefano feasts the brains of dead homo aussie jesus
as we all know good and well, our man, Jesus, has the kickin' ability to resurect the shit outta himself. so he does so and eats all of zombiefano aquiring both his own and fano's brainpower.
lol Matt - Jesus is already "all knowing."
That can't even surprise attack you if they wanted. You only do when you want and it's only to prove a point! duh...
jesus loves making jesus points.
now: DIE INFERIOR BEINGS!
you guys are crazy
I just read this whole thread and cannot stop laughing, especially about this:
I almost pooed. Anyrate, i was drunk/am drunk, but i can type now, so i'm ready to battle, and refuse to accept my death because i'm part Merlin.
now: DIE INFERIOR BEINGS!
I'm not entirely sure who promoted you to Jesus. I think you're just a fucking hippy! Your hippy powers don't work on me!
*zobmiefano transforms into corporatezombiefano! The System has been activated. "The Man" will keep you down!
open up a can of named-ass!
oh, and why was my execution so damn funny, eddy?
Because the previous post is you arriving, all guns blazing, and he's on our side. Hilarious.
I'm not entirely sure how to kill people?
Like, can I just say that I have a nuclear bomb that kills everyone except the people I like...and then I win?
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
YOU'RE DEAD, SHUT UP.
i rose from the dead. duh!
Impossible!
It has now been said that Matthew Odonnel has the power to bring people back to life. Tom must be destroyed, he's a defector.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
levi, if you don't spell my name with the appropriate apostrophe between 'O' and 'D', i swear to mt father i'll take my jesus-y powers to the dark side! i'll do it!
matthew odonnell has died of dysentery.
jesus don't poo. sooo...
Ahem, someone avenge me, kthx.
You can't stop me. You can only hope to contain me.
Matt can just bring you back to life - Levi gave him the power.
Alecia is brought back to life BY THE POWERS OF CASHMERE.
Oh man, if she wasn't one of the Named, her username would probably be cashmere.
Also, this is the most successful Levi thread ever. Now we must destroy him.
I am your Arthur and you are my Lady of the Lake.
You are the Guinevere to my Lancelot, the Isolde to my Tristan, the Izanami to my Izanagi.
My heart is forever yours, and your vengeance will be all that makes me breathe.
I'll shoot some giant dildos.
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
Levi, you just think you're a regular Jesse St. James, don'tcha? Trying to kill of the ones you consider weak... Well, you're not! I'm gonna defeat you and send you on your way!
(I just wanted an excuse to make a gleejoke.)
that video is no longer available in my country. boo!
Did y'all know that I can fly? It's because I have a cashmere cape.
So....
I fly overhead, dressing everyone for battle. Argyle for Smartazfrank, corduroy for my love Eddy, heels for the ladies. ALL the ladies. Fashion takes no sides!
(am I doin it wrong? I'm probably doin' it wrong. I don't know how to do RPG things)
I like how Eddy's loving ode was followed up by Mika's dildo shooting post.
Such is life in times of war.
My heels will have darts with poisonous hearts on the ends that I will shoot at my enemies.
I feel that you should have a matching clutch to hold the extra ammo, m'lady. Shall we make it so?
Make it so!
ALECIA!
CHRIST!
Alecia is such a traitor. But she's like all hawt and stuff, so I won't put her in the dungeon.
Also, I can command the obedience of sea creatures, because I'm king of the sea. And I'm pretty sure Taylor is a mermaid, so she is under my mind control and now she is fighting for the named.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Oh, so you're Semen? Or is it Semen and Swallow?
No. It's ScubaSteve.
I also have the power to command Adam Sandler and all of his movies.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Also, I can command the obedience of sea creatures, because I'm king of the sea. And I'm pretty sure Taylor is a mermaid, so she is under my mind control and now she is fighting for the named.
But I'm part human, which means I still have some free will. SO while you think I'm under your control, I'll actually be destroying The Named from the inside out!
*cocks gun*
It's this gun:
Also, I can command the obedience of sea creatures, because I'm king of the sea. And I'm pretty sure Taylor is a mermaid, so she is under my mind control and now she is fighting for the named.
But I'm part human, which means I still have some free will. SO while you think I'm under your control, I'll actually be destroying The Named from the inside out!
That's just what you think you're doing. I put that thought in your head so as to give you some feeling of hope so you would be happy and a better worker.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Also, I can command the obedience of sea creatures, because I'm king of the sea. And I'm pretty sure Taylor is a mermaid, so she is under my mind control and now she is fighting for the named.
But I'm part human, which means I still have some free will. SO while you think I'm under your control, I'll actually be destroying The Named from the inside out!
That's just what you think you're doing. I put that thought in your head so as to give you some feeling of hope so you would be happy and a better worker.
You're wrong!
*Fishtailsslaps you*
Also, I can command the obedience of sea creatures, because I'm king of the sea. And I'm pretty sure Taylor is a mermaid, so she is under my mind control and now she is fighting for the named.
But I'm part human, which means I still have some free will. SO while you think I'm under your control, I'll actually be destroying The Named from the inside out!
That's just what you think you're doing. I put that thought in your head so as to give you some feeling of hope so you would be happy and a better worker.
You're wrong!
*Fishtailsslaps you*
Just as I commanded! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO!!
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Also, I can command the obedience of sea creatures, because I'm king of the sea. And I'm pretty sure Taylor is a mermaid, so she is under my mind control and now she is fighting for the named.
But I'm part human, which means I still have some free will. SO while you think I'm under your control, I'll actually be destroying The Named from the inside out!
That's just what you think you're doing. I put that thought in your head so as to give you some feeling of hope so you would be happy and a better worker.
You're wrong!
*Fishtailsslaps you*
Just as I commanded! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO!!
ScubaSteve is excuted
by way of drowning.
Ain't that a bitch!
What? I can't drown. I have a self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. DUH!
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Nuh uh. A tiger shark ate it. A zombified one that I bit. So shut the fuck up!
JESUS RENCARNATED CANNOT BE SIMPLY 'EXECUTED'! NICE TRY THOUGH, TRAITOR SCUM!